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The Seventh Day Adventist church was established because of a FAILED prophecy. What cult will arise next month from the ashes of the asuka prediction?

>> No.15796530

>>15796520
The Seventh-day Adventist Church is the largest of several Adventist groups which arose from the Millerite movement of the 1840s in upstate New York, a phase of the Second Great Awakening. William Miller predicted on the basis of Daniel 8:14–16 and the "day-year principle" that Jesus Christ would return to Earth between the spring of 1843 and the spring of 1844. In the summer of 1844, Millerites came to believe that Jesus would return on October 22, 1844, understood to be the biblical Day of Atonement for that year. Miller's failed prediction became known as the "Great Disappointment".

Hiram Edson and other Millerites came to believe that Miller's calculations were correct, but that his interpretation of Daniel 8:14 was flawed as he assumed Christ would come to cleanse the world. These Adventists came to the conviction that Daniel 8:14 foretold Christ's entrance into the Most Holy Place of the heavenly sanctuary rather than his Second Coming.

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15796532

>>15796520
Bobo suicide pact

>> No.15796555

>>15796520
Were 2 days into October and you naysayers are already mouthing off. Bitcoin is going to moon on the 5th day. 5th day Adventist. The number 5 signifies humanity. Human beings are currently enslaved by the monetary system and Satoshi Nakamoto (Bussem Chieks) tried to free HUMANITY by inventing Bitcoin. 5, humanity, human beings have 5 fingers.

>> No.15796566

>>15796555
Trips of truth

>> No.15796570

>>15796555
>555

>> No.15796576

>>15796555
>555

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15796588

>>15796555
Checked

>> No.15796596
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>>15796555
>>15796566
>>15796588
what the fuck

>> No.15796601

>>15796555
>>15796555
Based schizo prophet

>> No.15796606

Kek

Its happening
Trump 2020
BTC 1000000

>> No.15796677

>>15796606
why do you incels all want trump so bad? hes literally retarded and a terrible leader

>> No.15796746
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15796746

>>15796677
>555 thread
>6677 poster
what is happening here

>> No.15796908

>>15796555
So it is written, so it shall be.

>> No.15796997

>>15796555
If this prophecy happens and I completely missed it, I will ski naked down 3000 vertical feet at snowbird and attempt to get back on the tram completely naked.

>> No.15797004
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>>15796555
>>15796566
>>15796588
>>15796677
based

>> No.15797114

>>15796555
Checked. Got goosebumps

>> No.15797190

>>15796555
>555
Kek is at it again... Checked and praise Kek

>> No.15797192

>>15796555
Witnessed.

>> No.15797206
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15797206

>>15796677
>literally retarded
yes
>a terrible leader
no

>> No.15797210

>>15796555
>555

>Bitcoin is going to moon on the 5th day.
>5th day Adventist.
>The number 5 signifies humanity.
>5, humanity
>human beings have 5 fingers.

Checked.
Based.
Include me in the screencap.

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>>15796555
>555 prophecy
>October 5th
>5.55pm
>BTC price: $5555
mfw

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15797255

>>15797212
>>BTC price: 5555
New ATH incoming
Pic related.

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>>15796555

>> No.15797339 [DELETED] 

>>15796555
You know biz is dead when such an epic bread has only 23 replies

>> No.15797352 [DELETED] 

>>15797212
Didn't even notice all these dubs
>>15796555
>>15796566
>>15796588
>>15796677

>> No.15797353
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>> No.15797369

>>15796555
Based

>>15796566
>>15796588
>>15796677
Checked

>>15797255
Based kek

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15797402

>>15796555
Holy trips.

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>>15796555
Trips of 5
>>15797255
Dubs of 5

ATH confirmed

>> No.15797511

>>15796530
Seventh Day Adventists are a people of great extremes.

>> No.15797663
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15797663

>>15797511
What? They are all nice people.

