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Hi, I’m here for the job interview...

>> No.16178457
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>>16178447
I'd assume to have a real niggress at that point

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>>16178447
right this way sir.

>> No.16178464

Your hired!

>> No.16178483

whats your biggest weakness

>> No.16178490

Tell me about a time when

>> No.16178493

>>16178447
We've been looking for a new circus freak for our carnival, you're hired

>> No.16178565

>>16178447
I bet she and I have some bands in common, hired! Assuming the job is tattooist.

>> No.16178573
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>>16178447
Reminder that tattoo enters your blood stream and spreads throughout your body. It can be found in your lymph nodes as your body tries to cleanse itself of the poison.

>> No.16178635

>>16178447
>”First you must pass a physical examination before we can hire you”
>*I put on two latex gloves on each hand with a snap*
>”Can you bend over on this desk please?”
>*she bends over*
>”This is very strange”
>”Oh there’s nothing to worry about, this is standard procedure for all new employees.”
>”Ok”
>”First I have to make sure that you have the physical endurance for this job, instead of an endurance test we gauge the general firmness of your leg muscles to determine your level of physical fitness.”
>*I press my fingers against her ass muscles*
>”You seem very /fit/ dear, do you exercise regularly?”
>”I do light cardio once a week and eat healthly.”
>”Very good, but did you know that another important component to your health is your sexual health? If that is out of balance the rest of your health could suffer the consequences”
>”Really?”
>”Yes, you need to have sex at least 2 times every week, or you could become depressed which affects your looks. When was the last time you had sex?”
>”A couple weeks ago?”
>”Oh my dear, that’s horrible, you need sex right away or you’ll suffer for it.
>*I pull down her thong and fuck her*
>*I purposely pull out right before I am about to cum and stimulate her clit with my hands till I can go again.*
>*I do this ten times and then cum like a tsunami in her black tatted cave.”
>”That was excellent dear, me and the partners will get together and make our decision about hiring you in the next couple weeks.”
>*as soon as she leaves I throw her resume in the trash*

>> No.16178665
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>>16178573
>tfw 4 tattoos

wtf do i do?

>> No.16178673

>>16178665
Don't get anymore.

>> No.16178680

>>16178447
how based would it be to get a hot girl to just drag a needle across your skin
no ink, just a hot girl causing you extreme physical pain while you try to hide your boner, or press it into the seat while she does your back

>> No.16178689

>>16178680
gay

>> No.16178701

>>16178573
Wow the Jews really did a number on the normies with this one. First flouride then tattoos. What's next?

>> No.16178730
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>>16178689
its 2019 sweaty, we're moving into a new decade of femdom acceptance
THE FUTURE IS FEMALE AND I'M LICKING HER FEET

>> No.16178740

>>16178447
Alright well lets hear a bit about yourself!
Cool tats btw!

>> No.16178752

>>16178447
Nah but un all seriousness thats pretty sad. She looks like she would be very pretty if she wasnt dyed blue.

>> No.16178767

>>16178490
This post gave me ptsd.
How and when did this shitty ass format even come into being?

>> No.16178781

>>16178665
People make mistakes, if you can cover them cover them, if you can’t then just casually say you made a mistake. Everyone fucks up anon

>> No.16178809

>>16178665
Show us your lymph nodes.

>> No.16178819

"i'm sorry but we have an expectation of a professional appearance here and you simply... wait, what's that? i'm fired for discriminating against her and harassing behavior? i'll start cleaning out my desk then"

>> No.16178827

>>16178573
good thing i want to die anyway

>> No.16178971

>>16178573
Brainlet here, what am I looking at

>> No.16178979

>>16178447
hey nipples is also tatts

>> No.16178980

>>16178573
Tattoos are for fags and idiots with no identities/daddy issues
>this tattoo is totally me bro, totally says who I am and perfectly encapsulates my soul
fucking cringe
>t.tattooless chad

>> No.16178985

>>16178447
>drops my pants
>"ok start sucking"

>> No.16178993

>>16178971
Accumulation of tattoo ink in lymph nodes. Your body has immune cells distributed through your tissues. When they encounter foreign matter, bacteria, toxins, etc. they grab it and migrate to your lymph system where the material is filtered at your lymph nodes so your immune system can analyze it and mount a response. If this were a toxin (say a bee sting) or bacteria, then your body would take the appropriate to neutralize or kill the threat. In the case of the ink, it accumulates in the lymph nodes over time and never leaves.

>> No.16179014

>>16178980
i never wanted a tattoo until i got this god damn bullet wound in my knee, looks terrible in shorts.

>> No.16179020

>>16179014
own it, although in that case its justifiable to get one

>> No.16179023

>>16179014
>wanting to cover up war wounds
Is this peak s-o-y?

