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[Anonymous No.15927289]

Bros what does it feel like

[Anonymous No.15927297]

Heavy bags of sand no one wants to buy

[Anonymous No.15927301]

Prison sucks, make sure to join a gang if you're in for more than 5 years

[Anonymous No.15927305]

What is she in for?

[Anonymous No.15927315]

Honestly? It feels like a lot of work and then you worry if she was faking the next day. 1/10 would not really recommend.

[Anonymous No.15927316]

>>15927289
>aj applegate

[Anonymous No.15927328]

All women are whores

[Anonymous No.15927336]

Lots of lube but in the very end it feels nice

[Anonymous No.15927379]

Now some anon is going to google her a find her hardcore stuff, cooom, and feel anxious with a sensation to piss every 10 minutes for the next few days. I hope you’re happy.

[Anonymous No.15927382]

>>15927289
i just came on my 8/10 gf's face. AMA

[Anonymous No.15927437]

>>15927382
When you cook spaghetti do you put oil in the water?

[Anonymous No.15927452]

>>15927437
Doesn’t everyone?

[Anonymous No.15927461]

>>15927437
honestly not often. it depends what i put on it afterwards - different sauces

[Anonymous No.15927478]

>>15927379
>feel anxious with a sensation to piss every 10 minutes for the next few days.
Is this what cooming for you feels like?

[Anonymous No.15927498]

>>15927478
When you’re a cookie cutter porn addict, yes.

[Anonymous No.15927499]

>>15927379
>and feel anxious with a sensation to piss every 10 minutes for the next few days
You have a urinary tract infection. A simple course of antibiotics from your doctor will sort it out.

[Anonymous No.15927549]

>>15927315
this

[Anonymous No.15927560]

>>15927499
>>15927478

he has dried coooms in his pp

[Anonymous No.15927570]

>>15927289
I care more about smells
>imagine

[Anonymous No.15927591]

>>15927498
What is that? Cookie cutter porn?
>>15927560
He didn’t COOOM hard enough. He half assed it you nees to full ass it every time you COOOOM.

[Anonymous No.15927639]

>>15927499
Not what I’m talking about. This isn’t UTI related, ask any chronic coomer that edges with a semi for hours on end; you get this sensation where you have to piss all the time like someone with an enlarged prostate.

[Anonymous No.15927720]

Adult women are repulsive

[Anonymous No.15927723]

>>15927289
Mmmm applegate

[Anonymous No.15927735]

>>15927499
lmao

>>15927379
yeah that's not normal

[Anonymous No.15927753]

>>15927720
Define adult?

[Anonymous No.15927767]

>>15927639
Do you build up a coom shout and let it rip when you finally finish. Like
>I-I-I-IMA IMA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
>IM COOOOOOOOOMING!

[Anonymous No.15927865]

Bags of sand

[Anonymous No.15927977]

>>15927452
my parents use salt

[Anonymous No.15928055]

>>15927289
Slippery. It feels good, but don't let normans fool you into thinking it'sbaome mind altering feeling. The actual sensation of sex is meh, but what actually feels good is the intimacy between you and the girl.

[Anonymous No.15928064]

>>15927289
Bags of sand

[Anonymous No.15928083]

Meh, I’m going to die a virgin. Already 34 and not so much as a date. Women are scary.

[Anonymous No.15928090]

Sand bags

[Anonymous No.15928102]

>>15928083
You can have everything going for you but be too awkward to have friends or get china.

[Anonymous No.15928105]

>>15928083
This is what happens when you're an anti drug & alcohol (and probably homeschooled) fag. Rip

[Anonymous No.15928133]

>>15928102
>>15928083
What are some things you do that you think are awkward?

[Anonymous No.15928174]

>>15927289
Honestly pretty good but not life changing in the way people would lead you to believe.

[Anonymous No.15928175]

>>15928133
Horrible ADHD that’s turned inward with adderall 2X/day coupled with untreated dysthymia for 25 years. Women stare and smile, but I don’t have the confidence to approach anyone or ask for what I want. Oh well, could be a lot worse.

