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[Anonymous No.16133780]

describe your ideal life

[Anonymous No.16133792]

unironically $1000 chainlink

[Anonymous No.16133798]

>>16133780
Unlmited money, living a low-key life in some third world country anonymously and banging brown bitches

[Anonymous No.16133802]

>>16133780
Doing what I'm doing now (vidya, anime, shitposting) without being interrupted by regular trips to the wagecage.

[Anonymous No.16133811]

Browsing /biz/ 18 hours/day

[Anonymous No.16133814]

>>16133780
Recognizing my self-worth

[Anonymous No.16133815]

>>16133780
I'm respected, own a nice house with land, have guns, and a wife who will give me many children.

It's scary to have to go earn all of this, but I suppose that is the toil of man.

[Anonymous No.16133852]

>>16133780
Having just enough invested to scrape by without having to wageslave

[Anonymous No.16133870]

Unemployed but secretly rich and raising a family.
Trick the wife into thinking i'm employed, leave the house every morning for "work" but instead go to a secret studio apartment where I spend all day playing vidya, watching anime and shitposting on 4chan. Then at the end of the day drive back home to my family, have dinner, play with my kids and bang my wife.

[Anonymous No.16133893]

>>16133870
This is what I want to do as well. In that time I'd also include a long workout though.

[Anonymous No.16133914]

>>16133780
>describe your ideal life

I'm living it.

I was an early code monkey hire at a successful startup exit (hint: most of you probably use this), retired at 34 with $2.5 million in a PNW suburb. I just turned 36 in June. My net worth is now $3.25 million (800k retirement accounts, own my house outright, 2 rental properties, 700k liquid stocks, 300k crypto)

The beauty of it, for me, is there is no set scheduled or typical day. This could be bad for some people, but I love it. Sure, I've got my lazy times, but have been pretty productive.

I've done more travel, more golf, some home improvement, and a lot more socializing. And, due to a more active lifestyle, including a fair amount of hiking, and a healthier diet (due to more time to prepare/cook better meals), I've lost 15 pounds.

I guess you could say a standard day without much plans would be something like:

>wife and i are usually up by about 7 am, I'm not the type to really sleep in
>take dog for walk/feed
>have coffee and breakfast with wife and son
>check investments/crypto, read up on business news
>drop son off at preschool
>do some stuff around the house, clean or run to store
>hit the gym, shower
>lunch either in or out with friends
>go hiking in the afternoon, often with my dog or a group
>pick up son from preschool
>late afternoon nap
>dinner out with wife, sometimes friends for an event such as concert or a sporting event/game
>usually in bed by 10pm

Again, I love that there is no set schedule. The important thing is that you do keep active. My social life is so much better now than when I was wagecucking.

[Anonymous No.16133918]

>>16133780
>800-1000 sqft, 2br 1ba
>comfy cabin aesthetic outside
>nice modern loft aesthetic inside with poured concrete floors and exposed brick
>on 5-10 acres, enough that you never see your neighbors but not so much that it's unmanageable
>bordering a national park or some shit but still only a 20 minute drive to costco
>also no more than a 2 hour drive to the beach and also to the mountains
>2 dogs (probably viszla) and 2 cats
>no gf or wife because women are scams
>If I still get lonely, take the homopill and get a lumberjack boyfriend (but he still likes vidya)
>or just fuck my dogs
>Do shrooms or acid once a month, DMT once a quarter
>play wow classic and old infinity engine games like PS:T and Arcanum
>make my own super authentic indie games over many long years and release them online for free
>no monetization so I can stay anonymous and everyone loves me without knowing who I am
>'Die' stress-free around age 90 and get cryonically preserved so I can be resuscitated in 2077 and begin my my second life as a cyberpunk gangster
>I also cryonically preserved my dogs so I can keep on fucking them

Is there any more perfect life?

