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16306787 No.16306787[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What does it feel like bros?

>> No.16306795

>>16306787
Actually amazing. The girl I lost my virginity to loved to deep throat

>> No.16306802

>>16306795
Did she puke though? Did it smell bad?

>> No.16306812

>>16306802
No she was a pro. No gag reflex

>> No.16306817

>>16306802
Of you’re uncut it will sting if she pukes, honestly it only looks good in porn but in reality her puking will ruin the mood and she won’t want to suck you off

>> No.16306845

>>16306817
How about decent marital missionary sex with lights out and closed eyes, you degenerated fucks!

>> No.16306851

>>16306817
t. virgin

don't believe these lies. puke blowjobs are the best

>> No.16306854

>>16306802
>>16306817
Goof thing I've got a tiny penis

>> No.16306876
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16306876

>>16306854

>> No.16306881

Would you rather have a long skinny dick that girls like deepthroating or a super thick 5.5 incher that makes girls squirt?

>> No.16306882

>>16306851
Stop larping faggot. How many times did you want to do anything sexual right after you threw up?
Protip: 0

Real throw up will have stomach acid and it will irritate your penis

>> No.16306956

>>16306882
I always get so nervous I throw up

>> No.16306964
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16306964

>>16306881
ladies love those footlong hotdogs like 1.5cm in circumference
they absolutely HATE eating a bratwurst
one is almost a meal on its own the other cant feed a fly

>> No.16306976

>>16306882
I'm not the one throwing up, she is. And she isnt going to stop blowing me until I finish if she knows what's good for her and I'll leave it at that

>> No.16306987

>>16306882
>How many times did you want to do anything sexual right after you threw up?
caring what women want kek! are you gay or a femanon?

>> No.16306989

>>16306817
This. Even the smell of a ripe ass makes me soft

>> No.16306991
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16306991

>>16306882
>never fapped after self-induced throwing up of a large unneeded meal.
>never achieved the quadfecta of vomit-spunk-shit-piss in a single unflushed toilet bowl
pleb

>> No.16306998

>>16306987
This is how i know ur either a virgin or only fuck prostitutes

>> No.16307006
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16307006

Does it smell when it's gaped like this?

>> No.16307011

>>16306998
Female detected
Note the virginal accusations, the overinflated sense of importance. Yuck. I miss when this site was free of smartphone using normies and females.

>> No.16307020

>>16306787
Imagine the smell

>> No.16307022

>>16307006
I would also like to know

>> No.16307024

>>16307011
>projecting an overinflated sense of importance

>> No.16307031

>>16306998
So what is it? Sexual liberation or are women prostitutes sub-human? The feminazis can’t have it both ways.

>> No.16307036

>>16307024
Armchair psychology, the other female manipulation tactic.

>> No.16307048

>>16307024
Posts like this remind me of why we just need to beat women. It's all ad hominems and non arguments. Women would shut their mouths if men just started beating them again

>> No.16307056

>>16306998
tits or gtfo, roast. you've been found out

>> No.16307064

>>16306998
>Roasty

I am vomit. Shoo whore broken branch

>> No.16307065

>>16307036
>>16307048
>can't respond coherently
>yells things he considers "abuse"
all men are retards

>> No.16307078

>>16306787
MODSSSSS

>> No.16307084

>>16307065
Fuck off heel licker
Feminized bitch man

>> No.16307097

>>16306991
The sad thing is you aren't even being unironic, you're an actual degenerate

>> No.16307101

>>16307084
stop crying you sub-ape animal. Monkeys don't deserve sympathy

>> No.16307113

>>16307097
Not really. On noFap and NoPorn since a year now.
Am good boi

>> No.16307158

>>16307006
It must smell? Right?

>> No.16307198

fucking JANNIES do your jobs and clean up this mess

>> No.16307200

>>16307158
Literally shit

>> No.16307206
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16307206

What does it smell like?

>> No.16307209

Jesus jannies what in the fuck

>> No.16307229

It feels like redundant Copy Pasta...

>> No.16307232
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16307232

She’s stayed really cute, I’d marry her. She’d suck me well and looks really sweet.

>> No.16307273

>>16306881
I'm 8 long and 6 around. I don't need to sacrifice

>> No.16307301

somehow, this is worse than the usual prolapsed anus

>> No.16307303

bump

>> No.16307324

>>16306787
Nasyty

>> No.16307347
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16307347

>>16306881

>> No.16307349

>>16306976
You tell em, big guy.

>> No.16307365

bump

>> No.16307376

>>16307347
It though that was some meme graph, the red being the space where your dick goes when jerkin yourself off.

>> No.16307381

In a few hours “we’re accepting new applications for mods on /biz”

>> No.16307392

fuck jannies and mods

>> No.16307400

>>16307376
It's not a meme in my experience

>> No.16307418

bump

>> No.16307455

>>16306795
>The girl I lost my virginity to loved to deep throat
>she was a pro. No gag reflex
How much did she cost you? Was it a skank street hooker or escort tier?

>> No.16307467

>>16307418
>>16307365
>>16307303
Bumping for the jannies

>> No.16307474

bump

>> No.16307477

>>16307474
BUMP

>> No.16307483

>>16307347
this cant be right, the average man's penis is like 5x4 inches and mine is way above that, yet, i still fall in "D" category according to that chart.

>> No.16307486

>>16307474


>>16307477
Bump, fuck jannies

>> No.16307490

>>16307467
>Bumping for the jannies
no, i'm bumping to trigger femanons and get wagies sent to HR

>> No.16307514

>>16307483
>the average man's penis is 5x4
Buddy......im sorry to shatter your confidence but...... It's not.... Not even close

>> No.16307525

>>16307400
>in my experience

Have you lived with varying erectile penis lengths to compare/contrast?

>> No.16307530

>>16307483
D is still enjoyable.

>> No.16307540

bump for wagies and nufags

>> No.16307551

>>16307525
I'm at the ideal penis length and girth and my gf cums multiple times every night. Every girl i've ever been with has loved sex. I don't even have to try because a dildo will never be as good as the real thing.

>> No.16307566

>>16307540
baste

>> No.16307583

>>16307006
I fucked my gf 3 times in the ass and every time a little nugget sneaked out onto the sheets. But it doesn't smell

>> No.16307588

>>16307483
It's a woman-to-woman basis anon. I've been with women who I could only get half the shaft in before they wheeze in pain and tell me to stop.

I've also felt vaginas with absolutely no end to their depth and couldn't hit the cervix, even with the uterus destroyer position (when you grab the back of her knees and push her back)

>> No.16307596

>>16307588
Well how long are you?

>> No.16307603

1 hour and 40 minutes

Clean it up jannie

>> No.16307610

>>16307596
7.3L 6C

>> No.16307614

>>16307588
If a woman isn't horny her cervix will remain short. The hornier she is the more het cervix expands. An expanded cervix will be between 6.5 and 9 inches long depending on the girl.