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*ahem*

*schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop*

>> No.16069723
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>>16069689
tfw, i had plenty of hot milf teachers hit on me, but i was too stupid and naive to do anything about it.

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>>16069723
>wanting used goods that have been artificially inflated in the market

>> No.16069763

>>16069741
Yeah, iam thinking kek.

>> No.16069764
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>>16069741
well as a teenager, you don't think about those things.

>> No.16069797

>>16069689
straight shotacon is the purest fetish

>> No.16070035

>>16069723
fucking same.
were you also somewhat short but very cute?

>> No.16070086 [DELETED] 
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>>16070035
i was short my freshman year of hs, and then i grew alot, and this one teacher, would always make it a point to tell me how "big and tall" i was getting, and she was always trying to invite me to her office after class cause she was concerned for my grades, even though i was making good grades.

>> No.16070498

>>16069689
Based and navel pilled

>> No.16070528

I was molested by a fat old Jewish hag when I was 12 years old. She jerked me off and called me a good boy when I came. I killed her cats and was going to kill her too but I got arrested and sent to juvenile hall. Nobody believed me.

I can't even off her now since it would be too suspicious.

>> No.16070547

>>16070528
Sounds like she just did you a favor?

>> No.16070553
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>>16070528
fake and gay

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>>16070553
kek, i can recognize ben's sister anywhere

>> No.16071123

>>16069689
biz threads are getting better
rally soon

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*ahem*

*sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff*

>> No.16072216

>>16069689
i want to kiss belly

>> No.16072461

Hey there guys,

I wish I could tell you everything I know but I can’t because you would never believe me.

So I shall just leave you with this:

Tomorrow is going to be the happiest day of your life. The 30th of October is going to be a day that your children’s children will celebrate as the day their grandfather liberated them from financial slavery.

Turn on your Twitter alerts and take a Valium because you’re going to need one to remain calm.

Good god I’m excited for you guys.

>> No.16072551

>>16072461
Are you trying to net you a nufag? Have your (you)