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16153881 No.16153881 [Reply] [Original]

What did Deutsche Bank, the biggest bank in Europe, mean by this?

>> No.16153996
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16153996

Reeeeee we're not going under!
T. Deutsche

>> No.16154007

>>16153881
They know they are borderline insolvent and a bank run would literally end them. This is damage control 101

>> No.16154185

>>16153881
too big to fail, EU taxpayers will carry the load.

>> No.16154195
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>>16154185
Based euro cucks.

>> No.16154204

>>16153881
Lmao so DB has been reduced to saying no u to ZH on twitter. How sad

>> No.16154229

>>16153881
It's not just Deutsche Bank that is going under.
It's just that they are the only bank telling the truth about their fucked up balance sheets.

>> No.16154263
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>>16153881
>ZH is claiming I’ll deny being fucked!
>I know, let’s deny it

>> No.16154278
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>>16153881
Deutsche Bank mad online

>> No.16154290

>>16153881
>ZH: this bank is going to collapse for the multitude of reasons I've listed here, and many experts agree with me
>Bank: Everything is fine! Remember not to listen to wacky conspiracy theorists and just trust us! :^)

>> No.16154293

They're all connected. If one falls they all go. Shits about to get real.

>> No.16154303

>>16153881
Will this be the loudest Oy ever Vey'd?

>> No.16154321

They meant that they’re panicking

>> No.16154353

>>16153881
lol the dork running zerohedge gets mad whenever you call him out on his 100 wrong doomsday warnings of imminent market crashes and depressions.

>> No.16154512

>>16154007
I thought they got out of retail

>> No.16154527

>>16153881
>DB actually acknowledging zerohedge to protest actually lends credibility to the story

>the lady does protest too much

>> No.16154546

>>16154353
Guten tag

>> No.16154554

>>16154353

this. i've known about ZH for 5 years and it's been doom porn for that entire time plus probably before. meanwhile stocks have ripped higher and higher all those years while idiots who listen to ZH sold their stocks early or sold short and lost money. zh is literally FUD

>> No.16154575

>>16154353
He’s banned all my accounts

>> No.16154592

>>16154554
I love ZH and have been on that site from day 1 of its existence but you CANNOT take any of the investment advice their seriously. It’s literal doom porn entertainment

>> No.16154618

Any minute now

>> No.16154653
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>>16153881
>the germans once again attempt to destroy the world

>> No.16154668

>>16154185
The problem with this is that They’re too big to bail out

>> No.16154708

>>16154204
Was thinking this too. This is ultimate damage control. The fact that they have to come out and perform this type of behavior is worrying.

>> No.16154719

>>16154185
>EU taxpayers will carry the load.
>>16154195
>Based euro cucks.

you do know that the US government litterally gave Deutsche Bank billions of dollars in bailout during the financial crisis.
Litterally US taxpayers money being send to a foreign bank..

>> No.16154751

>>16153881
If everything in the screenshot is real maybe I should seriously pull out of the stock market completely. Companies almost never respond to that stuff, the fact they did says a lot. Then again it could just be some roastie who handles their social media.

>> No.16154753

>>16153881
>db tweeting at zh in broken english
Okay, I'm actually kinda worried now.

>> No.16154774

>>16154751
To add to this. The fact they responded to that twitter account suggests even more. My two theories:
>they going down and they're gonna go down real hard
>roastie who likes the guy from that twitter and just trying to find a way to strike up a convo

>> No.16154775

>>16154751
The original tweet wasn’t even @them. Why were they even looking.

>> No.16154782

>>16154554
>>16154592
Wow thanks guys. Im going to throw all my money into euro stocks now

>> No.16154790

>>16154653
Oh gee just like my rebbit cartoons

>> No.16154798

>>16154719
Based AmeriMutts

>> No.16154806

>>16154775
God that's even worse
What kind of complete clown is running their twitter account

>> No.16154809

>>16154775
Don't know your faggot Twitter lingo but their going to be bailed out

>> No.16154819
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16154819

everything's fine (1/2)

>> No.16154821

>>16154775
Holy shit you’re right, fucjing LOL it’s over

>> No.16154829
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16154829

everything's fine (2/2)

>> No.16154838

We could wake up to a different world

>> No.16154839
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16154839

Missed this

>> No.16154849
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16154849

Imagine being a big important bank and kvetching online over someone's blog, kek.

