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Anonymous Mon Oct 21 16:57:03 2019 No.15984955 [Reply] [Original]

I want to sell a grape soda. I will have a mascot called the grapist, and the catch phrase will be "open up kids, I'm gonna GRAPE YOU!"

Will I run into legal trouble with this? I just want to grape some kids and make some money. I'll have a grape whistle that comes with every box so they can call for the grapist

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 16:59:11 2019 No.15984977 >>15984955 Pink id This won’t end well for you OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:03:13 2019 No.15985011 >>15984955 Cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:04:23 2019 No.15985023 >>15984955 >>15984977 >>15985011 Wtf Trips?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:04:25 2019 No.15985026 >>15984955 put me down for 500 units.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:04:41 2019 No.15985027 >>15984955 Could work if you did it in an Asian country that has a sense of humor

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:04:52 2019 No.15985028 This is the most based business idea I have ever read. Suggestive slogans are usually changed by the company because someone points them out.

>>	Pepe face tatts ™ The Nobody ™(...) Mon Oct 21 17:05:56 2019 No.15985042 File: 98 KB, 410x409, 1566927984008.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15984955 grape soda sure is delicious, I don't see what could go wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:06:26 2019 No.15985051 Kids will complain endlessly when the grape whistle doesn't actually bring the grapist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:06:51 2019 No.15985054 >>15984955 Is no one here familiar with WKUK? What the hell? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqgiEQXGetI OP you unoriginal fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:06:59 2019 No.15985055 >>15985023 where do you see trips you fucking blind retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:07:47 2019 No.15985062 >>15985055 3 sets of digits in a row you fucking absolute mong oh and also checked

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:07:55 2019 No.15985063 >>15984955 Why are you stealing ideas from comedy skits made 15 years ago? >ngmi

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:08:04 2019 No.15985064 >>15985055 Checked nice trips

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:08:50 2019 No.15985068 >>15985055 nice trips retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:09:10 2019 No.15985072 >>15985055 CHCECKED TRIPS HOLY SHTI!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:10:10 2019 No.15985084 /biz/ really is the whitest kids u know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:10:59 2019 No.15985093 >>15985062 >>15985064 >>15985068 >>15985072 brb posting this to r/cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:11:56 2019 No.15985099 I want to buy all your stock and the rights to Grape Soda

Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:13:06 2019 No.15985107
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>>15984955
>I want to sell a grape soda. I will have a mascot called the grapist, and the catch phrase will be "open up kids, I'm gonna GRAPE YOU!"
This is fucking outstanding
>you know when you've been graped

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:16:57 2019 No.15985161 >>15985107 >t. teenager

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:20:56 2019 No.15985201 >>15984977 >>15985026 >>15985027 >>15985028 >>15985042 >>15985051 >>15985107 Zoomers detected. Who knew b8 like OP could be this good?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:24:42 2019 No.15985236 >>15985055 Dude you got trips... nice! Also, op did steal this idea, but it would still be hilarious if someone actually invested time and money to get this made and market it to children.

Anonymous Mon Oct 21 17:37:19 2019 No.15985380

>>15984955
I doubt it would be a legal issue. Someone might make a legal issue of it but you’re likely to win that fight. The main problem I foresee with this is that grape soda is kind of a niche already, and having a controversial public image might get you a little attention but in the end I doubt very many people will buy this as more than a one-off novelty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 19:02:18 2019 No.15986178 >>15985236

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 19:21:46 2019 No.15986301 >>15985054 This You’re all being had by this hack artist OP, who is probably a faggot too

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 21:09:54 2019 No.15987167 File: 40 KB, 552x423, 1541472929781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15985054 >>15985063 >>15986301 like the "sell me this pen" threads, too. so unoriginal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 21:14:00 2019 No.15987203 >>15985027 >The Glapist

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 21:16:20 2019 No.15987221 Based and grapepilled

>>	Big Bungus Mon Oct 21 21:22:22 2019 No.15987271 >I'm gonna Grape you If you think you won't run into legal trouble, You're fucking /b/tarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 21:26:50 2019 No.15987313 >>15984955 I'm a lawyer and Its only ok if you make sure that your full contact details and trading address are on the footer of your website.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 22:36:36 2019 No.15987977 >>15984955 Grape me daddy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 22:39:05 2019 No.15988000 File: 155 KB, 602x552, Realistic Boomer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15984955 >haha whitest kids you know >now that was a sketch comedy group >they sure don't make them like that anymore >sips

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 22:51:46 2019 No.15988109 >>15988000 they unironically don't

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