/biz/ - Business & Finance

[None !MAY2AcaOKg No.1583441]

What do you people really even know about business and finance?

Do any of you know what EPS is? Or even P/E?
Or how about organizational behavior? Contracts, the Uniform Commercial Code, debtor-creditor relationships, business organizations, and government regulation of business and property?

Likely, you don't.

Here: a picture of something you likely cannot afford. Dream big, morons.

[Anonymous No.1583444]

>Do any of you know what EPS is? Or even P/E?
Most businesses are small private businesses and none of that matters

>Or how about organizational behavior? Contracts, the Uniform Commercial Code, debtor-creditor relationships, business organizations, and government regulation of business and property?
That is 101 classwork in Community College

OP is a college freshman who thinks he's an expert now. Go to Reddit.

[None !MAY2AcaOKg No.1583450]

>>1583444
Nice trips, nigger. No, actually, I have a contract with JPMorgan Chase & Co

[None !MAY2AcaOKg No.1583454]

>>1583444
And I am on Reddit by the way. Way better crowd of people, I tell ya.

[Anonymous No.1583457]

>>1583450
>lying on the internet

[Anonymous No.1583466]

>obnoxious faggot who thinks he's better than anyone else on this board comes out of hiding to restore what feeling self worth he needs to not kill himself
Do us all a favour and kill yourself anyway, either contribute to the board or fuck off back to >>>/r9k/

[None !MAY2AcaOKg No.1583479]

>>1583457
No reason to lie

>>1583466
Get your teeth fixed, Britcuck

[Anonymous No.1583485]

>>1583479
My teeth are bretty gud, but seriously, show us how your SUPERIOR knowledge has paid off for you, where your fat stacks at?

[None !MAY2AcaOKg No.1583494]

>>1583485
Well, I've got a Rolex Daydate II, a Breitling, and an Aston Martin DBS.

Also have a Roth IRA and some money saved up.

[Anonymous No.1583495]

>>1583494
And? How old are you? This may or may not be bait but fuck it, I'm baited.

[None !MAY2AcaOKg No.1583503]

>>1583495
25

[Anonymous No.1583526]

>>OP can you show us a pic of a mercedes that you actually own?

[Anonymous No.1583530]

OP can you show us a pic of a mercedes that you actually own?

[None !MAY2AcaOKg No.1583541]

>>1583530
I own the Aston. I live Lehigh County, PA.

[None !MAY2AcaOKg No.1583547]

Current progress on my home

[Anonymous No.1583551]

>>1583457

>lying

Even worse, people on a business board who think working for a big commercial bank is valued here.

This is a place for entrepreneurs and risk takers, not cushy career guys.

[None !MAY2AcaOKg No.1583555]

>>1583551
I also own franchises, bud. Don't think that my life is just being behind a desk. I've got investments. Unlike you.

[Anonymous No.1583559]

>>1583547
>boasting on an anonymous Laotian basket weaving enthusiast board
>stucco house
Oh fuck, this is gud.

[None !MAY2AcaOKg No.1583565]

>>1583559
Better than living in mommy's basement, buddy :)

[Anonymous No.1583571]

>>1583565
Oh jeez, you got me. Enjoy your overpriced cardboard box.

[None !MAY2AcaOKg No.1583577]

>>1583571
Enjoy your basement. Why are you so mad? Did your microwave blow out and you can't cook your Hot Pockets, fatass?

[Anonymous No.1583580]

>>1583577
what's your income for 2016?

I bet that I made more than you :3

[None !MAY2AcaOKg No.1583584]

>>1583580
From JPMorgan Chase & Co: $195,760
From my investments: close to $400k
From my rental homes: $10k a month

I don't really give not one fuck if you make more than me. Because you can't even prove it. And you likely are a nigger.

[Anonymous No.1583610]

>>1583584
I made 5x as much as you this year and we're the same age :3

Nice fuccboi car and disgusting mcmansion

[Anonymous No.1583618]

>>1583584
>you can't even prove it
pot. kettle. black.

Also, /roleplaying/.

