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triples full house edition

>> No.15988492
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Second for pits and shoulders

>> No.15988543
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>>15988444
Nice doubles and trips

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1st for
NIGGERS!!

Don't get too kampfy doggo remember,never relax

>> No.15988632

Update on leaf election: Liberal minority government projected now. Polls are closed. Minority government in Canada means the ruling party is vulnerable to a vote of non-confidence. In the event of a vote of non-confidence, another election is automatically triggered. This can happen at any time. It also means the libs will have more difficulty pushing through policy without bipartisan support.

What does it mean for the markets? Meh. Neutral. I don't expect the TSX to move any differently than the S&P tomorrow.

>> No.15988638

>>15988444
comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>> No.15988652
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>>15988638
Suit yourself.

>> No.15988672

>>15988632
So, black face Justin won?

>> No.15988679

>>15988672
yip

>> No.15988770
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https://stocktwits.com/symbol/REFR

Hope ya'll bought the bottom

>> No.15988837

>>15988770
What the fuck... what’s it even pumping off of?

How about those March 2020 $5 calls?

>> No.15988884

>>15988444
My dog passed away today :(

>> No.15988892

>>15988884
bummer :(

>> No.15988921

>>15988672

Ah, but "Justin Trudeau" is just another layer of the infinite onion that is the man

>> No.15988931

>>15988884

I'm sorry bro, dogs are amazing and it sucks to lose your friend like that.

>> No.15989105

>>15988770
What's the dl here? Good contracts?

>> No.15989141
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Tell me about that time you bought some bonds.

>> No.15989154
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15989154

Holy shit I LOOOVE how fucked this WeWork ceo is getting. Too bad for MasaSan, but I hate these charismatic bullshit artists talking their way into millions and billions. Fuck that guy.

>>15988672
Kekkity kekkies. He’s such a fucking doofus.

If I embraced a certain narrative, it would be easy to see Trudeau and Trump as proof that all you have to do to win at life in North America is be born wealthy and good looking.

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>>15989141
I have never bought them. Boomers tell a tale of the glory of bonds but I do not listen.

>> No.15989404

>>15989398
>boomers
>saving and investing
Now that’s a tall tale

>> No.15989597
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Real NEET hours. Anyone watch the patriots game? The Jets quarterback looked shook.

>> No.15989615

>>15989597
You say you that nigga but nobody don’t believe that.

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>> No.15989752

Goodnight smg
Lend LMT your strength. If he can’t pull a nice fat beat and raise tomorrow, my bookies will be pretty displeased with me.

>> No.15989769

>>15989597
ya I bet the patriots -10

>> No.15989773

Not trying to be a cocksucker ( it's hard though) but can someone tell me if AGRX will go up and why it will or will not?

>> No.15989896
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>futures give up all early gains
Let me play for you the song of my people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE0wfjsybIQ

>> No.15989907

>>15989773
Muh TA says yes. Yes it should. Muh TA also says you should take profit when it does because it won't last long either. Say $1.50 price target, about there or thereabouts. But maybe take half profit at 1.40 to be on the safe side.

>> No.15989916

>>15989773
but also, since it's a bioshit, you can throw muh TA directly in the trash if they miss earnings big enough or have a snag in their clinical trials or whatever it is they're working on or they do a private placement to raise cash (IMMEDIATELY sell if a bioshit says it's doing dilutive cash raises like this).

>> No.15989926

>>15989896
>his newer project has the golden crab
Also the crabs get guns.

>>15989907
What’s your TA say about my Nintendies? I forgot about that 10% sales tax increase coming to Japan very soon, and I suspect that might be hurting it, and could hurt it even more. I shoulda take profits instead of buying all the way back here.

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>>15989926

>> No.15989964

>>15989933
Oh! Shit.

>>15989926
>Nintendies
Muh TA says there was a short entry about four weeks ago (September 26th short signal) and that bearish trend is still well intact. Outlook not so good. Bear in mind, muh TA has no power to predict the length of trends, only indicates that one is forming or ending. When/where it stops and buy signal happens I can no say.

>> No.15990025

>>15989964
That’s not GREAT news. Thanks for reading the tealeaves.

>> No.15990155
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>>15990025
Is finger bones. And the feather of a stork.