[Anonymous No.15928220]

>>15928105
>This is what happens when you're an anti drug & alcohol (and probably homeschooled) fag. Rip


Yup. My best friend is like this. If you're gonna be anti-fun at least go to church to find women. The average 20-25 year old roastie doesn't want a responsible man (yet).


Just about everytime I'm intimate with a girl involves drugs or alchohol somehow. Sober me just doesn't have the balls to go for it most of the time. My buddy doesn't seem to get that a little a testicular fortitude is pretty much the only thing that bags them.

[Anonymous No.15928237]

Can’t go back to the bottle again, I’m too weak to moderate my drinking.

[Anonymous No.15928254]

>>15928237
Then don't, stop being a fag and grow some balls to make good decisions for yourself!

[Anonymous No.15928257]

>>15928254
You’re right, thanks.

[Anonymous No.15928282]

I had sex first time when I was 7 and fucked 5 girls until age 12. AMA

[Anonymous No.15928327]

>>15927289
Like squeezing and thrusting your dick in a bag of warm macaroni and cheese.

[Anonymous No.15928347]

>>15928220
>The average 20-25 year old roastie doesn't want a responsible man
this explains everything

[Anonymous No.15928358]

>>15928175
>doesn't get confidence boost while taking literal speed
yeah you're probably fucked

[Anonymous No.15928364]

>>15927315
This. Fucking is work man

[Anonymous No.15928371]

>>15928175
So what do you do in the meantime?
>>15928220
Yeah might as well go to church.
>anti-fun
Is what druggies say boyo. Most people drink so they can temporarily alter their perception of reality. So they seem to not be the losers they actually are.

[Anonymous No.15928403]

>>15928347
you have to 12 years old to be just now figuring this out

[Anonymous No.15928476]

>>15928371
Lift, make money and shitpost.

[Anonymous No.15928506]

>>15928476
Have you been getting your 12 scoops in? Remember with enough effort you can and will make it.

Try picking up a hobby. Join a debate club.

[Anonymous No.15928508]

>>15928371
>Most people drink so they can temporarily alter their perception of reality. So they seem to not be the losers they actually are.

Yea, but that's what fun is. You being all uptight isn't getting the job done. Some people also get laid by not being bitter assholes. You can drink and still be fiscally responsible.


If you're cutting all expenses and saving 80% of your income then good on you for investing in your future, but you do have to understand that women want to have fun NOW. You need to find a good balance between fun now and security later if you want girls. If you're looking for a girl to settle with and start building a nest egg, it can happen but you either need to start early, be prepared to A LOT of searching, or settle for a fatty.

The reason men like younger women is because financially secure men in their 30's can afford to be suggar daddies to young girls. Just be patient.

[Anonymous No.15928551]

>>15928105
my spidey sense is tingling

[Anonymous No.15928601]

>>15928371
>>anti-fun
>Is what druggies say boyo. Most people drink so they can temporarily alter their perception of reality. So they seem to not be the losers they actually are.

Fuck those guys. I was never bullied for my looks. I was never even bullied for being a nerd (hell, I was more popular because of that), yet people bully me because I'm anti drug and alcohol, anti clown world. People bullied me because I wanted to just make myself better. And yet fats are praised instead of bullied, even though their lifestyle is extremely unhealthy. What kind of fucked up world we live in. And fuck christians too for making conservatives seem so backasswards.

[Anonymous No.15928649]

All your nerds have to do is buy some coke, and girls will fuck for sure. It's honestly disturbing how easily they'll put put for a gram.

[Anonymous No.15928675]

>>15928601
Idk anon either you’re not around reasonable people or you act weird around drug/alcohol use and I’m guessing it’s the latter. Every straight edge person that hangs out with a user always ends up acting like a scared child

[Anonymous No.15928713]

>>15928282
What’s it like being black?