>> No.15797695

>>15796555
A-are those trips? Oh my god... is that a based post? Oh god, I’m GOONNNAA COOOOOOM OH GOD I’M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG ARGGGGHHHHH ARGHHHH

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>>15796555
>>15796566
>>15796588
>>15797255

>> No.15797905

>>15797888
Checking that.
Blessed biz thread
wagmi

>> No.15797910

>>15796520
>What cult will arise next month from the ashes of the asuka prediction?
the episCOPEal church of /biz/ of course

>> No.15797913

>>15797695
Cringe

>> No.15797918

>>15797910
The church of Poorman

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>>15796555

>> No.15798163

>>15796555
Oooooo
The Great Prophecy
Ooooooo

>> No.15798260

>>15796555
posting in epic bread

>> No.15798278

>>15796555
>555
>5h ago
Praise the 5 profecy.

>> No.15798288

>>15796555
This board is magic. All in

>> No.15798335

>>15796555
Give it more (You)s boys,, we're almost there!

>> No.15798348

>>15796555
Upvoted so we can get to r/all!

>> No.15798351

>>15796555
>>15798335
When this baby reaches 55 (You)'s, we're gonna see some serious shit

>> No.15798357

>>15798288
>>15796555
Blessed
Altsz in 5 months

>> No.15798442

>>15796555
woah

>> No.15798645

>>15796555
October 5th is also my 25th birthday. Holy fuck.

>> No.15798675
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>>15798645
Happy early birthday fren
>>15796555
Impressive numerals

>> No.15798824
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15798824

I got 5 on it

>> No.15798923

>>15796530
You can't be a christian if you think you can predict the end times. It's literally stated in the bible they read.

>> No.15799156

3 more days to $16k!!

>> No.15799282

>>15796555
Whoa

>> No.15799290

>>15798824
5 5 5 5 5
5 5 5 5 5
5 5 5 5 5
5 5 5 5 5
5 5 5 5 5

>> No.15799334

>>15796530
Satoshi Nakamoto created Bitcoin to unchain all of humankind.

>> No.15799346

>>15796530
>this is your brain on Abrahamic religions

>> No.15799374

>>15799346
Funniest part is it is ALL TRUE and lifted straight from wikipedia. Like wtf the church is a delusion built on a delusion built on another delusion.

>> No.15799406

crypto will pump, kek wills it

>> No.15799430

>>15799334
Letter values of (Satoshi Nakamoto created Bitcoin to unchain all of humankind) = 555 ... 10 5... October 5

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>>15796555
Checked and praised

>> No.15799935

>>15796677
Because we dont want another Democrat who wants to raise taxes

>> No.15800016

>>15796520
Absolutely based. SDA Heretics. Ellen G. White, The Heretical Witch.

>> No.15800255

>>15797511
My extended family are all Adventists, no power from Friday through Saturday night, no dancing, other weird shit. I mostly avoid them

>> No.15800291

>>15796997
>miss becoming a millionaire and get an exposure sex charge on top of it
Why?

>> No.15800428

>>15800255
Also, bizarrely, no coffee.

>> No.15800453

>>15796555
Ok I believe now
Sorry for doubting you

>> No.15800529

>>15796555
Just bought moar.

>> No.15800565

>>15796555
Is this a warning that I should immediately spend 555 of my remaining neetbux on bitcoin?
And then go look for some rule34 Asukas?

>> No.15800645
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15800645

It’s not going to double in two days you idiots. Btc will be ~$8,450 on Halloween.

>> No.15800687

>Start Church of Coin Prophecy
>Deify based Asuka
>Tell the great tales of prophecies past
>Collect tithing and donations in crypto only
>Fund missions to drive adoption
>Sell blessed crypto back to New Members at large gain
>Buy up land to build churches and temples
>Amass billions in real estate holdings tax free

>> No.15800695

>>15796555
Fucking skitzo. Checked and your correct.

>> No.15800724

>>15796555
>You

>> No.15800816

>>15796520
How in the fuck would 1844fags even know if Jesus came back? It's not like they had instant global communication of any kind. Maybe Jeezy came back to someplace cozy with nobody around to bother him.

