"Fast-paced work environment"

[Anonymous No.16165608]

"Competitive pay"

[Anonymous No.16165616]

Fuck off commie

[Anonymous No.16165678]

>>16165608
>cohesive work unit
i shudder thinking of the dregs sometimes.

[Anonymous No.16165843]

>>16165608
>Competitive pay
Does this just mean shit pay?

[Anonymous No.16165866]

>>16165608
>job descriptions to avoid like the plague

[Anonymous No.16165883]

>>16165843
Always fren

[Anonymous No.16165983]

>>16165608
>stretch goals

[Anonymous No.16166457]

>working hard or hardly working?

[Anonymous No.16166477]

>>16165866
Dubs of truth...nothing wrong with "competitive pay" but "Fast-paced work environment" guarantees you'll be working at least 50h/week on a salary

[Anonymous No.16166484]

>requires 10 years experience

[Anonymous No.16166489]

>Bachelor's degree required
>$8.25/hr

[Anonymous No.16166565]

>>16166489
Thats very infuriating all those hoops jumped through for measly pay.

[Anonymous No.16167445]

>work hard, play hard culture

[Anonymous No.16167455]

Love competing at my box lifting job for more monie

[Anonymous No.16167463]

>may need to occasionally lift up to 65 lbs
>2-3 hours of the day are lifting heavy boxes

if any warehouse job says you "may" need to lift heavy shit, it will happen every single day.

[Anonymous No.16167481]

>>16166477
any time i see the phrase "fast paced" i immediately close the tab. that's pretty much the biggest red flag there is. i see that shit and just visualize a marine corps drill instructor yelling and throwing boxes and stuff around.

[Anonymous No.16167488]

>>16167445
>keg at the office because they expect you to fucking camp there

[Anonymous No.16167491]

>>16167463
i saw a job the other day that said "may need to lift up to 100lbs" lmao. NOPE.

[Anonymous No.16167528]

>Apply for higher position with more pay
>2 younger females get it
>1 month later basically doing that position for same pay


sometimes I wanna go back to where I was before birth sometimes, was comfy.

[Anonymous No.16168706]

>Ability to multitask.
>Teamwork skills.
>Self-Starter.
>Strong interpersonal skills.
>Solid Problem solving abilities.

[Anonymous No.16168796]

>salary DOE

[Anonymous No.16168809]

>>16165608
Fast paced always means ' your butthole gets stretched to a diameter of a sewage pipe'. If you can't avoid it try to enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.16168824]

>experience working with 15 different frameworks/languages/protocols
>internship/entry level pos

[Anonymous No.16168830]

>>16165843
No it means shit industry, shit job, ok pay.

[Anonymous No.16168845]

>>16167481
I got to the point where if they demand to fill in the blanks after allowing a resume upload, I leave it blank and apply. Whats the point of the resume if I need to bring it in person and they dont even read it sometimes?

Remember this one time where I jumped through all the hoops. And when I finally got to the interview I was grilled by a high level city official and the high level blue collar manager, whereas the roastie secetary just sat there quietly. This was for not having specific experience even though the job posting only required general office experience. Had they read my resume before I jumped through the various hoops (online test and in person test) they couldve just rejected me rather than wasting my sick time to go to said test and interview. I didnt even talk back out of fear of being blacklisted for government jobs in the nearby area.

[Anonymous No.16168864]

>entry level
>pleathora of requirements
>bachelors degree required
>pay: slightly above minimum wage
>experience required 3 years in so many different things that it'd likely take several years to achieve

[Anonymous No.16169829]

>>16168864
>bachelor's degree required, Master's degree preferred.

[Anonymous No.16169844]

>>16165608
>equal opportunity employer

[Anonymous No.16169855]

>get fired from a comfy 80k annual gig
>not eligible for rehire
I want to die NOW

[Anonymous No.16169866]

>No 9 to 5 mentality

This basically means we damn well expect you to be here from 8:30 AM to 5:30 PM but we also expect you to work nights and weekends with no extra pay.

[Anonymous No.16169894]

>>16165608

>generous benefit package

[Anonymous No.16169930]

>>16169894
>generous benefit package
>only benefits that are required by law included

[Anonymous No.16169974]

>dynamic

[Anonymous No.16169984]

>>16167528
>master your job to the point where you become irreplaceable to the company
>demand higher pay or leave and fuck the company over

fucking show those stacies, anon.

[Anonymous No.16169986]

>>16167491
>amazing fitness after just 3 months
>destroyed body after just 4 months

[Anonymous No.16169997]

>>16165608
>Join a young and dynamic team
I can't stand that sentence anymore.

[Anonymous No.16169999]

>>16169866
Most companies in MA talk about a "40 hour work week" instead of 9 to 5. Lunch isnt covered so your hours are 8 to 5.

[Anonymous No.16170008]

>Pass all technical aptitude tests
>Receive email that said, "We are not moving forward with your application. Good luck with your job search."
>Why not just reject me earlier instead of wasting my time?

[Anonymous No.16170012]

>>16165608
>salary offered
Yikes!

[Anonymous No.16170018]

>start-up atmosphere

[Anonymous No.16170028]

>Team player

>mfw they find out after I've already been hired that I'm full autism

[Anonymous No.16170039]

>internship position
>in-depth knowledge of ISO standards XXXX, XXXX, XXXX

[Anonymous No.16170045]

>>16170008
you're probably a back up just incase their "better" candidates dont accept the job offer

[Anonymous No.16170065]

>willingness to travel

[Anonymous No.16170081]

>just got my master and lookung for job now
>everything minimum 2 year experience
>only entry level offers are (((interns))), (((voluntary))) and (((trainee))) slave programs
>salary equal to what I get for neeting in moms basement
>no benefits
>we encourage equality
>but we hire women and shitskins first

[Anonymous No.16170087]

>>16169984
>they "Resignation in lieu of Termination" you and withhold your last paycheck/severance package until you train your replacement
what now genius

[Anonymous No.16170114]

>>16165843

Correct.

[Anonymous No.16170145]

>>16165616
>Negotiating better wages and work conditions
>Commie
Nah. That's idiot speak.

[Anonymous No.16170165]

>>16166484
>below the age of 25 highly prefered

[Anonymous No.16170175]

>>16166484
This is when I realized that I was competing against boomers.

[Anonymous No.16170181]

>>16170175
Not "boomer meme" boomers.
I'm talking about 60 year olds that haven't retired.

[Anonymous No.16170290]

But what is the solution? How to escape the wageslave fate?
Enerpreneurship? Neeting? Chainlink? Prostitution? Crime?
How to ascend financially?

[Anonymous No.16170416]

>>16170290
By opening your eyes and realizing that there is no easy way to "make it" and any venture that you pursue involves risk, due diligence and not being a lazy piece of shit
You are a wage slave because the only commodity you have to sell is your timezone and because people see nothing more than that they take full advantage of it
If you want to get rich quick and assume 100% risk then try gambling