[Anonymous No.15928732]

>>15928601


>anti clown world
>What kind of fucked up world we live in

not so fast anon

[Anonymous No.15928734]

>>15928601
>fuck Christians
>yay conservativism
Dont group me with you cuckservatards or Catholics who base their entire political stance on the notion that “I want I be left alone, do whatever you want.” Relativists get what they deserve.
>>15928508
Im not saying drinking is wrong, excessively drinking is. The meaning behind the consumption of alcohol needs to be correct inorder to not further damage yourself.

[Anonymous No.15928753]

>>15927639
Must be from all the kegels being done during edging making your pelvic floor swell into your prostate temporarly or something

[Anonymous No.15928851]

>>15928734
>The meaning behind the consumption of alcohol needs to be correct inorder to not further damage yourself.


Wtf are you talking about? There is no "correct" meaning by drinking. People do it because they enjoy alchohol, enjoy being social, or enjoy being drunk. Usually it's some combination of all three. As with most other things in life, moderation is the key. You need to let go of those stupid notions of right and wrong, and start thinking in risk/reward.

The only thing you risk by drinking is addiction and a DUI if you have a particularly low amount of self control. The reward is getting to go out and socialize without feeling stuck inside your own head. If you wanna be a straightedge at the bar you can absolutely do it, but you need to be fairly charismatic to do it. The first step to being charismatic is to stop being so judgemental because no one likes the faggot who thinks he's right all the time and rubs it in people's faces. Accept that people walk different paths, and that the path you've chosen is for you and you alone, then you'll be able to see the common ground you have with people rather than the differences. That's where the real conversations happen.

[Anonymous No.15928974]

>>15928851
>There is no "correct" meaning by drinking.
Yes dumbfuck, behind every action there is a meaning. A reason to take that action. If you drink to forget a bad experience you are weakening your own will power and ability to process pain.

A correct reason to drink would be a celebration of some sort. A marriage, a birth of a child, a graduation or celebration of one’s life. That is what the use of drinking. But a fucking retard like yourself has and will never think beyond the immediate.

Didnt read past the first sentence. Don’t reply to me with another low IQ retort.

[Anonymous No.15928997]

>>15928220
My anxiety and shit makes me withdrawn and awkward, on drugs or alcohol I'm engaging and charming. It's unfortunate but the way it is

[Anonymous No.15929047]

>>15928974
>But a fucking retard like yourself has and will never think beyond the immediate.
>Didnt read past the first sentence. Don’t reply to me with another low IQ retort.


Hilarious. Exactly everything in my post speaks to why you're a friendless loser who can't get any.

[Anonymous No.15929149]

>>15927315
that's when you're past your prime

[Anonymous No.15929150]

>>15928997
>My anxiety and shit makes me withdrawn and awkward, on drugs or alcohol I'm engaging and charming.


Yea, I'm same the way. The thing you gotta realize though is that EVERYONE is awkward, even megaChads. The difference is that they just accept it and dwell don't on it. Our awkward imperfections are actually what make us human and lovable. It's cliche as fuck but instead of trying to be normal, just be (You). As long as you aren't a complete cunt, people will probably like you.

[Anonymous No.15929158]

>>15929047
Cool, didn’t read past Hilarious branlet :^)

[Anonymous No.15929197]

>>15927289
disappointing

[Anonymous No.15929213]

>>15927289
Nigger faggot trump kike shill fuck off

[Anonymous No.15929230]

>>15929158
It's fine. Your close mindedness is what keeps you miserable and walled off to new experiences, opportunities, and ideas. You disagreed with me on a single point so you ignored everything else like a child. It says a lot about your character desu.

[Anonymous No.15929278]

>>15929230
>why are you so close minded bigot
>experiment man
Stop fucking men anon and experience fucking a woman. Stop being such a closed minded faggot you wouldn’t enjoy dicks all day everyday. Lel

Didn’t read past close minded ;)

[Anonymous No.15929307]

the idea of the sex you're having while you're having it is better than the actual physical sensation... but it's all part of the same experience. if you suck at sex and dont get into dominating her it will probably just be awkward for both of you