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>>16154839
what are they doing

>> No.16154902

>>16154839
>buttmad replies to randos
They're already on the way to Israel with what's left of the cash.

>> No.16154906

>>16154839
>when that guy on /pol/ was right all along about DB

Everyday FUD is nothing new, replying to ZH and saying "nuh-uh" = bankruptcy proceedings confirmed by EOY

>> No.16154910

>>16153881
The tone from whoever posts on DB twitter sounds real mad lmao. Guess they're about to get laid off :^).

>> No.16154925

>>16154910
Probably already have their pink slip but have to stay on till the end of the month to get their bonus and bank deposits back

>> No.16154933

>>16154906
Is /pol/ always right again?

>> No.16154939

>>16154910
I think he is just some genuinely retarded zoomer and/or diversity hire who has no idea about what actually happens

>> No.16154941

>>16154902
Lmao

>> No.16154959

>>16154925
Twitter lackeys probably get paid in shares so they're never tempted to say stupid shit.

>> No.16154962

How to see deleted tweets they responded to?

https://twitter.com/deutschebank/status/1191722260622647298?s=21

>> No.16154969

>>16154839
That's funny.

>> No.16154992
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>>16153881
You know it's bad when the banks are starting to damage cvontrol by shitposting on twitter.

BUY GOLD AND EXIT ALL MARKETS NOW

>> No.16155016

You guys have been talking about "imminent collapse" for fucking years while the rest of us made money.

Bunch of fucking LARPing losers.

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>>16154839
This whole post

>> No.16155051

>>16154839
Holy cringe

>> No.16155056
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>>16155016
Now is not the time to be bullish, momo

>> No.16155070
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>>16154554
That's because it's all true, the debt-based economy that caused the global financial crisis was never fixed, they just printed money into banks and asset inflation and kicked the can down the road. If 2008 had been able to properly pop, it would have been much worse, probably close to the Great Depression, but better and cleansing in the long run for the global economy. Instead they printed a fuckton of money to re-inflate everything and now they're at the point where they can't print much more or risk severe inflation and they can't lower funds rate much more or risk severe deflation, so next time it'll be Great Depression Kaioken x4 and they're all out of options, they know it, Powell's only real job is just to lull the public into a false sense of security with soothing bedside manner as the flatline comes, and it will come

>> No.16155080

>>16155045
lol at john candy sauntering by

>> No.16155084

>>16155016
Right, just because a group of retards has been wrong for 5 years doesnt mean they are wrong now. Peter Schiff is right about every 10 years an hes on year 11 now since 2008

>> No.16155147

>>16155070
What movie is this?

>> No.16155191

>>16153881
based coping nazis

>> No.16155272

>>16155070
chinese propoganda

>> No.16155283

>>16155070
cringe, just off yourself

>> No.16155641

>>16154839
Nothing to see here good goyim

>> No.16155644

>>16155283
Hello DB intern. Shouldn’t you be sleeping?

>> No.16155660

>>16155070
Bull market just started don’t miss out doomer

>> No.16155682

>>16153881
>>16154839
Maybe theyre just being honest and are getting tired of schizos spreading fake news? This meme about Deutsche Bank collapsing has been going on for YEARS and literally nothing has happened.
>>16154819
>>16154829
Looks good to me, what's the problem schizo?

>> No.16155690

>>16154668
just print more euro...

>> No.16155702
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>>16154839
DB btfo eternally

>> No.16155741

>>16154353
True. I’ve been blocked by ZH numerous times

>> No.16155803

>>16154353
ZH is mostly an article aggregator/republisher
Almost none of the articles are written by the owner, he just picks what he likes from lots of financial blogs and some news sites

>> No.16155822

>>16154290
If they really were fucked they wouldn't even respond. Banks don't lie about not being fucked, they just don't say anything.

>> No.16155844

>>16154007

People are pulling 1 billion a day out of Deutsche. It is kept alive entirely by money creation.