>> No.15990949

ded thred

>> No.15990954

>>15990949
>markets closed
>early in the morning
>lol thred is ded
ok

>> No.15991109

Anyone playing tomorrow's earnings?
Caterpillar
Graco
Capital One
Ford
O'Riley
ATT
NASDAQ Inc.
Anthem
Daimler
TD Ameritrade
Logitech
Polaris
Sleep number
Stock yards
Tupperware

>> No.15991205

>>15990954
damn dude I was just bumping calm your ass down

>> No.15991218
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>>15988672
fucking canada kek

>> No.15991238

>>15988884
shit anon, im sorry

>>15989141
bonds are for faggots

>>15989154
Son is just a gambler, he has no clue what he is doing

>> No.15991264

What am I supposed to do with my compost bucket in the winter time? It smells too foul to keep indoors

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HOLY SHIT! We might actually get some MCD cheapies! Currently down 3.5%, imagine if we get to 190... hnnng

>> No.15991335

>>15991264
just dump your compost outside???
I'm confused, can you describe your problem?

>> No.15991417

>>15991278
MCD and LMT dumping... wild

>> No.15991456

Reminder: MSFT reports earnings tomorrow after market close.

>> No.15991457

>>15988884
notmyheckingoodboi.jpg

>> No.15991461

>>15988672
holy shit no way

>city of Canada

Well enjoy your 75% carbon tax and forced transgender reassignment surgeries, lel

>> No.15991576

>>15988884
F

>> No.15991590

Tuesday. The Day of Reckoning

>> No.15991609

>>15991417
Bloomberg says big earnings expected for MCD, why dump?

>> No.15991613

>>15991609
Because the earnings missed hard on every level.

>> No.15991616

REFR up 5% premarket. Is this it? Can I finally get out with a small profit?

>> No.15991617

>>15991609
They already reported you dingus

>> No.15991630

>>15991613
>>15991617
Sorry, I missed that. Not involved with MCD lol

>> No.15991654

when is this shit going to crash holy shit I'm all cash and dying here

>> No.15991673
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>>15991654
all time highs soon baby
plus I'm getting paid fatty yields even if we crab ;^)

>> No.15991681

>>15991654
let it keep crabbing, as long as divvys pay out we all still win

>> No.15991701

>>15991654
You've got awhile.
>>15991681
The Chad stagflation strategy.

>> No.15991711

>>15989752
Lmt is doing me dirty

>> No.15991743

>Verizon giving people 1 year of Disney+ for free

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.15991761
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>>15991654
>>15991673
Unironically I think this is true. Brexit and trade war will likely be kicked out to 2020. Meanwhile holiday season (muh consumer strength), rate cuts, QE4 will allow zombie banks to limp along a bit further, and send stocks to new ATH.

What comes after will be ugly though. Watch how the bullish sentiment grows stronger. Once MSM starts berating people for even suggesting recession, that's when you know it's near peak. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBJUNPCeJAg

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Disney Calls Printed, i'm on an 11 day win streak

>> No.15991816

yo what the fuck

>> No.15991851

>>15991816
Imagine looking to the media for truth

>> No.15991856

>>15991761
just keep track of manufacturing and shipping. when shipments start slowing down that's when it'll begin

>> No.15991962

Well I hope you're all enjoying these highs. Everybody is about to remember at the same time that we never got a trade deal.

>> No.15991978
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How do I stop my dad from trading options with my college money?

>> No.15991988

>>15991978
please tell me this is fake

>> No.15991990

>>15991978
You don't. You just get out of the way.

>> No.15992026

>>15991962
Trump said trade deals looking good, set for November

>> No.15992075

>>15992026
>Trump said

>> No.15992092

>>15991988
it's off wallstreetbets

>> No.15992093

>>15992075
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-10-21/trump-says-china-signals-trade-talks-on-target-for-november-deal

>> No.15992098
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I have no idea what the fuck you all are talking about, just tell me what to fucking do to get rich fast
FUCK
I don't want to work anymore
FUCK

>> No.15992138

>>15992093
Trump says a lot of things

>> No.15992152

>>15992098
1) how old are you
2) how much disposable income are you willing to risk losing

>> No.15992168

>>15992093
Literally just a repeat of this year and last year though, but hey.. as long as my long positions keeps pumping

>> No.15992190

>>15992152
>36
> I don't know, 5k maybe?