>> No.16179025

>>16179014
Or it looks like a good story

>> No.16179029

>>16179023
>koon
lel

>> No.16179039

>>16178447
>We were looking for a new janitor.
>I know the pay is rather low *cough* $2.00 an hour *cough* with unpaid overtime so you can help the company. Isn't that great!?
>We also give you 3 sick days a year and 0 vacation days on the first year. Isnt that exciting!?
>And we match your 401k 0.10% up to 0.01% of your total contributions. Great company amirite?
>Now if I can just have you sign this that you will not sue us that'd be great.
>Congratulations raises come once every decade at a 1% increase, rounded down of course because the company needs the money.
>See you tomorrow at 2 am, shift ends at 11 am but youll have to stay till 4 pm do to the some of the heavy set executives and larger clientele meeting due tomorrow.

>> No.16179048

>>16178993
>In the case of the ink, it accumulates in the lymph nodes over time and never leaves.
where do you brainlets get this bro science nonsense? it goes from your lymph nodes to your liver and eventually you shit it out. yes, there are nano-particles of ink in the lymphatic system of people with tats, but they dont just "stay" there. retard

>> No.16179050

Assassin's Creed?

>> No.16179058

>>16179014
Shot in the sandbox?

>> No.16179086

>>16179048
Read the research you fucking idiot. The current theory is that the enlarged lymph nodes they found were due to particles being too large to pass and therefore they accumulate in the nodes.

>> No.16179148

>>16179086
>actually believing (((media))) clickbait fear mongering
based retard

>> No.16179206

>>16179148
>being too retarded to read published research

>> No.16179303

>>16179206
>(((published research)))

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>>16179483

>> No.16179504

>>16179483
What a fucking stupid whore.

>> No.16179509

>>16178447
Link her insta bros

>> No.16179511

>>16179504
And, does she have the goddamn assassin's creed symbol above her tits? Jesus Christ.....

>> No.16179523

>>16178993
How many nodes to get a full decentralized lymphatic system ?

>> No.16179530
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She could prob wage-cuck at Hot-Topic

>> No.16179543
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>>16178573

ZOG-pilled normies BTFO

>> No.16179565

>>16178447
>>16179483
>>16179493

At some point, long ago, her step dad had a hell of a time with her

>> No.16179584

>>16178573
Based and utterly redpilled.

>> No.16179586

>>16178635
You really suck at sexual fantasy, lol.

>> No.16179597

>>16178635
Based

>> No.16179613

>>16179303
>>16179148

>"I don't need me no research, I gots muh feelers that tells me I knows what's right, tell ya what"

>> No.16179625
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>>16178752
>a-aren't I purrty then, anon?

>> No.16179636

>>16178447
Anyone who tattoos themselves like that is trying not to have a job, ever. Or they work in a tattoo parlor. So you neets can stop worrying about her career prospects.

>> No.16179652

This might one of the ultimate JUSTs a human will go through
Someone should meme it into if you only knew really how bad things are

>> No.16179664

>>16179509
>Watermark is badoo.com

"Herrr, gib insta, because I iz lazy faggot"

>> No.16179807

>>16179014
Chicks dig scars mate.

If you do get a tattoo accentuate the wound.

"Better luck next time ahmed."

Or something.

>> No.16179905

>>16179586
I challenge you to write one better, in fact you are a chicken if you refuse.

checkem

>> No.16180053

>>16179664

I actually tried to message her on Badoo before I made the screenshot, it said that she was too popular for a free account to message her. topkek.

>> No.16180262

>>16179523
lulz

>> No.16180860

>>16178447
wow daddy must have really gone to town on that ass

>> No.16180896

>>16178447
I have a baby daughter. 7 months old. Am angel. Just beautiful. Pics like this keep me up at night. Girls can go so, so irredeemably wrong. I can't imagine what her parents think when they look at this thing that was their daughter.

>> No.16180931

>>16179303
>>16179148
You’re a fucking moron bet you’re poor also.

>> No.16181018

>>16178573
there are 90+ year old people with tattoos

who gives a fuck

>> No.16181176

>>16179504
based and whorepilled

>> No.16181326

>>16179625
You'll always be pretty to me, Smurfette. No matter how many other smurfs you've been with I will love you unconditionally.

>> No.16181333

>>16178635
I assume as she says nothing after you just start fucking her out of nowhere you are holding her mouth and raping her. you sick fuck.

>> No.16181470

>>16178635
>a couple weeks ago
>implying that would be remotely true in the case of OP pic related

>> No.16181478

>>16178447
I wonder how many gallons of coom have been pumped into her

>> No.16181488

>>16179523
underrated, also kek