how to rapidly amass capital?

[Anonymous No.16125900]

im starting to feel fomo.

so far i have student loans and maker cdp loans,

[Anonymous No.16125905]

Claim your cheap haircombs (COMB) and watch them grow!

[Anonymous No.16125916]

serious replies only

[Anonymous No.16125918]

>>16125900
Haircombs = the future !

[Anonymous No.16125926]

>>16125916
21 Bitcoins is enough that 10 years from now you will be extremely wealthy

[Anonymous No.16125992]

>>16125900
Time for some real talk OP. Your main goal right now isn't to be a millionaire its to be stable so you probably shouldn't dump in some crypto you want a source of income that is passive and safe.
>But link/etc/bit etc. is mooning or will in the future
Even so, there are safer investments to pt yourself into that if they don't you won't an hero because you're 30 and you put your faith in /biz idiots. You would have to do your own research but generally gold is safe, and so are bonds (they've got shit levels of ROI but they're safe as fuck) as for the student loan debt if you're in college work on scholarships in your free time to start to dig yourself out if you aren't too deep but if you're already out you just gotta grind those out.

[Anonymous No.16126000]

>>16125992
im a student and the student loans are federally subsidized, so they are literally like 3% interest rate and they dont start generating interest until i graduate in 4 years, so it's free money.

i could have all my holdings go to 0 overnight and i wouldnt really be affected in any meaningful way. im 19 and investing part-time change, not 30 and investing life savings

[Anonymous No.16126024]

>>16125900
how bad is your debt, anon?

[Anonymous No.16126041]

>>16126024
wdym by bad? i dont have to make payments for years and there's no interest lol
will have $4500 in loans from this year after it's all dispersed

[Anonymous No.16126050]

>>16126000
>student loans are federally subsidized
Did yourself a huge favor cause you're not going to get railed by Sallie Mae. You actually have more time than you think if you're a student. majors are a big hiring factor so I don't know where you're going to school so take this with a grain of salt (and do what you want I cant force you to do anything) but most business/econ majors are piss easy depending upon the college. Stay away from major volatile skillsets/majors (STEM, Social sciences, etc.) you can have them cause it's your life. But if you wan't long term safety do a business major because as much as Fox News or CNN or whomever the fuck says it tankies aren't coming and even with real threats to businesses like automation there will always be a place for business students (and if not then none of this shit matters anyway)
>all my holdings go to 0 overnight and i wouldnt really be affected in any meaningful way
Then keep doing what you're doing op just don't fall for meme shit, be safe, do reasearch then profit.

[Anonymous No.16126052]

>>16126041
you're fucking retarded and you're not going to make it

[Anonymous No.16126102]

>>16126041
what's your views on jews and give me a screenshot of your hand with a timestamp. if you give the right answer and you're the right color, i'll give you advice that will save you from wagecucking at a McJob

[Anonymous No.16126184]

>>16126052
my iq is higher than yours, trust me
>>16126102
ethnic jews are extremely intelligent people who lack morality

[Anonymous No.16126186]

go for it anon. take out more student loans and dump it into bitcoin if you can.
if it works, you are set for life. if it doesnt, you can pay it off with 1-2 extra years of waging.

[Anonymous No.16126201]

>>16125900
invest in Magic TGC

[Anonymous No.16126226]

>>16126184
>>trust me

[Anonymous No.16126236]

>>16126184
>allow my jewish landlord to speak his mind without me judging them
>contradictions every second sentence
>actually boasting about having preferential treatement in public institutions due to connections
>nitpicking every single thing that can imply that someone else had something similar to above
>boasted of not promoting some talented, hardworking goy because he was a goy (didn't say "goy" directly)
>spoke of stories of jews jewing other jews

[Anonymous No.16126268]

>>16126184
not a timestamp but the reverse image search showed nothing so I believe you. Here's my advice. Do what I did and start doing private in-home SAT tutoring with high school students. $60/hr is typically the average market rate. The SAT should be a very easy test for any non-retarded college student, so you don't have to study much to tutor it, but I suggest you do so you don't look like a fool tutoring the student. Put out Craigslist advertisements and print advertisements in well-off areas/neighborhoods near schools. Get a professional picture done, dress professionally in front of the parents, make sure you have a tutoring contract (you can get this off google), and pretend like you've done this for years. This builds high trust with the parents and you're basically guaranteed a gig. The kids you'll be tutoring are almost always sub-80 IQ retards, so any amount of tutoring will likely see them improve and you'll look like a genius to the parents who you can use as references for future clients. I would suggest tutoring solely math because the reading/writing portion can be difficult to tutor (you can't teach a kid how to read/comprehend). You work for yourself, easy money, stress-free job, flexible hours. And you can even charge more if you get a decent reputation/clientele. You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.16126329]

>>16126268
actually will look into doing this. i got a 34 on the math ACT section, which is somewhere in the top 1% of test-takers, so i could definitely do it if i wanted. i know exactly how i would do it, too. not bad desuuuu

also just look at the file name, android photos save photos as the date it's taken on

[Anonymous No.16126485]

>>16126329
one more breadcrumb because i'm nice. just use the Collegeboard-issued practice tests to study off of. you don't even need to make up your own material. just tell the kid to take the test and grade it on their own and go over it during the tutoring sessions. sweet spot for session length is 90 minutes. if you want additional practice stuff, there's plenty of material online. good luck anon

[Anonymous No.16126490]

>>16125900
>>16126184
Post your feminine benis cutie and I'll send you 100 LINK.