>> No.15992195

>>15992098
Easy.
You only need 2 tenbagger in a row

>> No.15992198

>>15992152
+ I have a house to pay and just started a small business (cafe)

>> No.15992214

Shout out to whoever sold their LMT calls for a 95% loss at open.

>> No.15992222

>>15992198
Getting rich is ezpz bro, just find the 100-1000x for the day before everyone else, go all in before anyone else, and then sell the top.
I recommend random biotechs and fumbling with options while larping as Jordan Belfort.
Also do everything baggie says, he regularly pulls in multiple hundred percent returns so you can't go wrong

>> No.15992238

>>15992222

Quads confirm, you're going to be a billionaire soon.

>> No.15992239

>>15992198
bust your ass to get rid of debt that isnt your mortgage, grow your business.
most people dont understand how much wealth is being sucked out of them by credit cards and other consumer debt. also put 10% of your earning into savings or investments before paying anyone else.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.15992311

>>15992098
Listen to this guy, >>15992222 he's right, just be psychic bro.

>> No.15992338

>>15992098
Save up money and learn to trade
It’s what I’m doing so I can escape wagie life

>> No.15992373

>>15992338
How much money do you need to trade?

>> No.15992382

>>15992373
you can start with $100 but only trade with what you are 100% willing and able to lose entirely

>> No.15992396

>>15992382
I only trade what I'm willing to lose, but I wonder what I would need to do it for a living.

>> No.15992409

>>15992396
over 25k so you can qualify as a daytrader

>> No.15992528

is it me or is today....boring?

>> No.15992548

>>15992396
Realistically an account size of 50k or more. Preferably more. Good news is you can trade and save to help you get there.

>> No.15992625

>>15992382
What the fuck are you suppose to do with $100? Kek'd.
Imagine getting stopped out like 3 times and finally getting a fill, which ends up 4x your current position worth... and it's like $8, whew.

>> No.15992635

>>15992528
Way better than yesterday

>> No.15992637

>>15992625
I was able to turn $100 to a little under $900 fucking with options on RH

Of course, now I'm down to $546...

>> No.15992652

>>15992637
You people 99.9% of the times ends up in the negative though, I'm talking about actual trading here. Not option gambling

>> No.15992663

>>15991456
based MSFT

>> No.15992685

>>15992652
I only for lack of a better word dabble in options. But yes it is absolutely gambling and I view RH as a "play money" project accordingly. I tend towards buy and hold with a preference for divvies. But I do dabble in day trading on rare occasion, I lack the time to properly devote to watching the charts to do it much.

IMO day trading as a job/lifestyle looks like, well....work to me. All that research and watching charts; not for me.

>> No.15992744

if the september housing numbers came in below expectered doesn't that mean we're going to have another housing bubble and financial crisis like when that black guy was president?

>> No.15992758

>>15991456
Earnings going to be good or bad?

>> No.15992768

Does anyone else have an emergency fund? How much is too much?

>> No.15992779

>>15992768
Beyond 3 months expenses is probably excess.

>> No.15992791

>>15992744
The problem was unsecured mortgage debt, not home sales...

>> No.15992803

Ahhh GME ahhhhhh yahh

>> No.15992814

>>15992779
aight, I'm at 4 months (maybe 5 if I go super frugal). I'll start putting that money into some bond etfs now.

>> No.15992834
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>>15992685
Do you honestly think traders just sits there looking at charts all day, every day? You find the company you like (or index, I love trading the NQ for example) and you trade patterns/levels. When you're finally in a position you have your stop loss ready and let it run.
This is for example my current trade that is happening right now, higher red line is my entry and the lower red line is my current stop loss. If the SL hits I make money or if price keeps dropping I make even more money, I can just play games now if I want to. You trade levels because you believe they will make price bounce the other way, so place your orders for the day and move your stop loss if price bounces.. that's literally all you do.

I think you watched too many movies or something

>> No.15992835

>>15992744
That's not what happened baggie

>> No.15992919

>>15992835
doesn't matter once ((they)) figure out that impeaching trump isn't working, ((they))'re going to crash the market as an insurance policy to insure a cory booker win in 2020.