[Anonymous No.16133922]

>multi-millionaire
>live in cabin town usa population 601 (done and accomplished recently)
>own lambo or other super car that turns heads
>use super car to lure in cabin town sluts for panty butt walking and fucking
>spend my spare time shit posting on here giving away crypto and helping anons make it
>buy up low vol coins in large amounts (50k as example) just to watch the chaos as people show up and I buy all there bags up helping them make bank
>play mini guppy whale on low mc coins and low vol coins pushing prices down and then massively high so people can can get rich or make good pocket change
>buy up all the surrounding property so I can tear the houses down and make it more woodsy nature around me
>buy all the shut down business and turn the buildings into crypto mining fortress so I can bring in more pocket change
>purchase or operate a wrestling federation just because it'll amuse me for a year or 2
>tons of wrestling promotion running plans involving running it and avoiding the mistakes of big companies
>develop multiple video games for old dead systems and consoles with budget and marketing and selling for a loss just cuz I can
>keep investing in stuff and work on building my passive income so its bringing in more then I spend per month
>buy the guy down the road in his 70s in a wheelchair a new body
>be left alone in my down time not being boss of cabin town usa and fucking everyones 18yr old daughter cuz she wants to ride naked in a lambo for a thrill

[Anonymous No.16133951]

>>16133918
you can keep woman in the wilderness but otherwise it was good until this
>I also cryonically preserved my dogs so I can keep on fucking them
day of the rake can't come soon enough

[Anonymous No.16133966]

>>16133780
I just want to not have to work anymore, and stay home with my wife and kids everyday. After every weekend I want to blow my brains out rather than go back to work. Kinda got that feeling right now desu.

[Anonymous No.16134031]

>>16133792
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.16134066]

>>16133870
>>16133893
These except that I would go fuck hookers instead of the vidya/anime.

[Anonymous No.16134120]

800k invested in a diversified portfolio
200k liquid capital
50k passive income

[Anonymous No.16134145]

>>16133780
RSR goes to $10, hookers + cocaine till I die

[Anonymous No.16134200]

>>16133914
Such a nice life, I envy you bro.

[Anonymous No.16134218]

Passive income stream of at least $100k per year. Living on a tropical or Mediterranean island in a storm proof gated house with a big booty goth girl. I'll need a constant supply of weed, cocaine, and alcohol. Seafood and fresh produce, hot tub, weight room, boat, a couple jet skis, and internet connection.

Honestly, if I had all that, I don't think I'd ever go online.

[Anonymous No.16134239]

>>16133780
unlimited weed
unlimited tendies
unlimited cereal
home payed off and taxes paid for life

[Anonymous No.16134286]

>>16133780
i get accepted into a top uni that im planning to transfer to, i get my degree, and i work in tech.

money becomes a non-issue, and i live in a small comfy home. i have good food, and a high quality-of-life.

i have sex with boys until i endure gay death, then i find a woman to have children with. also, it would be nice if all this happened before my dad died so he knew i wasn't a total fuckup

[Anonymous No.16134303]

>>16133914
Congrats on making it anon. Sure wish my entire future wasn’t hinging on money belly but it is what it is.

[Anonymous No.16134357]

>>16134286
If you are trapped under a truck then none of that matters b. Figure out how to bring yourself peace without any shit.

[Anonymous No.16134386]

>>16133780
Have enough money so i dont have to work. Pursue hobbies and interests, some take a significant amount of time. Bring people that are extremely close to me along for the ride. Reproduce and raise children with a strong but firm hand. That is about it.

[Anonymous No.16134388]

>>16133780
same as being a neet only rich (financially independent)

after my trauma that basically caused ptsd though, Ill probably kms even with millions

[Anonymous No.16134397]

>>16134357
what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.16134431]

>>16134388
>trauma - ptsd - kms -
Fuck that b.Mindfulness, Meditation, Yoga, exercise, arts, pet a dog, get your feet wet, message, hot tube, bath, some one help me here...I won't stand for this bull-shit. You are worth love and you are a universe upon itself b. With you would go untold unfolds.

[Anonymous No.16134445]

Every post in this thread is basically "ME, ME, ME! I never want to be uncomfortable, I never want to face challenge, I want to always be in a state of constant orgasm!" You people are as bad as the niggers you constantly hate on. You don't realize that life is about suffering, because only through suffering can you truly reach higher states of being. You're like teen girls who want to be famous.

[Anonymous No.16134450]

unlimited power

[Anonymous No.16134455]

Living in a house in a forest away from people. I want to live a quiet life.

