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So I've found that my son comes to this site alot so you guys must be his online friends right? Hes nearly 30 and hasn't accomplished anything and I'm trying to get him to move out of the house or pay rent so he might grow up and find a nice girl. Even tried to set him up with a job at the oil field with his uncle where he could make good money but he just babbles about robots or something. Im really worried about him he keeps offering to pay me in this imaginary money from this online videogame. Zelda I think because he keeps talking about Link. I took away his xbox so he might wake up to the real world but he just keeps throwing fits. I just want him to move out so I can move my boyfriend Tyrone in and start the second half of my life. What should I do???

>> No.16019180

tits or gtfo

>> No.16019181

>>16019170
If you send him to the oil field he will probably do gay stuff to make ends meet

>> No.16019182

>>16019170
Kek nice work

>> No.16019183

>>16019170
>What should I do???
Have sex

>> No.16019188

>>16019180
OP never claimed to be female

>> No.16019201

You’re son loves you very much lady. We’re all familiar with him... go give him a hug.

>> No.16019209

Punish him and send me his Linkies. Thatll show that good fur nothin

>> No.16019216

>>16019170
Burn his USB stick, it call something like ledger

>> No.16019233

>>16019170
Listen, your son wouldn't want me telling you this but he really thinks of Tyrone as a role model. You didn't hear it from me.

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>>16019170
Take the Link, but charge twice as much for risk management.

>> No.16019274

Move Tyrone in anyway and get blacked every night obnoxiously. Have Tyrone’s friends gang bang you as well. Let them hang around and eat his favorite Mac n cheese bowls. That should do it.

>> No.16019406

>>16019188
Ho shit, you are right
But it's still a larp

>> No.16019443

Lol I've been slowly paying my parents back for small purchases in LINK since it got on coinbase. They're up about 50% up now since I traded them a lot at the bottom. I hope theyve checked it and feel good I made a good call for them.

>> No.16019450

>>16019188
Look at the pic

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16019468

Oh Karen if you only knew.

>> No.16019660

>>16019170
Does he ever talk about something called Chainlink or LINK?

>> No.16020028

North Dakota is better.

>> No.16020251

>>16019188
its very clearly a female LARP by a male anon

>> No.16020354

>>16019170
Kek, part 2 to that copypasta. I giggled

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>>16019170
>>BUY LINK
>>ORACLES
>>TECHNOLOGY
>>BLOCKCHAIN
>>ERC20 SHIT TOKEN
>>BUY CHAINLINK
>>SIRGAY IS WELL SPOKEN AND A GENIUS AND CREATED BITCOIN
>>WE ARE NOT A CULT
>>BELIEVE IN VAGUE UNDERSTANDINGS
>>A BLOGPOST MADE US PUMP
>>SIBOS, NEXT EVENT, NEXT MONTH, $10, $100, $1000, $10000, $100000, ETC, ETC
>>INSIDER THREAD, BELIEVE ME, NOT PAID BY CHAINLINK TO PROMOTE, BELIEVE ME
>>CHAINLINNK NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION FROM SEC
>>DEVS ARE DUMPING, NO THEY'RE ACTUALLY GIVING IT TO START-UPS
>>IT WILL CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE MAN, ALL IN
>>GET YOUR ENTIRE FINANCIAL FUTURE ON THIS, COME ON MAN
>>COME ON THIS TITANIC WITH USSSS, REEEE, WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING OUR BAGGGSSSS!

>> No.16020902

>>16019170
how much LINK did he offer you a month?

>> No.16021552

Subtle Link shilling I see.