>> No.15992934

>>15992919
Based wall-eyed retardacus

>> No.15992948

>>15992834
>Do you honestly think traders just sits there looking at charts all day, every day?
Yes.That is actually exactly what I thought.
>I think you watched too many movies or something

No, not really.

>> No.15992982

>>15991417
>>15991609
glad I got out a few weeks ago.
Not even KO did great after reports, even if they were very positive. It mooned for a day and went back to pre-report level the next day.

>> No.15992984

>>15992919
>booker
L m a o

>> No.15992998

>>15991417
At ath, the odds of going high are low compared to crabbing. Might as well jump ship to capture the year gain.

>> No.15993000

>>15992919
fuck off glownigger
>>15992744
Oh jesus you're actually retarded... my condolences

>> No.15993008

>>15992919
>cory booker win in 2020.
Is running for VP. Kamala is running for AG.

>> No.15993015

LCI busting through those bollinger bands. Coming back to 12.30 resistance. Will it break through?

>> No.15993021

>>15992919
You had me till booker..
They will probably just kill trump and pence or try. That seems like the easiest and most acceptable to the public. But i dont see how they could not have trump 2020 and avoid civil war. They could outright fix the election but i dont think that is possible now, they failed before when they had WAY more power

>> No.15993053

>GME
Missed the second round up after I sold.

>> No.15993119

Hey, TA bros, take a look at the 5 minute LCI chart for yesterday and today, you seeing a cup and handle forming or is that just me?

>> No.15993128

>BOEING OUTLOOK REVISED TO NEGATIVE FROM STABLE BY S&P

Short this shit before they report earnings

>> No.15993162

>>15993015
Is now a good time to buy?

>> No.15993170

>>15993162
Just make sure your lipstick looks good before you get fucked.

>> No.15993180

>>15993162
Idk, looks like it isn't breaking through the resistant at 11.93. If it smashes through, I'm buying back in.

>> No.15993189

>>15992998
On which?

I’m actually now down about $6 in LMT, gave back a lot of gains. MCD looking like a good buy at 201.5 though. You think they’re sells?

>> No.15993202

>>15993189
More lmt. Not as familiar with mcd

>> No.15993222

>>15993162
LCI to $60

>> No.15993223

>>15992791
>>15992744
We already have a housing bubble. Bubbles pop. That's what they do.

>> No.15993228
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Del Taco crashed, Im buying
Jnj hit target, sold

>> No.15993233

Should I get some TUR puts in anticipation of Steven Merchant putting on some of them maximum pressure sanctions?

>> No.15993242

>>15993222
Trips of truth

>> No.15993268

>>15993223
Housing bubble? How so and where?

>> No.15993282

>>15993268
Homes being used more and more as an investment vehicle, with the chinese playing a significant part. It's worse in Canada. JP Morgan & Chase pulled out of their consumer credit market.

>> No.15993304

>>15989141
About half my emergency fund is in munis

>> No.15993305

FUCKING DUMP YOU RETARDED MARKET REEEEEEEEEE

>> No.15993338

>>15993305
but y tho
y wud it wan 2 dump

>> No.15993355

>>15993338
I literally just stare at the chart every day and say, "CRASH."

>> No.15993366

>>15993355
but y tho
y not stair n say "FRIES"

>> No.15993378

>>15993304
what're you getting, 0.3%?

>> No.15993405

>>15993268
National record high housing prices is a bubble.

>> No.15993452
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Anyone here gonna play the BA earnings?

>> No.15993463

>>15993405
Not necessarily. Fed interest rates are record low and housing is more affordable. Thanks to the immigration flood, there is also a growing populus to buy. The whole market is a bubbke if we are taking record highs to be the indicator.

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>>15993228
Type A play?
The slope looks too big for it to have fallen a full sement. Is it just faith in the TACO? ER sounded like their hip new veggie tacos weren’t a big driver of business, because they mostly appeal to customers seeking low-cost qsr. They talked about the barbell, but I think they’re pretty heavily weighted to the cheap end.

MCD is on sale...

>> No.15993478

>>15993452
Beat and raise guidance, with the growing number of climate change summits there is growing demand for private jets to attend these conferences.

>> No.15993499

Bros, why does Schwab say LCI has a .05 quarterly dividend?

>> No.15993500
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Just stopping to say hi.
Also buy QYLD.