[Anonymous No.16134461]

>>16134445
you sound like you take cold showers just to make your life miserable

[Anonymous No.16134465]

>>16134445
This

[Anonymous No.16134474]

>>16134357
I was changing my oil once and had a panic-quasi -attack. I thought of those soccer dudes b. Trapped in a cave and I knew one day I might need to be good with absolute nothingness/paralyzation of body, maybe the end, and i just could not at the time. Or now. So I think. What if I was stuck under a truck. That is all.

[Anonymous No.16134556]

>>16134461
Cold showers are great, lifting is great, not being indulgent is great

[Anonymous No.16134572]

browsing shitcoin forums until I die

[Anonymous No.16134576]

>>16134556
>Cold shower
Haven't done it. In winter? I'm a bitch.

[Anonymous No.16134599]

>>16134576
I live in the middle of nowhere in the rocky mountains and I do it. One way to ease in is to take an initially warm shower and when you're almost done turn it to cold. Once you get the taste for it it's awesome.

[Anonymous No.16134607]

>>16134445
Perhaps the challenge is getting there plebian. Ultimately I'll probably end up starting a business, but tasting your purchased freedom doesn't mean you're giving up adversity

[Anonymous No.16134609]

>>16133780
>wake up feeling rested and ready to tackle the day
>check portfolio, link is up to 1241 dollars per token today. Nice
>take a shit with my feet being warmed by heated floor tiles
>drink some kratom and get ready to go to the gym
>exercise for like 30-45 minutes then come home and cook steak+eggs
>have sex with my wife after she gets home from dropping kids off at school
>go collect rent money from owned properties, cruising through the city in one of four luxury vehicles (today it's a benz truck)
>come home cook dinner for wife and kids
>have sex with wife again after dinner
>watch tv while cuddling and bullshit with wife
>fall into a deep sleep at 11

[Anonymous No.16134648]

>>16134607
Carrot and stick mentality. If you finish your work you can have a treat. See, you need to learn to love the work, not the reward. That's a way truer freedom than anything you can buy.

[Anonymous No.16134660]

Reminder that Gilles himself considered RLC to be analogous to digital oil.

"iExec introduces a new paradigm in cloud computing: it allows the trading of computing resources as commodities; in the same way we may observe with resources such as oil, gold or rice.

To understand the benefit of a global market for computing power, let us draw comparisons with the oil market. When you are stopped at a gas station, filling your car with oil, you have little to no idea where that oil comes from or how it arrived at that gas pump. There is an entire industry behind the scenes, that has standardized the whole process from petroleum extraction, to processing, to transport and delivery, and eventual utility being consumed by vehicles.

Now take the example of an application developer. A developer needs resources too, in the form of computing power from cloud vendors to ‘fuel’ his applications. However, in contrast, they do not have the luxury of benefiting from an organized and global market with abundant choice of vendors and competitive prices.

Let’s imagine you are a driver in the same situation, with no choice but to fuel a car in the same way developers fuel their apps. Being a driver in this case, you would have to call a specific Iranian or Venezuelan extractor to organize oil transported directly to your car. What’s worse is that, because each oil company produces its specific oil without standardization, the driver would probably have to process or ‘transform’ the oil so that it is compatible with his car. Today, this is the situation developers find themselves in, in the current age of cloud computing"
-Gilles

[Anonymous No.16134691]

>>16134648
something about the smugness of this post angers me

[Anonymous No.16135095]

>>16134607
Yes goyim, love the work! The work makes you happy goyim!

[Anonymous No.16135159]

>>16133780
When Kleros hits $1 and I buy an island. That's it.

[Anonymous No.16135174]

>>16133792
Desu desu DESU

[Anonymous No.16136229]

>>16133914
9 hours of sleep, plus a nap. wtf is wrong with your brain that you need this much sleep?

[Anonymous No.16136237]

>>16133914
you are literally living like a housewife. yes youre retired but if you dont accomplish more you will die early, also its just a waste of a life

[Anonymous No.16136271]

as for me, i say ideal life is 5M + in investments +1M in cds. living near villanova PA or possibly UNC. Nice truck and cute wife, 3+ kids. Spend my days programming what I want and working on a business in a certain passion of mine that I dont want to disclose to prevent doxxing myself.