>> No.16155847
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>>16153881
Ripple will be the bailout this time. The tens of trillions in nostro accounts will be freed up by ODL and used to recapitalize the system. You goy are dumb for betting against the banks.

>> No.16155875

>>16155847
Ripple isn’t gonna do jack shit retard

Kys

>> No.16155879

>>16155822
False. When there’s nothing to worry about they couldn’t be bothered to respond. Their response indicates their sensitivity to the topic.
>methinks the lady doth protest too much

>> No.16155914

>>16155875
you're not gonna make it

>> No.16155950
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>>16154839
OH NO NO NO DEUTSKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.16155977
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>>16155847
>nostro accounts
>recapitalization
DELET THIS

>> No.16156069

>>16155147
The big shit.

>> No.16156185

>>16155847
monopoly copied american bills, not the other way around

>> No.16156213
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>>16155977
>>16156185
>runs the ECB now

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>>16155070
Sure, this is doomposting, but it's also accurate. Notice how none of the replies dared to give any counterargument, their only defenses are screeching "cringe" and "doomer"

>> No.16156288

>>16156213
She literally stole millions so they put her in charge of the ECB lol. No greater example of how this corrupt world runs than Lagardes' career.

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>>16156288 (checked)
and the goyim are still betting against them

>> No.16156316

>>16154668
just print more yuoros or

>> No.16156412

>>16156288
>On 3 August 2011, a French court ordered an investigation into Lagarde's role in a €403 million arbitration deal
>In December 2016, the court found Lagarde guilty of negligence, but declined to impose a penalty.

:^)

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>>16156288
>>16156412

>> No.16156646
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>>16153881
>>16154839
How do I short the entire EU?

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>>16156646
the burgers already learned there is no hope of betting against the system, especially by buying rocks

>> No.16156736

>>16156646
ProShares UltraShort FTSE Europe ETF (EPV B)
Market Vectors Double Short Euro ETN (DRR A-)
ProShares UltraShort Euro ETF (EUO A)

Literately how you short the EU middle one is a short on the Euro specifically

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>>16154839
worrisome

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>>16154839
Oh my.... who the fuck do they have running that twitter account? Do they know how much damage they're doing? This is one of the most important banks in the world

>> No.16156993

>>16156831
DB is dead.
What they're doing now is creating a narrative that a twitter mismanagement caused a panic and the subsequent bank run.
That way the big fish will live to see another day, maybe even get a position in ECB.

>> No.16157050

>>16156736
note that DRR and EUO are tracking currency indices (IE, Euro/USD) and not equities.
If you just want to play downside of European stocks then EPV is the choice.

>>16156993
>>16156831
it's probably just some humorless recent graduate in Germany, not some huge conspiracy. DB has been laying off tons of people, their twitter team isn't exactly a staff room full of all stars... they've had to cut all unnecessary positions, their twitter account is probably someone's side project.

>> No.16157239

>>16156831
Apparently not anymore. It's probably a refugee. Hitler would be proud.

>> No.16157279

>>16155847
those chairs look very uncomfortable
i fail to believe those judens actually control the world lmao

>> No.16157284

>>16155847
Also, whose fucking idea was it to put Grant and Hamilton on our currency? Wtf?

>> No.16157469

>>16155070
This is my favorite scene from that movie. If this is true, which i imagine it is because russia is an edgy faggot, just imagine what happens next time russia approaches china with this offer now that Tardo Trump has made them fucking hate the USA

>> No.16157553
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>>16157469
Except this time China doesn't even need anyone else

>> No.16157572
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>>16156213
Is this the same kike bitch?

>> No.16157592

>>16157553
>>16157469

the
>dumping T-bills
thing was never a serious threat. They'd basically be burning through the only "real" M1 money that they have (CNY is transient, has no real presence).

The financial instruments referenced in the webm were bonds from loan institutions, which were in a structural disaster in 2008, but now aren't....

If any large player unloads a large amount of bonds or treasuries onto the market all at once, it will always cause a bit of a mess. But it does the most "damage" to the party dumping the bonds, because they are driving the value down as they are selling, so they're just losing money. It will temporarily drive up the yield of other bonds being issued (because they are competing with older bonds being sold into the market), but at worst it's just some monetary confusion in the marketplace before business resumes as usual

>> No.16157599

>>16157572
yes

>> No.16157608

>>16157599
All the money in the world, and a fucking bird beak like that... its puts a whole new meaning to the phrase turning your nose up at something..
All kikes look like demons.