[None !MAY2AcaOKg No.1583619]

>>1583610
Aww, daddy paid you off after he fucked you in the ass? Inheritances are nice, aren't they?

>>1583618
>implying anyone besides myself on this board actually has a job.
1/10 for a reply

[Anonymous No.1583622]

>>1583547
http://www.foxroach.com/home-details/3620-pheasant-hill-dr-allentown-pa-18104/128-1-523848/

kill yourself, you and your twelve brain cells aren't fooling anyone

[None !MAY2AcaOKg No.1583626]

>>1583622
Okay and your point is? It's in Pheasant Hill Estates. I'm planning on buying this house.

[None !MAY2AcaOKg No.1583627]

>>1583622
And another thing is that I put down 75k down on this place already. So I technically own it irregardless of the MLS listing. I have my RE broker's license, dude. I know how this shit works.

[None !MAY2AcaOKg No.1583629]

>>1583627
*put 75k down

[Anonymous No.1583630]

>>1583626
>>1583627
>>1583629

>>1583618
>/roleplaying/
I was right. Again. Obviously.

OP, you're rich in (You)s. In dollars, not so much. Spend them wisely.

[None !MAY2AcaOKg No.1583631]

>>1583630
So fucking cute, you little nigger peasants on 4chan.

When you can go into your own franchise and not pay a dime for anything, give me a call, bud. Until then, you can all suck my nice White cock. That is after my drop dead gorgeous wife is finished.

[Anonymous No.1583634]

>>1583627
>irregardless
>b-but muh intelligence and wealth

[None !MAY2AcaOKg No.1583636]

>>1583634

[Anonymous No.1583639]

>>1583636
>Most dictionaries list it as nonstandard or incorrect usage, and recommend that "regardless" should be used instead.

I bet you think "orientated" is a word you fucking brainlet

[None !MAY2AcaOKg No.1583640]

>>1583639
I'll leave all of you bitch made motherfuckers this: when Hillary rigs the election and the cyberattacks start happening, I hope you have cash on hand because the banks are getting ready to collapse. I should know.

Now fuck off out of my goddamned thread.

[Anonymous No.1583644]

In the third grade my gifted and talented class were pulled out of school and sent to a building where local reps from Fortune 500 companies explained concepts like widgets, supply & demand curves, horizontal and vertical integration, and various other concepts. In 4th and 5th, we studied why civilizations fail. In 6th & 7th grade I studied basic cryptography, forensic techniques like dusting for fingerprints, and reading witness statements in sets to determine who was lying. In 11th grade I was the state extemporaneous speaking champ. By graduation I had more honors credits from AP exams than most honors college seniors who have completed undergrad. I left with multiple full rides, some of which were worth over $200k over 4 years of tuition at prestigious colleges. Currently I'm running an import/export business while completing a dual major in applied mathematics and physics while writing a fantasy novel that a publisher is already interested in.

Not all of us are really on equal footing OP, but you can't knock people for being interested in advancing themselves.

>mfw I took the bait

[Anonymous No.1583648]

>>1583627
baited me hard there buckaroo.

I have my real estate license as well, y'know as my chosen "career" path. Been doing this a while. a down payment don't mean you got the house buddy. Any number of things can tank the deal from the moment the contracts are signed to the moment you sit a the closing table.

3/10 made me reply, on /biz/ no less

[Anonymous No.1583975]

>hurr look at me guys i have le expensive car lol ur all poor

Go be a nigger somewhere else, nobody cares about your expensive things.

[Anonymous No.1585112]

>>1583441
You're not the only successful person to browse /biz. Just the only one careless enough to post his address and license plate while talking shit to everyone.


Source: Successful business owner.

[Anonymous No.1585115]

>>1583441
Ayy suk-a-dik

[Anonymous No.1585684]

>>1583441
Nice post u hateful cunt.

Starting my 2nd /biz next month.

Buying 3rd and 4th house in spring.

Will also be in 0 "bad" debt short of credit cards for the sole purpose of credit building.

I know a little about all that shit u posted.

What do u do for your wagecuck bux?

I run equipment.