[Anonymous No.16136292]

>>16136229
Some people need more sleep than others. There's nothong weird about that fact, retard

[Anonymous No.16136304]

>>16136229
>>16136237
RAGIE WAGIE STOMPS HIS FEET

[Anonymous No.16136305]

>>16133780
Become as gods

[Anonymous No.16136339]

>>16136304
im a neet just havent made it yet. actually havent even profited yet after 3 months of building 2 different products. if anyone has tips id appreciate it

[Anonymous No.16136352]

>>16134445
>muh suffering larpers
And here you are posting on an imageboard

[Anonymous No.16136367]

I want to win in a lottery

[Anonymous No.16136391]

>>16134445
if you lived my life for the past couple years you'd kill yourself, nice off by 1 faggo

[Anonymous No.16136418]

>>16133780
Wake up have 1 g blunt.
Take 20mg of Valium and 1mg of Xanax
Iv heroin and cocaine
Bottle of champagne
Gamble 1 million on fortune Jack
Buy 3 million in watches on eBay
Go to lunch have 3 lobsters and a steak with loads of sides
1 g blunt and iv heroin
2 four loko punch
Watch movies
1 g blunt
Takeaway Chinese
Bed

[Anonymous No.16136506]

>LINK hits 6 gorillion EOY
>Move to America, Switzerland or Czechoslovakia
>Buy gorillion dollar doomsday bunker
>Buy guns, food supplies, drugs, gas masks, etc
>Find schizo wife
>Have schizo kids
>Educate and train my family and I for the incoming societal breakdown
>NEET it out in my bunker for the rest of my days banging my wife, going out to hunt, walking through the abandoned nearby settlements hitting golfballs into windows with my kids, saying nigger out loud, etc.

[Anonymous No.16136593]

Culling elites, culling all animefags, culling all lgbtqhskfbr fags. Of course, not by myself. I'd have an army of followers do it.

[Anonymous No.16136689]

>>16133780

5K€ in Dividends per month , still working (for lets say 2 months). And screw around in my job and tell my boss that he should stick his raise in his arse and then quit. Oh i forgot , and shit on his desk in the office afterwards

[Anonymous No.16136743]

>>16133914
Confy as fuck, I salute you.

[Anonymous No.16136751]

>>16136689
based

[Anonymous No.16137111]

>>16133780
Nice country house in the 20 mil range.
Own pool
Bowling alley in the basement
2 Bordercollies that I'd love to bits
Maybe even a gf that loves me for who I am
no wait that's too far, I ruined my fantasy. :'(

[Anonymous No.16137267]

>>16133780

Travel world with secret stash of money. Work on freelance projects. Give a bunch of money to the two girls who turned down my proposals and get to see my son I haven't been able to see since his birth.

Other than that, hookers and blow.

[Anonymous No.16137303]

>>16133870
Absolute madman

[Anonymous No.16137331]

>>16136506
based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.16137665]

>>16134066
Degenerate

[Anonymous No.16137818]

>>16134445
Nothing wrong with any of that as long as you didn’t get it through free gibs

[Anonymous No.16137898]

i want to be vladimir putin. just imagine it... a former spy turned president, doing manly shirtless stuff in the forests and then wearing an expensive suit and luxury swiss wristwatches for top level cabinet meetings. men would straighten up and quiver with fear as you walk past. women would whisper in eachother's ears and giggle because they just KNOW you're swinging ten inches of limp dingaling meat and looking for no commitments. everywhere you go, people immediately recognize you and whether they love or hate you, they show respect

[Anonymous No.16137913]

>>16133798
Based and colonization pilled.

[Anonymous No.16138049]

>>16136506
>Czechoslovakia
where are you from you retard that youve got such a shitty education

[Anonymous No.16138136]

my ideal life is when my heavy PLG bags are finally pumping

[Anonymous No.16138390]

like a schumacher, lay in bed and be filthy rich

[Anonymous No.16138461]

>>16133780
Wake up
Make coffee
Go for run,lift.
Kids should be getting up soon, eat breakfast with them.
Kiss wife and thank her for the food.
Wife takes kids to school
Shitpost on biz
Call parents ask how the house(ranch i bought them) is. Ask how my brother is after his treatments.
Take a few minutes to appreciate the things I have and know that my childrens future is set and they can have an easier life then me.
Roll for an hour or two
muay thai for an hour
pick up kids from school
Watch movies, play games, do family stuff.
Eat family dinner, bang wife before bed.
Repeat.
I can probably do this everyday until i die a peaceful life filled with many grandchildren and good friends.