>> No.16157627
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>>16155847
Been telling retards for years now
Only 2 crypto’s with ANY future are xrp and zcash, rest are pure vaporware
/biz/ will be inconceivably rekt because they listened to kikes like >>16155875
low energy FUD and other literal kikes that ironically say its a kikecoin
But yeah keep buying LINK as it continues to bleed. Still down 50% from ATH and the devs have barely even sold 10% of their own supply
I REPEAT, only things that will allow you to make it with them are gold silver xrp and zcash.
Follow
The
Money
Copy
Them
And
Win

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>>16157608
>All kikes look like demons
where do you think the stories come from?

>> No.16157651

>>16157608
her nose is a bit unfortunate looking in profile... but it doesn't look as bad from the front
More unfortunate is the mess that Draghi left her with. The Eurozone is such a mess; politically, economically, and financially. They pushed their interest rates down below zero to give the southern Europeans a chance, and it isn't helping... It's just hurting the Germans for no gains. What a disaster. And she can't raise rates.

>> No.16157660

>>16154839
Holy shit nigger! What are you doing?

>> No.16157670
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>>16157608
You don't sound like you're gonna make it though. Quit seething so much about those kinds of details and get with the program.

>> No.16157675

>>16154353
global financial doomsday has been imminent since before he started his blog desu

>> No.16157689
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>>16157651
>>16157670
Like flies to shit, you can't resist!!!

>> No.16157690

>>16154708
Testament to their incompetence

>> No.16157735
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>>16154653
>They're Pinky and The Brain...
Who the fuck would save this? Are zoomers so stupefyingly retarded that they need their memes explained WITHIN the fucking image?

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>>16157670
What the fuck is a normie that's very casually hasguns, lives in a semi-dense area and whose family only has a couple of acrres of land to do in this situation.

>> No.16157962

>>16157910
They're going to keep the system going with XRP. Research it.

>> No.16157972

>>16153881
>utterly nonsense
Clearly english is not their mother tongue and they obviously meant "utter nonsense".

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>>16154554
>meanwhile stocks have ripped higher and higher all those years
Proving him right, actually. Just means the inflation is really, really high. it just went to assets directly and to banks in the from of bailouts, who then spend it on assets. Assets = stocks, bonds, and real estate.

>> No.16158090

>>16153881
>responding to bait

KEK they're fucked beyond belief if they're responding to twitter bait

>> No.16158094

>>16153881
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>> No.16158125

>>16158075
>in the from of bailouts
*form of

>> No.16158137

>>16155070
>can't lower funds rate much more or risk severe deflation
did you mean too say inflation again? Lower rates cause more inflation. do you mean asset price deflation? cause thats been incorrect too

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>>16158094
I'm going to cackle so hard when your faggot ass gets rekt

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Brainlet question :

If I buy a DB put today, can I still sell it if DB stock goes to zero before expiry? I assume the contract is still valid in the event that the underlying security is no longer able to be traded? I just don't want to get jewed by my broker.

>> No.16158366

>>16154839
>some kind of 4ft tall morbidly obese traumatized roastie runs the social media account of Europe's largest bank
the fun just won't stop, will it?

>> No.16158376

>>16158241
If you don't know what you're doing then you need to stay away.

>> No.16158408

>>16158376
Well I specifically want to buy a put as my downside is limited, so I can't lose more than I invest anyway

>> No.16158432

>>16157627
>Still down 50% from ATH
xrp is more than 90% down from ath, nigger.
>barely even sold 10% of their own supply
ripple still has over 60% of all supply that they will market sell or give to banks for free as a bribe

>> No.16158525

>>16154303
The Oy Vey'd around the world

>> No.16158579

>>16153881
Deutsche Tank gonna tank

>> No.16158599

>>16154839
I can just imagine them, sitting there, being very german
>I have not been told of issues of this nature so there are no issues of this nature, I must inform these spurious twitter posters of the spurious nature of their twitter posts in this instance
Said in a very german manner

>> No.16158746

zerohedge is still better than any mainstream news site, but this guy predicts imminent financial armageddon every single day

>> No.16158790

>>16157735
but that's part of their theme song, that comes exactly after brain's explanation...

