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Craig used to work as a human pregnancy tester. Women would piss in his mouth and based on the taste he could tell if they were pregnant or not. Rumors has it he would often tell the women they needed to piss into his mouth once more to accurately analyze it. That was of course a lie just to get more of the piss he craved and loved the taste of. He soon got addicted to pregnant hormone stenched piss and he still is. He has to sip constantly to keep his autism in check.
Lack of female piss is his Kryptonite as is evident when he gets lost in his famous incoherent rants which is caused by too low PBL (piss blood level).
Being addicted to drinking human female piss is actually kind of disgusting when you think about it

>> No.16085286

>>16085246
thread hidden only zealot fanatical cult members care about this faketoshi fraud

>> No.16085289

>>16085246
This explains everything!

>> No.16085311

>>16085286
>thread hidden only zealot fanatical cult members care about this faketoshi fraud
Look guys, we've got a digital ostrich over here!

>Inb4 "aachuually ostriches doesn't...."

>> No.16085367

>>16085246
That remind me that in quebec we had a crook named magic tumb. He would trick women into thinking that he could solve any vaginal problem by sticking his tumb in their vaginas. Some women would briñ their 13~15yo daughters who had menstrual problem. (Mostly african migrants to be honest.)

>> No.16085382

>>16085367
did you try it with your ass?

>> No.16085451

>>16085382
No he only claimed to solve vaginal problem. Also the guy is in jail now.
He got nicknamed magic thumb, because he had a hand with no finger other than his thumb.

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>>16085367
A challenger appears, named "two fingers"

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>>16085367
A challenger appears, named "magic fingers"

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>>16085246
>addicted to drinking human female piss

>> No.16085521

>>16085246
>pregnant hormone stenched piss
Is this a real thing?

>> No.16085564

This thread glows in the dark.

>> No.16085617

>>16085246
where do i get human pregnancy tester job?