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Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:20:22 2019 No.16190340 [Reply] [Original]

There's a scorpion somewhere in my room. I ran to grab a shoe to crush it and it ran off by the time I got back

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:21:44 2019 No.16190347 Time to move op

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:22:02 2019 No.16190350 It's in the shoe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:22:37 2019 No.16190352 >>16190350 Please stfu

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:23:08 2019 No.16190355 File: 142 KB, 923x622, AUSSIE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeah try being australian and having a nest of these fuckers under your house.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:23:48 2019 No.16190359 >>16190352 its easy, just get some rats from the room next door

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:24:12 2019 No.16190361 >>16190355 >Deadliest spider in the world, can kill a man in 15 minutes. I love being Aussie!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:24:26 2019 No.16190365 >>16190340 You're gonna die, OP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:26:04 2019 No.16190374 >>16190355 >magpie will kill >kangaroos will kill you >the most venomous spiders >the most venomous snakes >great white sharks will kill you >a one centimeter venomous octopus will kill you >jellyfish will kill you How to do people survive there?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:27:39 2019 No.16190380 >>16190355 Why would anyone: A. live in Australia? B. move TO Australia? Even if funnel web demons didnt exist, there's a whole ecosystem of other hideous satan-fauna.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:27:52 2019 No.16190381 File: 87 KB, 900x900, 1572750117570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16190374 The wild life aren't even that bad, the real danger is the fucking bushfires. It's not even summer yet and 20 people have died north of me due to the bush fires.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:27:59 2019 No.16190382 >>16190374 Australia is the underworld. Nobody down there is actually alive. Why do you think you never here of people moving out of Australia?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:28:48 2019 No.16190389 >>16190355 Fuck everything about Australia. Whole damn place is trying to kill you. That's a hint, you fools.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:29:11 2019 No.16190392 >>16190355 please somebody has to create an onahole that looks like this spider

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:29:43 2019 No.16190395 >>16190355 cuteee

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:30:05 2019 No.16190398 >>16190374 Lots of hype fear

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:31:06 2019 No.16190404 >>16190340 Get a black light if you live in scorpion zone you fucking retard.

Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:31:12 2019 No.16190406
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>>16190389
I'm aussie, it really isn't that bad if you live by the coast. We have the near the lowest population density in the world but real estate is super fucking expensive due to no one wanting to live inland since you will probably be burnt alive in a bush fire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:34:42 2019 No.16190423 >>16190340 Grab a blacklight op and hunt that fucker..

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:41:07 2019 No.16190477 File: 746 KB, 1371x1226, Screenshot_20191108-204018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16190340 Anon, anon, anon! How many fingers am I holding up?

Anonymous Fri Nov 8 23:52:33 2019 No.16190574

>>16190340
I woke up with a scorpion on my face once. It was across my mouth, I thought it was my hair then realized my hair wasn’t that long. Jumped up and turned on the lights, saw it scurry across my bed. I didn’t find it until a couple days later under a pair of shorts on the floor. They like to hide in dark places/under things laying on the floor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 00:08:27 2019 No.16190684 >>16190574 Fuck bro

Anonymous Sat Nov 9 00:24:24 2019 No.16190780
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east coast US here, this is the scariest thing i've ever gotten in my house. usually see one or two a month in the late summer-fall. they scurry across the walls super fast

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 00:27:09 2019 No.16190794 >>16190780 Leave them. They hunt other pests and are better at exterminating than any chemical treatment. Harmless to you as well. Those things fuck shit up. Two will clear out a smallish sized roach infestation in a few weeks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 00:29:51 2019 No.16190804 is this /b/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 00:33:24 2019 No.16190822 >>16190340 The real question is how to profit off of the situation. Capture it alive and train it to fight other insects or small reptiles, start a niche online betting ring for insects fighting each other.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 00:34:16 2019 No.16190827 File: 61 KB, 866x1300, bizguy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] no this is serious business right now, OP's gonna die

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 00:54:18 2019 No.16190919 OP shouldn't worry too much, he'll probably die in his sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 01:48:28 2019 No.16191206 >>16190380 no kidding, and they have a special fondness for pajeet and muslim blood too

