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16138601 No.16138601 [Reply] [Original]

Is seducing a Casino-owning Native American Chieftain's daughter so that I can one day potentially take over their tribe (through our children) a good investment?

>> No.16138631

Is she hot? very important

>> No.16138634
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>>16138601
Yes very such a clever scene just thinking about it makes me JOOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM JOOMING

>> No.16138637

Damn, never thought of this. OP might just be a genius

>> No.16138664

>>16138601
Any plan that involves you having to almost exclusively interact with Native Americans for a decade or more, is a bad plan.

>> No.16138670

they will end up becoming confused alcoholics depressed and suicidal, the kids might kill you in your sleep.

>> No.16138863

>>16138664
>>16138670
This. I used to work at a gas station near a reservation and the Injins would steal our hand hand soap because it said it had alcohol in it. Good people, but they were a huge pain to deal with.

>> No.16139002

>>16138601
nice angle.. those people are fucking nuts tho.

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>>16138601
fucking hilarious, i'm in tears OP
ahahahahahaha

>> No.16139031

>>16138670
wait until immigrantscome in droves and force legislation that will take all your land from under you and then shove you into reservations.
It shouldn't be long now, let's see then what it does to your balanced psyche

>> No.16139032

>>16138601
Based and colonial pilled.

>> No.16139073

>implying (((natives))) don't already own any casino worth owning
>implying they even went through the trouble of marrying into and through children taking over the casino and didn't just forge documents or pay off government employees to change their grandparent's heritage to whatever percentage of native american is needed so that they qualify for ownership of the casinos
nice idea though just a few decades too late

>> No.16139099

>>16138601
Yea, alcoholic children are a great investment