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>> No.15968431

redpill me on chainlink

>> No.15968434
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>> No.15968442

>>15968431
It will reach $1k

>> No.15968446

>>15968416
based

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to link or not to link? that is the question

>> No.15968472

>>15968431
Scam coin based in the Caribbean where the team holds 65% of the coins. Heavily manipulated and led by a fat Russian that can’t string together 2 sentences coherently in a speech. Has been caught in lies like claiming to not talk to exchanges but has dumped 700k coins on Binance with 700k dumps several other times. Legit the dumbest investment one can make here.

It catches noobs and lurkers since you can’t go 3 threads without seeing a Link thread. Noobs and smooth brains get tricked to invest in this shit because of seeing so many retards talk about 1k eoy and other memes.


Chain link has a cult like following that blasts shit memes and spreads like cancer on adderall, turning people with common sense from ever touching it. Also the main reason why this board is dying because these niggers can’t stop huffing paint. This shit won’t ever break $10 and that’s being generous. Exit scam waiting to happen.

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>>15968431

Fundamentally, I’ve noticed a lot of new posters in the last 69hr (SIXTY NINE) asking about Chainlink and just wanted to warn you. Chainlink is shilled HEAVILY here and it’s very hard to understand so this background is crucial to ensure you stay safe.

Basically, a bunch of RACIST WHITE CIS MALE 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people (IT WAS BESIDE THE FUCKING TOILETS FOR FUCK'S SAKES, YOU COULD HEAR THEM FLUSHING), literally no news or partnership came from the event.

Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags.
The coin is HEAVILY manipulated by a literal TRANNY DISCORD who pump and dump this coin more than their boyfriends pump and dump hot cum into their asses, and the supply is dried up from huge fucking chink whales (xi jinping is rumoured to hold link) who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser (OH MY GOD ITS JSON PARSER...) for smart contracts (LOL HOW CAN A CONTRACT BE "SMART"???), would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. You're literally just buying a wh*tepaper.

They only have 2 devs who are literal pajeets who are payed in big macs (non beef) and Surgay NAZAJEET is a literal psychologist (trusting a shrink? is he gonna tell us to go clean our room next?). So FUNDAMENTALLY, it's a scam, ok thanks.

Now go do the needful and fundamentally buy a real coin with fundamentals like [insert pajeet p&d #23457].

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>>15968416
Reporting in.

>> No.15968504

>>15968472
>>15968481
Thanks lads
I wasn't falling for it since i'm pretty much clueless about crypto but the sheer amount of shilling got me curious.

Me, I just plan to learn to profit in the short term in the volatility of established coins

>> No.15968553

>>15968504
The shilling is what gets everyone curious. You literally can’t a line on the catalog without seeing 2-3 LINK threads on each. A lot to bag holders that didn’t sell ATH waiting to drop bags on noobs, hopeless NEETs and wagies clinging on with their last bit of hope and dollars, and bunch of newfags that drink the koolaid is The majority of characters for this shitcoin.

If you want to play the game, play it and get out at the right time. You can make money on a scam, just don’t get caught bag holding like they want you to.

>> No.15968564

>>15968504
>>15968431
you could also just read the white paper

>> No.15968579

Isnt it interesting how Sirgay has been traveling nonstop like a disciple of god to spread the Good Presentation. Nonstop travel

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>>15968579

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>>15968434
Mama mia

>> No.15968869

>>15968609
she looks way better here

>> No.15968894

>>15968431
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

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>> No.15968953

>>15968416
1.80 to 1.90 bottom

>> No.15969420

>>15968434
what'sthre date of this post, why you cropped it out?

>> No.15969447

>>15968431
>>15968434
>>15968442
>>15968481
>>15968500
>>15968504
>>15968553
When will link reach $500?

>> No.15969889

>>15969447
A month or two before it hits $1000

>> No.15969907

>>15969447
Tonight

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>>15968869
You gave excellent taste in poontang and poontang related accessories.

>> No.15969950

>>15969946
cutting weight for a fight, very ascetic

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>>15969950

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>>15968504
Advanced bait, nice.