>> No.15993535

>>15993500
Bought 100 shares at 21.50. Waiting for a another drop to buy more

>> No.15993569

>>15993535
Also waiting for a drop

>>15993500
Not sure why I should keep buying QYLD now that Schwab lets me buy KNG for free... also qqqx and vig

>> No.15993579

>the calls I flipped are now ITM
God damn.

>the calls I held are now worthless
Lol I suck

>> No.15993607

>>15993469
It is BB.A @ 1 full segment. its wonky though because the chart only goes to 2015

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>>15993569
>Not sure why I should keep buying QYLD now that Schwab lets me buy KNG for free... also qqqx and vig
higher dividend and capital appreciation yield. kng and qqqx pale in comparison to qyld, with the former also only paying quarterly. there's really no reason not to buy qyld over anything unless you can write the calls on stock yourself. exdiv is tomorrow btw.

>> No.15993691

>muh ATBPF buy went through

Finafuckinglly

>> No.15993730

I mean this is an great time to buy. I was watching President Trump's interview with Sean Hannity last night and he said the market is going to hit another all time high soon. I mean that's pretty bullish.

>> No.15993759

>>15993730
Then he’ll short everything and call xi pooh-bear

>> No.15993760

>>15989154
Are you kidding me? I work for WeWork. The CEO walked away with billions. The folks on the ground, running the co are the ones that are fucked

>> No.15993764

Test

>> No.15993786

>>15993760
What do you guys actually do anyway? Rent noisy cubicles?

>> No.15993816
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>>15993759
Goddammit
why do you shills come to this dark corner of the site anyways? Fuck off back to pol and fail at subversion over there

>> No.15993817

>>15993786
they worked

>> No.15993880

>>15993816
Lighten up wang, it’s a joke.

>> No.15993892

>>15993730
He would have to shill on Twitter that "trade deal is close, China very happy, good talks" for at least a week, 2 times a day for that to happen.
Algos will push the market higher and traders will join in to make money. Easy peasy

>> No.15993913

>>15993880
Had a good amount of truth to it. Stock market is trump’s limit breaker.

Soon though he’s going to use his buster sword on EU autos I suspect.

>> No.15993931

>>15993913
>EU autos

I'm skeptical of him fucking up the markets that much as we approach the elections, but I wouldn't put it past him

>> No.15993970
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>>15988770

BUY

>> No.15993983

>>15993786
Basically, I'm in tech so don't care honestly

>> No.15994070

>>15993760
750 million was what it sounded like he swindled out of the company, but that was from last night's news. Today it sounds like SoftBank is going to give him even more.

Still, it's nothing compared to what he would've gotten if he'd have played it straight and got it to IPO at that wild valuation.

>>15993983
kek sounds comfy as fuck
I wish I were in that racket

>> No.15994094

Play snap earnings?

>> No.15994206
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15994206

>401k has a 20% return YTD
>Robinhood has a -16% return

I'm never gonna make it

>> No.15994214

>>15993649
qyld writes calls on the index, not individual stocks

>> No.15994249

>>15993378
around 2.5% in interest and 2-3% in price appreciation on average

>> No.15994254

what's a good accounting degree? is it worth it?

>> No.15994281

>>15993691
Congratulations Anon. Now you play the patience game and wait for 4 years and 10 months like me and we will make a SHITLOAD of money.

>> No.15994296
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15994296

TMF gang niggas
400% gains in the next 3 years guaranteed

>> No.15994309

>>15994249
>He doesn't have a 6% yield portfolio paying out weekly.

Never gonna make it

>> No.15994334

>>15994249
Not bad given the situation with interest rates, grats.

>>15994281
Not my first bag of this but yeah I'm a patient man. Why specifically ~5 years though?

>> No.15994347
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>>15994206
>tfw 26.67% YTD

>> No.15994415
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15994415

>sold MO & UNH for much much cheaper

>> No.15994420

>>15994309
I've got CEF port paying nearly weekly at a shade under 7% yield and a divy growth port paying twice weekly.

>> No.15994426

>>15991456
TSLA reporting earnings tomorrow after market close.

Earnings will show okayish numbers because of autopilot v10 release and them realizing revenue from it. Stock will shit anyways.