[Anonymous No.16138476]

>>16133798
>banging brown bitches
You were doing so well at first.

[Anonymous No.16138485]

>>16133780
Freelancing on a sailboat with starlink internet and travelling over the world and browsing biz 20 hours a day.

[Anonymous No.16138492]

>>16133780
Shitposting and vidya.

[Anonymous No.16138527]

>>16133870
Genius. I think you just described my future.

[Anonymous No.16138787]

>>16134576
>>16134599
he's absolutely correct. I forced myself to take cold showers for about 2 months and now I prefer them over hot showers 99% of the time.

[Anonymous No.16138974]

>>16133870
I'm petty sure my dad does this

[Anonymous No.16138989]

The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock.
I gave 0.000001 BZC to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower,
all while caressing me and drooling at my Bazingacoin wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my BZC)
and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without
me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim,
I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back.
When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy,
which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Bazingacoin wallet.
I came, and transferred .00000000001 BZC to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps,
but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice.
My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home.
I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 BZC to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

[Anonymous No.16138995]

>>16133870
based and goalpilled

[Anonymous No.16139022]

i want to be happy, healthy, wise, and to have a 10/10 slamming qt gf that is also happy, healthy, and wise who doesn't bang black guys ever and who is also somewhat socially autistic and likes to stay in a like but who still likes to go do fun things every once in awhile and id like to have either no job or have a job thats actually fun a profitable, low stress. and i want to get blown pretty much every day.


this is my vision.

[Anonymous No.16139026]

>>16133780
I have a gf who loves me for who I am

[Anonymous No.16139054]

Move away from cold, dark and depressing Norway. Fuck, this place. My life would be so much better in a warm climate

[Anonymous No.16139074]

>>16133780
Making it to me means having a shitload of liquid capital to start a few businesses with. One would be a bar on a beach, one would be a dispensary in the mountains, and the last would be my actual business which I won't detail here.

[Anonymous No.16139166]

>>16133780
The US is back to 90% white, regulations and statutes are cut to 10%of their current scope, also all kikes are relocated to Israel.

[Anonymous No.16139179]

>>16133780
>describe your ideal life
Dan Bilzerian

[Anonymous No.16139190]

>>16133870
Holy fucking based

[Anonymous No.16139228]

>>16133918
Where is the park with passive income from staking ETH and PNK?

Fucking the dogs are you serious?

[Anonymous No.16139266]

>>16133780
already livin' it brah

[Anonymous No.16139282]

>>16139054
Girls are meant to be fit af in Norway though no?

[Anonymous No.16139468]

>>16133780
I am rich and not disabled. My mum is happy and busy with with lots of friends and grandkids. My father cleans himself up and becomes respectable. My brother is happy and has loads of kids. My sister has a husband and loads of friends. My young wife loves me and is happy and content.

To bad it is impossible for any of that to happen.

[Anonymous No.16139479]

>>16139468
>To bad it is impossible for any of that to happen.
You don't deserve to be happy, scumbag

[Anonymous No.16139507]

>>16139479
I know. God/Fate/the Universe agrees with you too.

[Anonymous No.16139663]

>>16133780
My gf let's me sleep

[Anonymous No.16139772]

>>16138974
lmao please greentext it

[Anonymous No.16139943]

All I want right now is to pay off my debts and get out of this hellhole business I took over.

My ideal life after that would be to have a nice wooded acreage with an underground house for maximum comfy. My wife and I would spend the days tending to the land, raising our children and pursuing our hobbies (she would raise plants, I would write) and generally doing whatever we want with our time, to be beholden to no one.

But none of that, NONE, can happen unless I make it. Literally none, if it doesnt we will languish in this shit heap until we both end up killing ourselves.

[Anonymous No.16140100]

>>16133792
Dis

[Anonymous No.16140136]

>>16136229
What a fag you are

[Anonymous No.16140856]

>>16133780
Owning a 100 acre farm.

[Anonymous No.16140875]

>>16133870
Lmao this is a lovely idea

[Anonymous No.16141116]

>>16134599
you gotta jump in with it on the coldest setting my man