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Boomers are getting rich on buy and hold stocks while you wasted time chasing coins.

Imagine buying AMD when it was a meme here in 2013 before all the coinshill treats clogged up the board.

>> No.16215654

>>16215457
the most based boomer in the gif KEK

>> No.16215670

>>16215457
imagine buying btc in 2013 and kys

>> No.16215676

>>16215457
This board started in 2014

>> No.16215806

Put an SP500 index fund in a tax advantaged account.
Save a part of your paycheck to buy more each month.
When you're 50 start adding bond funds.
You should be about 60% bonds a couple years before retirement.
At 59.5 years old you'll be rich.
Or just fuck around with shitcoins. I dont really care.

>> No.16215930

>>16215457
AMD hit ATH 20 years ago bro.
BTC makes AMD look like garbage when you compare.
Stocks are mostly for fools, you have to trust the board and CEO not to dilute your shares.

>> No.16215936

>>16215806
I DCA $400 a month into BTC for 3 years and hit on a shitcoin or 2 and retired early. Fuck off

>> No.16215954

>>16215806
>Dude just hold 50 years lmao. When you're shitting yourself you'll be rich

>> No.16215986

>>16215457
stocks are a meme. most people don't have thousands to invest. your not gonna by large amount of anything at $2 a share. it's a rich mans game.

>> No.16216222

>>16215986
It's a rip off in too many way to count.
The exchanges sell your data to HFT who drive the price up before your market order.
Hedge and mutual funds are outperformed by indexes of the whole market.
Shares are diluted at will and used as a corporate piggybank.

These idiots who think stocks are better can't read.

>> No.16216279

>>16215986
>what are options

>> No.16216328

>>16215457
amd target $120 then short down to ~$5

>> No.16216349

>>16215457

bitcoin is a buy and hold crypto that will make you rich

some of us bought AMD and NVIDIA 4 years ago just not in large enough quantities because we are millennials with no money. bitcoin is our ace in the hole m80, boomers get when their stocks moon but they will never understand it when btc moons

>> No.16216367

>>16215806
>buy my boomer bags

>> No.16216554

>>16215457
You're gonna kys when the recession hits

>> No.16216789

>>16216554
>muh recession

Meanwhile the market has doubled since before the last recession. Thats why its called buy and hold retard

>> No.16216892

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>> No.16216902

>>16215806
DUDE JUST WAGEKEK UNTIL YOU'RE 60 LMAO

>> No.16216919

>>16215457
>Imagine buying AMD when it was a meme here in 2013
You realize most of us have more than 18x'd our money since then, right?

>> No.16216940

>>16216349
How much BTC to make it? I only have .5

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>>16216892

>> No.16217075

>>16215806
Im 20 and already rich nigger

My Linky stay Stinky

>> No.16217090

>>16216892
This is so CRINGE its BASED

>> No.16217277

>>16215457
They'll FOMO into stocks at the top.