>> No.16158894

>>16156681
Mommy

>> No.16158950

ask them if they think the holocaust really happened

>> No.16159024
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>>16153881

Oh yea those Doomsday faggots never give up.
Keep on sleeping on your silver and gold and other dead metals under your pillow.
There will be no financial crisis because the financial system is prepared for everything and Federal banks all around globe are prepared against this shieit.
Every last major financial crisis in the last decades were because feds were to lazy and too slow but this time they have pre warning systems installed on the system.

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>>16153881
>>16153996
>>16154007
>>16154185
>>16154195
eurocucks have so much money that they don't care, the top fun side of carrying that load is that far-right will get it's opportunity to take that shit to everyone's face and win

>> No.16159441

>>16153881
this tweet will make history.

>> No.16159549

https://www.ft.com/content/8ea7e002-ffce-11e9-b7bc-f3fa4e77dd47

Coincidence? German finance minister wants a eurozone banking union plan to save DB by requiring other EU members to pay.

>> No.16159620

>>16159549
Now it's your turn to pay up bitches

>> No.16160309

>>16153881
Lets start a biz investment firm and short on the collapse of DB

>> No.16160324

>>16160309
>biz gets short squeezed by eurokikes
>the episode

>> No.16160637

fump

>> No.16160695

>>16159549
When a bank goes bankrupt they give them money. When a person goes bankrupt they have their stuff taken, iirc, to pay off as much debt as possible. Why?

>> No.16160721

>>16158376
So if you buy a put and the company goes to $0. Is a put worth anything if I have no shares the moment it hit $0?

>> No.16160931

>>16153881
>tfw a recession would not benefit you whatsoever but morbid humor/curiosity makes it happening sound entertaining

>> No.16161036

>>16160695
I can see it now. In the future there will only be debt dollars. Its honestly a wonder how people haven't just started borrowing money with no intention of ever paying to off. Its a good trade off. Get a million dollars and then piss it all down the drain and kill yourself

>> No.16161044

>>16160931
>tfw a recession would greatly benefit you and you deeply wish for a great depression.

>> No.16161060

>>16160931
Same. I want to see what happens

>> No.16161084

>>16153881
pol/x/ gets cucked with one post

>> No.16161146

>>16160695
the official reason is because a bank upholds a finance structure that, if broken, would cause enormous damage in a wide variety of areas, so bailing it out is "cheaper" than letting it fail.

the real reason is jews jewing goys is OK but the other way around is not.

>> No.16161154

BAIL IN incoming!

Withdraw, buy junk silver, and put the shit in your mattress/buried pipes in the back yard.

>> No.16161224

>>16158599
Kek

>> No.16161445

>>16161084
Today one italian politician tweeted "keep an eye opened on DB"
today german minister of finance called for a continental system of backing up savings in banks... however they have battled against this for 20 years, when italians and greeks needed it
moreover if they come out of their holes to tell you everything's fine it's probly the best way to assess that there's something wrong
i'm not for calling doomsday every time someone farts but this time i reckon these signals to be worrying

>> No.16161469

>>16161445
which one plz

>> No.16161486

>>16161469
Guido Crosetto. Former defense undersecretary, he's one of the top politicians from Brothers of Italy, a party that's pro-italexit

>> No.16161509

>>16161486
thank you fren

>> No.16161542

>>16161509
np. hard to tell if he's following on the same 4chan rumor, though

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>>16161486
He’s just stirring up shit to further his own political agenda. Ultimately it’s up to the Germans. They’ll cave eventually but possibly too late to stave off at least some of the damage. Stubborn lot those germanics

>> No.16161586

>>16161445
TOO BIG TO FAIL.

>> No.16161591

>>16161569
Nah, he's not big enough to be able to stir anything. He has 100k followers, not even verified on twitter, and his party just recently got around 7% of votes but used to be way lower. He's a good guy but a political underdog overall. what he posts are just his opinions on stuff, basically

>> No.16161611

>>16161591
That’s what I mean. He’s just spouting off to his political base.

