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The book of revelation is based around the theory that the universe repeats itself due to a singularity event of human consciousness after a 1000 year reign of the Christ. Not only do we become God, but we have already become God.

First horse is block technology and the revelation that science studies confirm sin in that the opposite which results in an expansion of consciousness, memory association, intelligence and decsion making (i.e closer to God). As BDNF is released the brain hemispheres become connected and you're able to perceive others peoples thoughts and emotions better. The meek possess crypto and precious metals as they tether.

Second horse is the ego-death. Complete loss of subjective self-identity and loss of free will. That there is no consciousness after death, heaven or hell and that what you do or say doesn't really matter and how all the religious nut jobs will behave as they come to terms with this. Cognitive dissonance and the true test of character and faith. The meek will be able to handle it

Third horse or seal is simply based around our sustainability on Earth. Black horse representative of the solar panels that will cover earth and a plant based diet. "A measure of wheat for a denarius, and three measures of barley for a denarius" Perhaps we'll be paid in food. This will be needed to balance our exist on Earth as represented by the scales in the hand of the rider. The meek be those that can adjust.

Fourth is clean up and burial.

The fifth seals are those of us that have already figured this shit out, connected their hemispheres, experienced ego-death i.e "souls slain by the word of God." Are already walking around right now perceiving everyone thoughts. I've experiemented this with a friend who is an ambedextrious musician. I'm left handed, but right hand dominant, like to box and exercise alot.

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Cheat code for becoming a mind reading, dream walker and joining the fifth seal. Works best if you're right handed

Take some vitamin B3, the kind that doesn't make you flush. Fast for 16 hours and then go for a 30-40 minute run. Both of these activities significantly release BDNF. Take some lionsmane mushroom, this helps grow the myelin sheaths around your neurons. Smoke a bit of the devils lettuce, the serotonin released helps with the connection and makes it more interesting. Put on some music to activate the right hemisphere and start coloring something in with your let hand or sketch an object. The majority of a hemispheres function is motor control and sense as opposed to thought processing and reasoning. Alternative learn boxing or an instrument. The right hand takes you around the block, the left hand takes you around the world.

Just taking the lionsmane alone and sketching with your left hand is enough to give you a sort of feel good sensation in your right hemisphere.

>> No.15961616

please kill yourself, the world runs better without your genes

>> No.15961629

>>15961600
This left right brain shit is pseudoscience

>> No.15961642

>>15961591
I missed a good schizopost

>> No.15961643

>>15961591
Aaaaagh

>> No.15961644

Paragraph 1 is untrue and filled with errors. It was a Greek philosophy time traveled in a loop, and 1000 year of Christ is after armegeddon to restore the Earth and bring Satan to complete destruction in the abyss of the 2nt death. And this is a final event not a repeated event. That is the conclusion to the taunt of the devil. Theirs a twist between philosophy and the Bible your doing and it's weird and not reasonable.

>> No.15961653

>>15961591
>>15961600
Imagine being this fucking crazy

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DO YOUR JOB FUCKING JANNIES THIS SHIT BELONGS ON /x/

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>>15961600
I think I'll just cooooom instead.

>> No.15961691

>>15961644
God wins.

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>>15961591
>That there is no consciousness after death, heaven or hell and that what you do or say doesn't really matter

Get the fuck off my board, you snake

>> No.15961707

>>15961697
Kingdom of heaven is within my dude

>> No.15961727

>>15961681
coomers united

>> No.15961732

This is dumber than the shit linkies post.

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>>15961732
Time will tell

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>>15961732
The progression and evolution of humanity points in one direction

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>>15961681
Karl COOM

Seizing the means of masturbation

>> No.15962063

>>15961591
I know this is a giant shitpost but there was a rather nice factual program on BBC Radio 4 a couple weeks ago about the origin of Rapture theology and how Americans came to love eating that bowl of shit.

It's a pretty good scheme and never really fails until the world does, in fact, end and you can no longer spend your marks' money.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0008p2k