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What are your plans once link hits $1k eoy and you're set for life?

I plan to buy a pool and pay girls to do keijo battles.

>> No.16209590

I'm a simple man I just want a svj Aventador and hilltop mansion

>> No.16209790

>>16209568
You are seriously deluded

>> No.16209843

>>16209568
Learn Russian, wander around the 2nd tier cities in Russia until I find a nice girl and have eight white kids.

>> No.16209888

>>16209843
A less ambitious version of myself. Still a good plan desu

>> No.16209975

>>16209843
Russian girls are notorious coalburners.
Also look up the numbers of abortions
They’re pretty much the worst women on earth.

>> No.16209998

>>16209590
Same but a GT3RS Weissach package instead. SVJs are insane though.

>> No.16210068
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>>16209568
>800-1000 sqft, 2br 1ba
>comfy cabin aesthetic outside
>nice modern loft aesthetic inside with poured concrete floors and exposed brick
>on 5-10 acres, enough that you never see your neighbors but not so much that it's unmanageable
>bordering a national park or some shit but still only a 20 minute drive to costco
>also no more than a 2 hour drive to the beach and also to the mountains
>2 dogs (probably viszla) and 2 cats
>no gf or wife because women are scams
>If I still get lonely, take the homopill and get a lumberjack boyfriend (but he still likes vidya)
>or just fuck my dogs
>Do shrooms or acid once a month, DMT once a quarter
>play wow classic and old infinity engine games like PS:T and Arcanum
>make my own super authentic indie games over many long years and release them online for free
>no monetization so I can stay anonymous and everyone loves me without knowing who I am
>'Die' stress-free around age 90 and get cryonically preserved so I can be resuscitated in 2077 and begin my my second life as a cyberpunk gangster
>I also cryonically preserved my dogs so I can keep on fucking them

Is there any more perfect life?

>> No.16210095

>>16209975
>Russian girls are notorious coalburners.
Lie
>muh abortions
The Russian abortion rate halves every few years and it is the fastest falling abortion rate in the world.

>> No.16210104

>>16210068
Well I’m pretty pissed I wasted time reading all this gay furry shit. I should have known after poured concrete floors. By the time I was cringing about the psychedelics glorification it was just sunken value.

>> No.16210112

>>16210104
Fucking dogs

>> No.16210133

>>16209998
Good job on not wanting the gt2. The 3 is the cooler car

>> No.16210213

>>16209568
Unironically a simple life.
Good quality apartment in nyc.
No internet in the apartment, no TV.
Reading books, programming and studying the whole day.
Gym and going to interesting conferences.
Starting a non profit/ for profit.
Travel.

>> No.16210272

>>16210133
>Cars
RU okay??

>> No.16210288

>>16209568
>keijo battles
just YouTubed this, kek wtf.

>> No.16210320

>>16209568
Gonna build my family an underground house on a nice acreage with woodlands all around us, livestock for our own needs and just retire to love nature, investing the remainder into index funds for dividend withdrawals (with a little left over for more day trading - never hurts to start building a family fortune!).

Honestly I don't want much. I dont want fancy cars or expensive decorum, all I want is the freedom and stability to build a family with the woman I love.

>> No.16210330

>>16209888
Thanks fren, and checked

>> No.16210355

>>16210213
Based but that’s only half of the equation. Snag a nice house on 5-10 acres near a comfy college town as well so that you can get out of the city’s chaos regularly. Put a weight room in it as well as a nice big basement mancave for vidya and film.

>> No.16210356

>>16210330
If you don't already speak Russian I recommend torrenting pimsleur russian and a bunch of movies/in russian with English subs and work daily at it.
I'm already in between intermediate and basic fluency just from a little every day practice

>> No.16210427

>>16209568
But anon, link doesn't actually solve the oracle problem.