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15825257 No.15825257 [Reply] [Original]

Aaaaand... walla! Just like that, Chainlink will never, ever go below $2.00 usd EVER again, in ANY of our lifetimes!

>> No.15825262

It's viola you cretin

>> No.15825272

>>15825257
People like you make me wonder why I even post here

>walla

>> No.15825289

It had better because I’ve been waiting for $1.50 like you all said for a week now. If it keeps climbing I am honestly going to crumble.

>> No.15825305

>>15825257
Actually it's wahla

>> No.15825316

>>15825289
Quick, buy in NOW because it's going straight to $5 by EOW. BUY NOW ACT FAST DON'T WAIT.

>> No.15825323

>>15825272
Yeah I’m also thinking of getting out of here for good. It really is a poisonous place. Say what you like about us Redditors, but at least we know the how to say “Voila!”.

>> No.15825329

>>15825257
BASED AND WALLAPILLED

>> No.15825332

Today you realised you are taking investment advice from people who write "walla"

>> No.15825336
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>>15825257
based wallaposter

>> No.15825340

>>15825257
Pamp it

>> No.15825366

Im buying at the top then selling at the bottom. Reverse psychology, namsayin'?

>> No.15825369

>>15825366
I like your thinking.

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>>15825257
w-w-w-walla, that's a lot of green in my portfolio!

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>>15825257
WOLOLO

>> No.15825389

>>15825257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

Just for you OP

>> No.15825400

>>15825262
you mean voila moron

>> No.15825409

>>15825400
no, that's an instrument

>> No.15825417

>>15825257
im starting to believe the btc crashes do coincide with link, 100% we are going to be stopped by btc crash in a couple of hrs

>> No.15826186

That didn't age well. Nearly forgot that all linkies are retarded, so never mind.

>> No.15826199

>>15826186
Nigger I will step on your neck

>> No.15826200

>>15825409
That’s a viola you retard.

>> No.15826223

>>15825417
Well, would you look at that?

>> No.15826243

>>15825257
>walla
lmfao

>> No.15826391

>>15825257
>walla

Kek

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>>15826200
Try harder

>> No.15826414

>>15825257
walla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0Jz-yCBtIw

>> No.15826482

its spelled wallah you kuffars

>> No.15826502

>>15825257
Basty hopium op. Couldn’t have said it better myself.

>> No.15826511

Except it's literally dumping right now

>> No.15826616

>>15825257
The last time I used "Walla", I was 12 years old posting on a Warcraft 3 forum, and someone immediately corrected me. How have you survived so long?

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>>15826502
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeahhh convert me to your scam. whip me harder master. im a retarded dipshit faggot on the interwebs that thinks some mystical cult of semi-permanent virgins on the internet will happenstance on the largest wealth transfer, not realizing sirgay is a fraud and a charade master. his company is in the caymens and hes a russian national so when the boots close in, he'll never be extradited and all my wealth will evaporate in the air like the smoke and mirrors the company claims to be. 3 years later, 50 million dollars later, nothing has been achieved. pajeets have been caught promoting on the behalf of link and 50 threads are up at all times, particularly at suspicious times which means a coordinated campaign but im too much of a retarded weeb that follow the bandwagon to think critically for myself for even five seconds. not to mention that sirgay started without a white paper, got his coworker cronies on the company team, has a history of failed startups and bullshit companies and larps as a charismatic techie when hes nothing but a suspicious, deceitful dumb faggot that wastes your weeb money on chink prostitute in asia

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>>15825375
>>15825383
>>15826199

He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution, that skinny, pedophile, meth, twink vitamin can kiss my neet asshole. when the verizon singular happens, everyone will know...."

"No master, let me kiss your whale 65% ass. Dump it on me. I'll wait for the singularity."

"How about this singularity marine!" He screams as a shit flies out onto your chest.

Retarded delusions creep your mind as the raw gas of his asshole makes your delirious, you prepare yourself for the joy. you pucker up and smooch sirgay's asshole, the sharpie still twitching in your little link boipucci.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Hey man, where's the bathroom?"

"Oh sorry bro! we're jus-just doing a little thing here, we're actually the link conference here, bathrooms are to your right."

"uhhhhhhhhhhh" says the confused onlooker as he quickly scuffles away.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

>> No.15827024

>>15825305
Based

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>>15825262
it's voila you moaran