>> No.16161640

>>16158241
Yeah I believe if a stock crashes, you get money on the option.

>> No.16161681

>>16161569
>ywn be kicked to death by your pretorian waifu and have your empire auctioned off to the highest bidder
why even live?

>> No.16161962

>>16161036
>implying any bank is going to just lend some random neet with a double digit credit score a million dollars

>> No.16162084

>this is utterly nonsense
COPE
O
P
E

>> No.16162561

>>16158432
>dont buy the dip
kek
>they will give to banks
now you get it

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>>16161036
>In the future there will only be debt dollars.
in the case you aren't larping as completely unaware, all dollars are debt ALREADY

>> No.16163430

>>16162561
>>dont buy the dip
just as easily arguable for link

>> No.16163466

>>16162561
Fuck you’re a regard, you’re actually buying XRP?

Fuck off boomer

>> No.16163474

>>16162720
Came here to say this. Fuckin A /biz/
When are we going to solve the Zoomer problem?

>> No.16163478

>>16153881
NEVER BELIEVE ANYTHING UNTIL IT HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY DENIED. Looks like it's game on lads. (Citibank will be the first to fall anyway).

>> No.16163855

>>16154839
holy shieeeeeeet

>> No.16163979

>>16154653
Do you mean (((Germans)))? Oy Vey...

>> No.16163994

>>16163478
Doubtful.

>> No.16164038

>What did they mean by this
Its a signal to get out. Deutsche only responds to this because they know they are fucked and this is the only and safest way to tell people who have a brain to pack their stuff and leave before the masses do and find out they can't. If there was nothing going on they wouldn't even bother responding and let dumb money short. Seriously.

>> No.16164443

>>16164038
Whoever runs that twitter account is probably disgruntled knowing that she'll soon be fired

>> No.16164567

>>16160695
because banks do not produce wealth. People produce wealth.

>> No.16164681

>>16164038
true but a lot of bad stuff has been going on with them the entire past year, so it's hard to tell
>>16163478
I heard HSBC

>> No.16164688

>>16164443
Nah he/she is told to say that. You can't privately send this information to friends/whomever. That would be insider trading. This is how you warn investors to pull out. By publicly announcing that ''nothing is wrong''.

>> No.16165410

>>16153881
Broken German english? Wouldnt "utter" be correct.

>> No.16165533

>>16158432
>>16157627
>>16162561
That's absolutely retarded. Banks will NEVER use XRP and banks will NEVER use blockchain. Because if they, the money they are pushing around will be immutably accounted for. And no one in their right mind would want that.

>> No.16165552

>>16155879
this senpai

>> No.16166103

>>16154839
Based

>> No.16166128

>>16155822
Retard

>> No.16166182

>>16154819
>>16154829
>crypto does this
>MANIPULATED MARKET MUH TETHER MUH MAGIC INTERNET MONEY
>bank does this
>what's the problem goyim?

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>> No.16166246

>>16166204
What did you mean by this anon?

>> No.16166737

9/10/2001 Never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN_NGYdgDck

>> No.16166763

>>16154204
>keeping the charade going until the very last minute
the tweet confirms it

>> No.16166832

>>16156257
they think they're intelligent, but they're just clever

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>>16157962
>xrp

>> No.16166910

>>16166873
Fucking boomers. Why do they all gravitate to that kike scam coin

>> No.16166938

>>16166910
One of my normietards im close with recently asked me about xrp even though ive been telling them to avoid anything but btc/eth/link for like a year now

>> No.16166940

>>16166910
every retard i know who bought crypto in 2017, without doing any research, bought some xrp....prob that retarded fuck Brian on CNBC shilling it.

>> No.16166948

>>16166938
>eth/link
wew, good luck bro

>> No.16166961

>>16155272
dilate faggot

>> No.16167352

>>16166910
>ooooh banks! I know about those I bank at that one! Wow I guess this one is legit and I know because noseberg said so!
This is the actual thought process. Notice the complete lack of any actual logic or independent thought, just mindlessly obeying authority.

>> No.16168193

>>16166204
Dare to dream

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