>> No.15801282

>>15800645
it went from $11k to $19k in 2-3 days before...
bitcoin doesn't give a fuck

>> No.15801290

My roommate is a 7th Day Adventist. They are basically Jews who observe the Sabbath on Saturday and Passover.

>> No.15801296

>>15796555
>human beings have 5 fingers
i'm pretty sure almost all mammals have 5 fingers also

>> No.15801337

>>15801296
nigga wtf. you retarded?

>> No.15801340

>>15801296
>basically everyone who has fingers at all (not only mammals!) has no more than five per limb because about 420 million years ago evolution decided that "five types of fin rays ought to be enough for anybody" and since then nobody has been able to properly fix that because of backward compatibility reasons.

so it would require a genetic hardfork to have 6 fingers proper.

>> No.15801511 [DELETED] 

>BTC= B+T+C = 2+2+3 = 7
>FED= F+E+D= 6+5+4 = 15 = 1+5 = 6
>MEN= M+E+N = 13+5+14= 32 = 5
>BTC = 7
>FED = 6
>MEN = 5
It is all true.

>> No.15801539

October has to pass and 16k not reached for it to fail.

>> No.15801583

>>15796555
Trips of truth
Satoshi is Bussem Chieks

>> No.15801586
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15801586

>>15801337
am i?

>> No.15801599

Posting in ebin bread

>> No.15801658

>>15797663
Yeah, they are extremely nice in general. I mean that their culture inspires extreme devotion to other attitudes besides service to god. I was raised sda and in my observations of them, for all their positive qualities, many are also highly vain, controlling, greedy, neurotic, degenerate, you name it. It's a peculiar culture.

>> No.15802012
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15802012

>>15796520
Even bobos will turn after october

>> No.15802043

>>15797255
The number in decimal is 21845. Exculding the last five, the sum of the other digit is:

2+1+8+4=15

Holy fucking shit. What the fuck is happening guys? Is numerology a real fucking thing?

>> No.15802211

>>15802043
Something is going on here

>> No.15802238

>>15799430
>Letter values of (Satoshi Nakamoto created Bitcoin to unchain all of humankind) = 555 ... 10 5... October 5

Who’s all in before the 5th?

>> No.15802413

>>15802238
Time to stack a few more sats... just in case.

>> No.15802507
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15802507

>>15796555
>>15796566
>>15796588
>>15796677
>>15797255
>>15797511
>>15797888
>>15798288
>>15800255
>>15801599
>>15802211
All these blessed numbers praise kek praise the bull praise Based Robert

>> No.15802531

>>15798923
Pretty much this, only God knows when.

>> No.15802584

Can’t argue with those digits.

>> No.15802590

>>15796677
Because he makes liberals and Jews seethe.

>> No.15802836
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>>15796555
>>15796566
>>15796588
>>15796677
>>15797255
>>15797511
>>15797888
>>15798288
>>15801599
>>15802211
>tfw there are other anons who make sure to check the finest of digits

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>>15796555

>> No.15802880
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>>15796555
Holy. Fuck.

I was already sold on meme magick but this is just getting outrageous

>> No.15802921

>>15801282
That was during the extreme buy in from normies and institutions. Then futures went live and bitcoins bubble popped again. Fees skyrocketed and the pyramid scheme effect. If bitcoin cant scale past 20k then how is it gonna continue to go up?

>> No.15803143
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>>15796555

>> No.15803152

>>15796555
Wait who is bussy cheeks?

>> No.15803782

>>15796555
Charts never lie

>> No.15803940
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15803940

>>15796555
This prophecy is the key,
No other way it can be.

>> No.15804010
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15804010

>>15796555
Yeah, I'll check that

>> No.15804150

>>15796555
We need 4 more replies so I can cap this

>> No.15804606
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>>15796555

>> No.15804756

>>15804150
oh we do?

