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I want to keep a pet so I can blend in better with my normie co-workers. What should I get?

>> No.16037823

>>16037803
fuck that pic is HOT

>> No.16037978

Shrimp farms are a thing..

>> No.16038650

>>16037803
Get a rabbit.

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16038655

>>16037823

>> No.16038752

>>16037803
>normie co-workers
if you want to fit in with society around you, get a pitbull. make sure you get it from a shelter in the hood so its got proper psycho genes. call it something incongruous with its homicidal nature like 'daisy'. start every conversation about pets in the lunchroom about how pits are slandered against and yours would never hurt a fly (just lie about the times you saw it kill small animals).