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[Anonymous No.16122843]

>Who's your master?
>I- I d-don't have a m-master
**Unbuckles his belt and frees his huge belly**
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER?
>I don't have a master!
**Whips you with his belt, reaches to grab a Big Mac**

What do?

[Anonymous No.16122847]

>>16122843
Bearish hug him.

[Anonymous No.16122854]

Thanks master partnership confirmed

[Anonymous No.16122864]

>>16122843
*removes pants and get on all fours*

[Anonymous No.16122938]

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Sergey so much, I had all the chainlink
>I pray to Sergey every night before bed, thanking him for the link I've been given
>"Sergey is love" I say; "Sergey is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a poorfag
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Sergey
>I called him a boomer
>He slaps me with his gold bar and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Sergey
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "8K EOY."
>He grabs me with his powerful slavic hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Sergey
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Sergey
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Sergey
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Sergey looks him straight in the eyes and says "He's chained to me now."
>Sergey leaves for his moon base
>Sergey is love. Sergey is life.

[Anonymous No.16122988]

>OwO, you awe my mawters Sergey-san, you must punwish me you big slawic man