Anonymous Sat Nov 9 01:50:13 2019 No.16191220
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>>16190780
>relaxing my leg under desk
>feel something moving on my leg check wtf it is
>This fucking thing is slithering all over my leg, don't move a muscle and try to knock it off
>try to find a paper towel to kill it, it disappears in some crack in the wall

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 02:04:45 2019 No.16191288 >>16190355 >every going to australia for any reason no thanks the people their are more poisonous than the creatures

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 02:07:36 2019 No.16191306 >>16191288 Oh come on, chinese people aren't that bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 02:08:59 2019 No.16191316 >>16190406 I don't understand, why not just cut a ring around your properties clean of vegetation ? Or is "bushfire" codeword for "being eaten alive by an abo" ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 02:10:21 2019 No.16191326 >>16190374 I don't know anybody who's ever died from any of those things. Couple people I know have had friends die from sharks but that's it. t cityslicker though

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 02:13:18 2019 No.16191348 >>16190355 What the fuck is that? I'm going to have nightmares. Good luck Aussie anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 02:14:13 2019 No.16191351 File: 44 KB, 500x500, 1573180920436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOW BIG WAS IT!?!??! the smaller ones can kill u.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 02:14:48 2019 No.16191357 >>16190374 Crocodiles will literally jump from the fucking water and eat you out of you boat while you're fishing with your wife and father-in-law.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 02:16:35 2019 No.16191364 File: 60 KB, 964x912, 2dpwzw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16190361 Why do spiders need to be this OP, nerf pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 02:16:43 2019 No.16191366 >>16190404 What does that do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 02:18:43 2019 No.16191375 >>16190794 >Two will clear out a smallish sized roach infestation in a few weeks. How? A smallish roach infestation is a shitload of roaches.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 02:20:27 2019 No.16191385 >>16191357 >while you're fishing with your wife and father-in-law That's oddly specific.

>>	sunwheeler Sat Nov 9 03:07:49 2019 No.16191594 File: 91 KB, 280x160, Screen Shot 2019-08-28 at 1.01.57 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16190340

>>	sunwheeler Sat Nov 9 03:09:03 2019 No.16191604 File: 87 KB, 276x155, Screen Shot 2019-08-28 at 12.54.46 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16190780 don't fuck with the little pedos

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 03:15:26 2019 No.16191626 File: 60 KB, 443x332, 99727D11-89BD-44C4-990A-92D2006FBB44.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16190340 Which one OP? If he try’s to pull down your pants and bum you just play dead I hear that’s the best thing to do

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 03:34:26 2019 No.16191739 >>16191316 Because in some parts they don't do prevention fire in winter or whatever it's called because of muh natural park and muh protection therefore when spring and summer come it's burning like hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 04:25:07 2019 No.16191982 >>16190355 Imagine its 2019 and your shithole of a country hasnt eradicated every annoying species yet. Why is Europe so based?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 05:01:32 2019 No.16192137 >>16190355 If you live anywhere near a city the chance of coming across these is remote.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 05:14:12 2019 No.16192187 who here /roachbro/ gave up trying to kill them and now just chill with them until the cold weather takes care of them

Anonymous Sat Nov 9 05:26:26 2019 No.16192243
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>>16192137
>live in brisbane
>find these absolute cunts in the pool all the time
They can survive underwater (and bite you) for like 2 days too. Sometimes they refuse to let go of the pool skimmer and I have to get way too fucking close to whack them. Oh well, at least I can afford a pool unlike yuros

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 06:31:54 2019 No.16192566 File: 111 KB, 767x696, 1573174674979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16192243 Spiders don't really bother me down south. But Magpies man... Magpies are fucking cunts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 06:38:26 2019 No.16192601 >>16191351 it's not the smaller ones, the larger its tail the more dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 06:42:03 2019 No.16192626 File: 44 KB, 399x385, 1ewdzs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16190381 >bush fires. Maybe you wouldn't have this problem if you didn't keep trying to light your farts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 06:43:10 2019 No.16192629 >>16192601 Not the anon but I was sure the smaller species had more potent venom, the more you know

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