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ITT: it's 2029

remember bitcoin and that crypto thing? whatever happened to it?

>> No.15966959
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>>15966938
Yeah as adoption is just starting to go mainstream.

>> No.15966969

>>15966938
Do you think some idiot out there is holding that fake internet money. Ha! some people deserve financial ruin.

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>>15966959
>adoption

Lmao.

it's been 10 years, no adoption.

Only people adopting crypto are Chink pump and dump scams like CZ and his Binance.

>> No.15966983

>>15966938
me on the left

>> No.15966987

>>15966938
What's that Anon? You have been in prison since Trump won his second election? Bitcoin you ask? That whole crypto thing? Did they not have a news source in their anon? Bitcoin was revealed to be the ultimate shitcoin as it collapsed to nothing. But blockchain tech changed the way we used the internet and stored information. All the money from BTC and other shitcoins flowed into cryptos with real world use cases. You did buy some LINK anon? Right? Remember that hindu tapestry weaving forum that you used to visit? They shilled you some right? I only had 664 but that made me the world's ten thousandth richest man.

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>>15966938
BTC now has a market cap of half the circulating supply of the US dollar which is roughly $5 trillion making a single bitcoin worth roughly $260,000. Naturally as part of company policy your workplace has a cryptocurrency investment option for your 401K and your peers consider you to be a retard if you haven't selected that as an obvious first choice. You are caught with your dick in your hand regretting every night into your later years how all you had to do was just a couple simple transactions and one risk, you would have been set up for life like the other anonymous shitposters on /biz/. But no, your name is OP. And you were too much of a faggot to take risks

As for chainlink? We'll just say Sergey Nazarov is the world's wealthiest human in history effectively creating and implementing a system to monetize data itself, completely overturning the way the world does business.

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>>15966987
>But blockchain tech changed the way we used the internet and stored information. All the money from BTC and other shitcoins flowed into cryptos with real world use cases.

Holy shit, funniest crypto fan fiction I've read yet. 10/10 LARP material.

>> No.15967033

>>15966972
That's odd, then why are all these brick and mortar stores now accepting BTC as payment... Huh guess I was wrong

>> No.15967329

>>15966972
Computers were invented like 50 fucking years before anyone gave enough of a fuck to put them in their house. Get real you impatient mongoloid. I bet you hodl for a month before you panic sell on every single promising investment.

>> No.15967337

>>15966938
Imagine panic selling your crypto before 5G is even rolled out. Never gonna make it.

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>>15966938
i sold the bottom man and i never looked at it again

>> No.15967413

>>15966959
Bakkt, 1btc volume. Lol

>> No.15967425

>>15966972
Thats not true

>> No.15967451

>>15966938
>crypto? my boomer uncle still drones on about that crap

Zoomers aren't gonna by your ponzi coins. I'm sorry folks

>> No.15967558

>>15966938
nocoiner cope