>> No.15994427

anybody longing oil into tomorrow? surely the price has to start going back up/

>> No.15994436

>>15994334
Based on where they are in the process for ATB-346 they are about 3-4 years from FDA approval and after that you wanna wait like a year for sales numbers to come in

>> No.15994469

>>15994436
thats fine. A new and improved NSAID should perform very, very well.

>> No.15994472

>>15994469
Exactly my thought. That's why I own so much of it.

>> No.15994475
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15994475

>>15991456
Here's the earnings for the week btw, for anyone looking to play some

>> No.15994502

>>15991109
Ford will moon Polaris will torpedo

>> No.15994524

>>15994475
I bought a snap chat call. Surely this shit is going to moon on >expected earnings.

>> No.15994527

>>15994254
One of the only non meme degrees in business schools. Downside is you have to be an accountant

>> No.15994545

>>15994254

It's a solid degree with good job prospects, but being an accountant is super boring to most people.

>> No.15994589

how long is PETS going to squeeze for holy shit

>> No.15994646

>>15994589
Until hemorrhoids

>> No.15994651

>>15994420
Those CEFs burn the hardest in a downturn tho

>> No.15994697

>>15994646
lol

>> No.15994768
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15994768

HOLY SHIT! IM A REMAINER NAOW!
Brexit news tanking the markets and I'm short on the NQ

>> No.15994864

Snap Chat is the next amazon.com of social media.

>> No.15994902

>>15994545
why so? i don't understand why people find accounting to be so boring. i haven't found out yet

>> No.15994903

>>15994864
so it will hemorrhage money forever?

>> No.15994910

>It begins: BOEING'S MCALLISTER TO LEAVE COMPANY: NYT

Earnings about to be TERRIBLE

>> No.15994932

>>15994910
Stock's going to nose dive, isn't it?

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>>15994910
oh lawdy brace for (737 max) impact

>> No.15994953
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>>15994932

>> No.15994960

>>15994903
no after Bernie and Warren tag team kike book over their greed and corruption we're going to be the only thing left in town.

>> No.15994970
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15994970

Sir! WE CANT STOP THE BLEEDING!!

You may want to notify the families...

>> No.15994972

>>15994960
too lazy to check, does FB own snapchat? I remember they bought a shitload of companies like that not too long ago.

>> No.15994985

>>15994972
No. They own Instagram.

>> No.15995009

>>15994985
Yeah that was it then, I can't tell them apart.

t. 37 yo Boomer who doesn't use social media

>> No.15995020

can i just buy SSO and QLD and be 2x leveraged and hold forever and make it?

or do i have to buy boomer ass 1x leveraged SPY too

>> No.15995048

I'm not the only one seeing a cup and handle on LCI right now right?

>> No.15995083
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15995083

>>15995048
pic related

>> No.15995095
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15995095

Also the daily bollinger makes the dino pattern. What does it meme?

>> No.15995153

God damn it im so sick of losing money

>> No.15995164
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>>15995095

>> No.15995170

>>15995153
so stop doing that.

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15995200

GME building up nicely

>> No.15995212

Who's ready to see that +20% on SNAP during White's Only Trading Hours?

>> No.15995220

>>15995153
making money is definitely a better strategy

>> No.15995223

>>15995170
I can’t pull a comfy and exit my positions right now. I JUST CANT.

Buying some mrk calls to sell into earnings. This dump is fake and gay.

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15995226

>>15995048
>>15995083
CUP AND HANDLE ON THE FIVE MINUTE?! WHEW THIS MEANS STUFF
Imagine thinking patterns matters on a fucking 5 minute chart, jeez..

>> No.15995234

>>15995200
SO so nicely... I wish I bought back in.

>> No.15995246

>>15995226
Well TA has consistently made me money today at least.

>> No.15995315

>>15995246
Enjoy it while it lasts. Everyone and their mother knows people with the cash uses 4h to an extent, daily, weekly and monthly levels.
I don't really believe you're actively trading shit like LCI though, that would be next level stupid

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15995325

SHE COONT TAK MASH MORRR
CAPN.

