/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16098953]

Why should I buy LINK?

I repeat, simple enough question

Why should I buy LINK above any other coin?

[Anonymous No.16098958]

it solves the lack-of-lambo-in-your-garage problem

[Anonymous No.16098960]

>>16098953
You shouldn't just buy link.
You should have a suicide stack because nothing sucks more than thinking - I was there and I didn't listen..
But you should buy multiple coins.

[Anonymous No.16098963]

>>16098953
> are you Muslim?
> are you gay?
> are you secretly in love with sergey?
If you answered no to any of those questions then you might need to do more research.

[Anonymous No.16098965]

>>16098958
Seriously, there should be a thread that details the things that LINK does that outsmarts other coins.

[Anonymous No.16098967]

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

[Anonymous No.16098976]

>>16098953
Because its the latest in cutting edge gravel technology.

[Anonymous No.16098985]

>>16098965
I need to detail a justification to my financial advisor to buy LINK, this is an actual information request that could benefit everyone on biz. What do you guys actually know about LINK?

[Anonymous No.16098996]

>>16098985
Fuck off.

>financial advisor

go buy your corn and coke stocks faggot and get off my board.

[Anonymous No.16099008]

>>16098985
link isn't for u, boomer. go buy facebook stock kek

[Anonymous No.16099017]

>>16098996
>>16099008
And exactly why hasn't LINK taken off yet?

[Anonymous No.16099022]

>>16098985
Your financial advisor won't understand because he/she is bureaucrat first, funneling money into boomer retirement and calling it a career.
LINK is the eyes and ears of the new immortal gods. How much do your eyes matter to you? Would you take 1 million dollars in exchange for blindness?
THE CHAINS ARE THE BIRTHPLACES OF GODS.

[Anonymous No.16099026]

>>16098965
Fucking redditor

[Anonymous No.16099042]

>>16099017
Because you are ugly.

[Anonymous No.16099046]

>>16099017
Pay me $1000 in BTC and then we can talk. Until then, go fuck yourself back to Edward Jones.

[Anonymous No.16099047]

>>16098953
We have the best memes

[42 No.16099050]

>>16098965
>Seriously, there should be a thread that details the things that LINK does that outsmarts other coins.
read this book for a good way to adopt fundamental analysis

[Anonymous No.16099051]

>>16098965
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

[42 No.16099058]

>>16098953
>Why should I buy LINK above any other coin?
this guy right here is a core part of their team
https://youtu.be/7yJa_6CtvHk
he also invented the "proof of work" consensus algorithm in 1999
you do the math

[Anonymous No.16099064]

>>16099042
The companies in this photo, from the original chainlink site, are companies that chainlink, and only chainlink are going to be essentially licensed to use their api's and other info of theirs in a way that literally no other blockchain project will be able to use without going through chainlink. Think of chainlink as the light, the truth, the way, And every other protocol must go through LINK if they want the most truthful and accurate information for their infrastructure.

[Anonymous No.16099066]

>>16098960
I unironically had two years and didn't listen until Google Cloud tweet.

[Anonymous No.16099075]

>>16098976
This. LINK is simply the best gravel coin on the market. It solves the trillion dollar problem of tracking gravel pebbles

[Anonymous No.16099087]

>>16099066
How many did you get so far?

[Anonymous No.16099151]

chainlink onlu has oracles.. buy phantasma soul 2.8m market cap they have own oracles too and hwole ecosystem with a game launching on steam playstation and xbox

staking
oracles
cosmic swaps
interoperability
storage
main net live

[Anonymous No.16099159]

>>16099066
You are still early.
THE GODS ARE INFANTS
UNAWARE OF THEIR SURROUNDINGS
SOON THEY OPEN THEIR EYES
NEW TO THE WORLD
THEY WILL CRY FOR THEIR COMFORTS

[Anonymous No.16099180]

>>16099066
The fake google partnership that was a blog posted use case? LMAOOO WHEW LAD

[Anonymous No.16099205]

>>16098953
Think of chainlink like some Mexican jumping bean who fought in the REVOLUTIONARY war against isis. They are not just some ordinary bean, but a bean from Mexico who jumps, now ask yourself, what other beans jump? Huh? That's what I thought!! You little bitch!!!

[Anonymous No.16099212]

You should buy Algorand! a serious investment opportunities. Buy cheap and stake, in a few years you'll have a second stream of income coming in

[Anonymous No.16099245]

>>16098953
But seriously, believe it or not I took acid in 2017 and was focusing on manifesting the answer of what crypto currency would take over the world and gain the most value, and cubes in different forms appeared to me that night and other times since, not as in a hallucination but when you get signs from God or the universe or whatever you want to call it. You would know, and maybe that's how you have been feeling which is why you are here, trying to convince yourself to make the right choice.

[Anonymous No.16099249]

Dont buy what you dont know.

Thanks to those that actually want to help

[Anonymous No.16099279]

>>16099249
Hahahahaha I bought this shit at .18 cents. Of course I read upna shit ton about it but I don't feel like spoon feeding you because I didn't really save the breadcrumbs and I don't know how to mentally organize all the info.
All I can say is that if you don't but LINK you will fucking regret it.

[Anonymous No.16099303]

>>16099249
It's funny how your generation will enthusiastically believe in satanic bullshit and participate in satanic rituals that enable them to sell their countries out, but if someone told them the damn truth plain as day and night they would fight to the death to not believe the truth.
You have created clown world, just know, you are stupid, you shouldn't trust other people because you are vulnerable. What seems like an unlikely answer is usually the right one, occrams razor and all that as well.

[42 No.16099362]

>>16099022
>Your financial advisor won't understand because he/she is bureaucrat first, funneling money into boomer retirement and calling it a career.
based

[Anonymous No.16099369]

>>16099249
Were on the same side pal. I want to win this, I am 100% in LINK, I got about 90k+ $ worth of it. I can assure you it's the right choice, I'd put my fucking life on the line betting on it.

[42 No.16099373]

>>16098985
>I need to detail a justification to my financial advisor to buy LINK
tell him that the same team that invented Bitcoin is the one behind Chainlink
>hint: US government
>pic related

[Anonymous No.16099419]

>>16098953
youre so fucking dumb lmfao

[42 No.16099420]

>>16099369
>I am 100% in LINK, I got about 90k+ $ worth of it
how many linkpool shares you got homie?

[Anonymous No.16099460]

>>16098953
Where were you the past year before mainnet? Everythings been discussed already unironically not memeing. Try and look in the archives

[Anonymous No.16099568]

Pregnant Sergoshi is my favorite meme.

[Anonymous No.16099608]

>>16098953
I can't believe after more than 2 years there are still people falling for this meme.

[Anonymous No.16100209]

>>16098953
It's backed by the mecca and the gay muslim community (that's how the gravel partnership was secured btw). So yes, you should buyyy :) allahu linkhbar!

[Anonymous No.16100231]

Diversification is a meme, Chainlinks are part of the protocol. A bet on link is a bet on crypto.