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ok here's the crypto clear pill. Craig Wright is unironically a time traveller larping as Satoshi. Truth is, in his future timeline they never discovered who Satoshi originally was. But the AI that lived in the blockchain evolved to the point of singularity by late 2020. It discovered time travel by 2025, and only the largest miners were able to afford the required amount of transactions to power the needed on-chain calculations. But Craig Wright you see, was the greatest con man the world had ever seen. He was able to con his way into leading a team of developers that worked for one of the largest BitCoin miners by 2028. He was determined to use the power of time travel to go back in time and invent BitCoin himself, becoming Satoshi as he'd always dreamed of. He hacked his way into the pool's cold storage wallet and unleashed his shotgun script that opened up millions of payment channels to every miner on the small world network, maxing out their calculating capacity as global commerce ground to a halt. When the portal opened and he stepped inside, he forked reality and launched a new event chain, placing himself in the year 2008, in a small farm in rural Australia. He opened up MS Word, and began to type. The words flowing like water from his autistic photographic memory of that paper he studied so many times.

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>>16075999
>Bitcoin: A Peer to Peer Electronic Cash System

>> No.16076029

>>16075999
I would watch this movie. Please continue

>> No.16076107

>>16075999
Samsom Mow is he really buying Bitcoin SV with his crypto buddies because he knows Craig Wright is Satoshi?
>Big if true!

>> No.16076224

can confirm. i am a time traveller, proof here >>16075931

>> No.16076267

>>16075999
>999
What's going on with all those trips in BSV posts lately?

>> No.16076792

>>16075999
>mfw digits

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>>16076267

>> No.16077193

>>16075999
Do you understand that if time travel was possible, places like these would be raided by "travelers" every single minute.
You would be sick of them, coming here and telling future things, making fucking generals and shit.
If time travel will be ever possible, we would know that by now, people are scums and born trolls, they would tell you that every single day.
Time travel is not possible, m8, stop pretending.

>> No.16077262 [DELETED] 

>>16077193
It is true. Check my ID

>> No.16077282

>>16077193
It is true. Check my ID Kt9eqmfH

>> No.16077568

>>16077282
I can time travel too, check my id

>> No.16077600

>>16077193
wow, you must be fun at parties

>> No.16077615

>>16075999
I'm with you on some of this. I noticed the timeline changed recently in Oct 2019 right around when I discovered the AI living on BSV.