>im doing my part

>> No.15804758
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15804758

>>15796555
(You) were here

>> No.15804768
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15804768

>>15796555
i never doubted

>> No.15804786

>>15796555
We shall see.

>> No.15804942

He's at 55 (You)'s
No more replying

>> No.15805226

It’s starting!!!

>> No.15805368
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15805368

>>15796555
Checked

The Gods have spoken through the digits, truly this a blessed sign, that we are all going to make it.

>> No.15805372

>>15802921
it will go up but only after halving

>> No.15805619
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15805619

>>15805368
You broke it reeee

>> No.15806144

>>15805619
We can get to 555 replies!

>> No.15806154

>>15796555
bruhh

>> No.15806166

>>15796555
screencapped, will show to my grandchildren

>> No.15806171

>>15806144
There's a lot of dubz in this thread...

>> No.15806197

dubs of peace and prosperity. the prophecy is based

>> No.15806802

>>15796555
Kek has spoken.

>> No.15807010

I'm a Witness

>> No.15807026

>>15796555
I'm gonna be so mad if these trips end up being true

>> No.15807043

>>15796520
How is this business related?

>> No.15807149

ASUKA PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED

>> No.15807203

>>15807026
>bitcoin taking off for no reason in 24 hours
yeah as much as I like to meme about meme magic that was a pretty dumb call for such a get. should have said 25th day or something instead

>> No.15807226
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>>15807203
That's what they said about Trump's 7777777 get too. It turned out to be 100% true.

>> No.15807253

>>15807226
that get didn't say trump becomes president in 24 hours though did it smart guy

>> No.15807267

>>15796555
Based check.

This guy is probably asuka himself isn’t it

>> No.15807327

>>15807253
This get didn't say it instantly jumps to $16k instantly did it dumbass, maybe it'll be the start of the rise.

>> No.15807405

>>15800291
>not knowing naked skiing is all part of skiing

>> No.15807433

>>15796555
Put me in cap nigger. never been in one

>> No.15807480
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15807480

what in the fuck is happening

>> No.15807535
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15807535

>>15807480
We are being blessed by the gods

>> No.15807543

>>15807433
>>15807480
>>15807535
Guys, it’s just a fucking script, calm the fuck down.

>> No.15807550

>>15807543
not gonna make it with that attitude

>> No.15807877

>>15807543
It’s not a script tho

>> No.15808241

Daily reminder: this stupid fucking thing **NEVER CLAIMED TO BE A PROPHECY** or to have any mystical or divine force behind it. You all just arbitrarily decided that it did, because some asshole reposted it, then some other asshole did, and it got inexplicably rolling.

For fuck's sake, it was just a STANDARD FUCKING SHITPOST of the kind that get posted here EVERY FUCKING DAY, and there are a thousand posts just like it that ALSO happened to be right (by coincidence) in their predictions but didn't get the inordinate amount of retarded, autistic obsession lavished upon them that this one did for absolutely no discernible reason.

FUCK I can't wait until this month ends and this SHIT is dead for good.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>> No.15808287

>>15808241
Look people were saying the price spike on April 1st was due to some fake April Fools stories, but it kicked off a spectacular run that ended up aligning with The Prophecy. Oh and April 1 is 4 1, 4+1=5

>> No.15808294

>>15808287
Not to mention, check the concept of self-fulfilling prophecy

>> No.15808336

>>15796555

real

>> No.15808813
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15808813

>>15796555
No fucking way

>> No.15809394

>>15808241
It’ll be replaced with the 555 Prophecy in November 2019.

>> No.15809415

>>15796555
sc'd

>> No.15809501

>>15798824
Do you luh

>> No.15809509

>>15799346
>>15799374
More like this is your brain on Protestantism

>> No.15809570

>>15796555
holy shit

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>>15796555

>> No.15809660

>>15796555
based and checked

>> No.15809792

>>15805368
screencap it for end of the year

>> No.15809911

>>15796520
Just don't fucking liquidate my position negroes.