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Anonymous Fri Nov 8 13:56:53 2019 No.16185701 [Reply] [Original]

I unironically want to give myself a permanent disability so I can claim neetbux and never have to work again. How can I achieve this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 13:58:56 2019 No.16185718 File: 98 KB, 1189x1422, apu_excited.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16185701 fake being mentally retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 14:00:11 2019 No.16185729 >>16185718 That's impossible for someone like me with a 135 iq. They'll see right through it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 14:14:54 2019 No.16185888 >>16185729 so you're not smart enough to play dumb?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 14:18:13 2019 No.16185922 >>16185888 Correct, because there's too great of a difference in intellect between me and a retard. There's no way anyone would believe it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 14:23:32 2019 No.16185968 >>16185701 >>16185729 stay high on meth every day for a few months. I hear voices constantly now even after being clean for a couple years. Not worth it though

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 14:24:34 2019 No.16185978 >>16185922 deciding you want to live on neetbux forever is pretty retarded they might believe you

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 14:25:41 2019 No.16185992 >>16185978 I can't stand working for other people anymore. At this point I'm just going to kill myself if I can't become a neet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 14:36:12 2019 No.16186072 >>16185701 >give myself a permanent disability >>16185729 >>16185922 >delusion of grandeur I dont think you need to fake a mental illness

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 15:12:04 2019 No.16186442 >>16186072 that's a big "based" from me, sir.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 15:12:32 2019 No.16186448 Test

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 15:13:17 2019 No.16186457 >>16185701 >posting on /biz/ >doesn’t think he’s disabled cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 15:14:34 2019 No.16186472 >>16186072 Kek Just tell them you suffer from dunning-krueger

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 15:15:40 2019 No.16186481 throw acid on your face

>>	sunwheeler Fri Nov 8 16:17:53 2019 No.16187070 File: 187 KB, 499x497, bessmokey artwork pic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] play the bipolar card. its ez.

Anonymous Fri Nov 8 16:18:56 2019 No.16187081

>>16185701
Good luck, if you're a burger and trying to get SSI disability it's hard as fuck to actually get assistance. This is coming from someone who actually has a permanent disability from birth. I tried applying multiple times but never was approved. Eventually I just gave up, too proud/autistic to want gibs at this point.

>>	sunwheeler Fri Nov 8 16:20:50 2019 No.16187097 File: 220 KB, 496x481, cloud 999 artwork pic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://soundcloud.com/luxxius/low-juice-full-stream

>>	sunwheeler Fri Nov 8 16:22:09 2019 No.16187112 File: 143 KB, 493x493, fisy artwork pic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16187081 op is fag. GFTO w ur politics.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 16:24:39 2019 No.16187147 >>16185968 those are demons anon. you can get rid of them. meth opens you up for possession and lights you up like a beacon for them. Go and see someone versed in getting rid of such things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 16:26:59 2019 No.16187169 >>16187147 this

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 16:28:27 2019 No.16187182 >>16185701 Tinnitus

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 17:59:47 2019 No.16187942 Fake severe autism

>>	sunwheeler Fri Nov 8 18:02:06 2019 No.16187957 >>16187942 kek.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 18:09:24 2019 No.16188004 >>16187942 If OP did that I don't think he'd need to fake anything

>>	sunwheeler Fri Nov 8 18:10:57 2019 No.16188015 File: 87 KB, 276x155, Screen Shot 2019-08-28 at 12.54.46 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16188004 wup. poppin benzos rn. coffee + black tea mix = gnar

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 18:11:00 2019 No.16188017 >>16185701 You can buy ChainLink, that's roughly the same as being disabled, maybe worse. Linkies are like neanderthals!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 18:11:38 2019 No.16188021 >>16187182 I actually do have tinnitus, how is that diagnosable though?

Anonymous Fri Nov 8 18:16:43 2019 No.16188052
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>>16185701
Don't fren.

>>16185718
Nice a rare apu. Edited an apu a while ago and dont even want to post it cause I made it and dont want others on here to have it lol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 18:18:34 2019 No.16188062 >>16185968 you dont have to smoke meth, just stay awake for multiple days and the same thing will happen

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 19:11:48 2019 No.16188462 >>16187081 largely dependent on what state you apply in as well from what I've heard

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 19:14:07 2019 No.16188484 >>16185922 Simulate a retarded mindset in your own mind like a PC running a virtual machine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 19:16:21 2019 No.16188503 File: 28 KB, 1027x731, 7552gi3evyy11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16185922 Anon, I believe you are retatd

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 19:18:18 2019 No.16188522 Just disable yourself. Jump in front of a moving car. Loose a limb. Foot, ear, eye. Claim disability.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 8 19:28:23 2019 No.16188610 >>16187147 Amen pray to Jesus Christ for deliverance

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