>> No.15995339

>>15995226
For TA to work out on the higher time frames it has to work out on the lower ones first. It's a recursive pattern

>> No.15995357

am close short now @_@
no drop fast as like

>> No.15995382

What the fuck was actually $ULTA's problem?
It had such a nice round bottom and then it simply went to shit

>> No.15995389
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15995389

BUY CMG HURRY
Chipotle should do well on their report

>> No.15995391

Why is M*crosoft tanking. Please tell me it hits 140$ tomorrow.

>> No.15995395

>>15995315
Yeah.. people should just hold LCI.. they shouldn't trade it..

>> No.15995399

Lets Go SNAP CHAT. I wanna see this shit trading at $20 in 20 minutes.

>> No.15995403

>>15994864
Why do you only buy junk companies that will go to 0?

>> No.15995412

>>15995403
E-thots is big business. This is the easiest way to profit off it if you've got a dick newfag.

>> No.15995426

>>15995315
>making money is next level stupid
ok

>> No.15995427

>>15995412
thoughts on CMG?

>> No.15995434
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CMG

>> No.15995444

>>15995412
I think e-traps are a thing too

>> No.15995450
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15995450

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
thanks Netflix!

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>>15995444
You bet they are.

>> No.15995459

>>15995427
I've never even seen a CMG. So I mean that can't be good right?

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MCD’s BELOW $200
NOT A DRILL

ima take a nibble.

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15995465

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.85%, finally solid gween day. We had whipped cream at work today and I just slonked the nitrous from the empty can when nobody was looking kekkies. Was verry sorry to see the news about taco (and tootser too while we're at it), what's to be done about the del?

>> No.15995476

>>15995412
So why will they goto Snap over Instagram? For full blown e-thoting there are other platforms anyways

>> No.15995480

>>15995465
>up 1.85%
me too...

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>>15995465

>> No.15995491

Reminder Day Trading/Swing Trading is the only way to make consistent money trading options on the stock market.

>> No.15995493

>>15995476
because they can charge a premium for the nudes faggot.

>> No.15995497

>>15995465
up 5.4% on RH, up a cool 0.02% on my real bag, can't complain.

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>>15995491

>> No.15995510
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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>>15995465
got a green day despite taco crashing, its a miracle
All thanks to the dogs of the Dow. Thanks dogs of the dow, youre the best dogs of the dow

>> No.15995523

Just tested RH withdrawals to see how fast they are and it took 1 day. Not bad.

>> No.15995527

>>15995491
That's not true,spreads are good as well and allow you to collect up front

>> No.15995529

>>15995493
Ehh.. that's such a small part of the users I imagine

>> No.15995536

>>15995465
It’s shit. I sold geo way too low, bought LMT way too high.

Also regret ever selling Apple, UNH, AMTD.

>> No.15995545

>>15995459
That just means more room for growth in my mind. They're very successful as it is.

>> No.15995558

Kek snap is going down.

>> No.15995560
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CMG is shooting up!

>> No.15995569
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15995569

>>15995465
Sorry, but I have to brag. Called my short today from 7941 here on /smg/ >>15992834 and I made a good amount today. 110+ point NQ trade, ez

>> No.15995577

>>15995527
The only problem with spreads is that the chances of you winning is already priced into the option.

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15995591

>>15995465
These are my US assets. I have 35k in Indian stocks, which gave about 2% gains today so net-net a small green

>> No.15995608

Soxl got fucking justed what happened ah

>> No.15995609

>>15995569
Congrats anon. How long were you holding those options for?

>> No.15995623

NOOO SNAP CHAT!!!!!!

>> No.15995632

>>15995577
Yes and you can use those probabilities to your advantage, everything is gambling but spreads are a little softer on your losses.

Or I'll use them when I'm unsure.
Digits say SPY 295 end of week

>> No.15995633

FUCK
I want out of MTUM, and it just won’t rally.

PG should be powering it higher, but instead it got crushed by V and MA. Anyone even know why visa and MasterCard got hit so hard? I haven’t heard anything. Maybe I should be getting back into MA instead of buying MCD.

>> No.15995636

>>15995609
Check the pic in the post I linked to, it was a short position from today

>> No.15995642

>that dump
Lmao what happened

>> No.15995650

>>15995632
Yea i use them on about 10% of my portfolio

also digits say its actually 291 by end of the week

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>>15995633
>Lower interest rates
>Gold pumping
>Fed infinite printing
>Fears of slowdowns
>Incremental shift in the nigger to white ratio in america

You really think the Jews arnt pulling all thier cash right now?

