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Nobody knows when the ark singularity will happen, but what I do know is that it WILL happen. The world will flood at gods command, smiting non arkies in an instant. The populations....the people who knew but didn't follow the path...will beg for one more chance to board the ark......but it will be too late.

Biz will be filled with ark memes, designed and edited by god himself to torment non arkies in eternal flames. The ark memes will be so FUNNY, so SAVAGE, so MOCKING to non arkies, that non arkies will beg for mercy for the lord to end their miserable mortal existence rather than endure the torment for not arkumulating.

The ones who knew however, the ones who read the scripture (ark shills on biz), the ones who followed the righteous path to salvation, will infinitely bask in the glory and ecstasy that is ark all in one blockchain solutions.

American Express, Goldman Sachs,JP Morgan and chase, SWIFT, HSBC, Barclays international, Microsoft, Apple, and GOD HIMSELF......will be using ark to fulfil mutiple use cases in their businesses, whilst non arkies are cast to the slums of society, literally like the factionless off divergent.

I’m here to spread the prophecy, biz….buy ark to save your soul.

>> No.15909473

This is the gayest thing I have ever read

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>>15909473
Forgive him, Father

>> No.15909520

those bags must be heavy

>> No.15909524

30 bucks eoy begins to unfold.....

>> No.15909554

>>15909473
Hate to say it, that probably means it's actually legit. Fuckin' awkward nerds.

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i was just looking through my classic ark memes, think i'll dump a few

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we were going to the moon...

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>> No.15910110

>>15909467
Subtle LINK curry FUD thread.

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Ark has some good memes

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Are you just dumping these from #oc-archive-searchable?