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>>15995623
>NOOO SNAP CHAT!!!!!!

>> No.15995671

>>15995636
Oh I see. So you only held it for the day. When was the expiration date for the contract? I've heard that you have to be careful of how the Delta calculates the price as it gets closer to the expiration date, is that correct? Or is it souly based on bidding price?
Thanks for sharing.

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15995680

I'm going to sleep lads. I'm a wagie and have to get up in 5.5 hours

Have a comfy evening

>> No.15995689

>>15995661
But they beat! THIS IS BULL SHIT!!!!! THIS IS BECAUSE ((THEY)) KNEW I BOUGHT THE $12 call.

>> No.15995694

>>15995654
I don’t think anything you’re saying about reflects the thoughts of the big money institutional investors.

I’m kind of shocked to say it, but I’m getting tired of wojak. The basedjak spamming is so stupid. I think the coomposters are right to finally kill him off.

>> No.15995699

>>15995671
That's not option trading my dude, it's just a good ol' short position. I have never in my life done option trading

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15995705

Can someone tell me what needs to happen for me to make money? Wtf have I done.

>> No.15995726

>>15995705
hold it

>> No.15995735

>TWLO at $99
Wow... I bought a share at $106 and now I feel retarded.

Fuckit im buying another. I’m low in cash though...

>> No.15995737

>>15995705
Your strike is like what 148?
It's the end of the year dude wtf were you thinking?

>> No.15995739

>>15995705
also you shouldn't have bought the call so far out of the money, when the stock bumps tomorrow sell it.

>> No.15995747

VIX was at 13 today. If you didn't see a dump coming soon then you deserve to lose some shekels.

>> No.15995753

>>15995705
You bought the desperate out of the money call options, and forgot to sell them before it went down.

>> No.15995769

>>15995689
I'm sorry baggie should of joined me on the six flags ride. Snap is dying no one under 20 uses it.

>> No.15995775

>>15995735
AAAAAAHHHHHH WHY DIDNT I JUST CLOSE MY EYES AND BUY LMT THIS MORNING AT $363?!?!?

>> No.15995776

>>15995737
145 and 143 strike.

>> No.15995783

>>15995753
I just have to hope earnings are good and stock pumps a bit? I’m fucked huh

>> No.15995796

>>15994902
industry work isn't like class
class is fun (for some problem hungry autists)
industry sucks unless the people in your group are god tier which it probably won't be at Big 4 or below top 10 at least from my experience at BT TAS

>> No.15995802

>>15995769
We need to get put Snapchat marketing literature inside the Mango Juul pod packs.

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Wow, Hasbro got really hammered totay.

>> No.15995859

We're about to smash the neckline on the NQ, if it breaks the next target is 7660. Uh-oh

>> No.15995966

>>15995776
Then you got vol crushed

No trips either you're fucked bro

>> No.15995974

>>15995816
They're not the toy company with the military contracts

>> No.15996010
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This is how you nigs hold a long put.
I actually had two on Netflix,sold the first from yesterday,near todays bottom l,then opened another around the pump to 270,holding for a couple more days,may sell tomorrow,but it all looks red

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15996030

>>15992190
>>15992198
Oh NONONONO I would literally kill myself if I was in your shoes

>> No.15996071
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15996071

Damn it feels good to be a gangster

>> No.15996106

>>15995974
>military contracts

What?

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15996214

>>15996106
Mattel makes rifles for the military

>> No.15996284

>>15996010
I'm looking to get in on the AM pump. Will pick up a couple short term puts there most likely.

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>>15996010
You've posted this shitty $200 position 10 times in this thread. We get it, you got lucky buying way out of the money puts with your weekly allowance. Now fuck off while we try to make real money retard.

>> No.15996455

How much money do I need in my account to be a serious investor

>> No.15996477

>>15996455
anyone can be a serious investor as long as you stick with continual investment and long term strategies. I think $100K is a good number to reach in an investment account.

>> No.15996547

>>15996349
It's not the same position though I've been flipping it every time retard

>> No.15996606

new

>>15996605
>>15996605
>>15996605

>> No.15997141

>>15995705
You should learn more about options and learn the basic types of spreads before throwing your money away