/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.15792901]

And walla, just like that, Chainlink will NEVER be sub $2 ever again!

[Anonymous No.15792912]

>>15792901
Big dogg vibes

[Anonymous No.15792940]

>>15792901
viola

[Anonymous No.15792955]

>>15792940
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.15792961]

>>15792940
That's an instrument dumbass

[Anonymous No.15793113]

>>15792940
no, walla

[Anonymous No.15793778]

>>15792912
>BTC abandoned
I have 360 LINK and this is still an embarrassing comment

[Anonymous No.15793806]

>>15792901
wallahi pbuh wallahi

[Anonymous No.15793834]

It's currently still under $2

[Anonymous No.15793841]

I'm getting bitconnect vibes

[Anonymous No.15793870]

>>15792901
Wall lah

[Anonymous No.15793895]

>>15793841
getting REQ vibes here

[Anonymous No.15793977]

I have 62 link, i will make it?!?

[Anonymous No.15794033]

>>15793977
make what? $14/hr at Target when your 62 link barely make you $100 and you're still wage cucking? If so, then sure

[Anonymous No.15794199]

>>15792901
"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my little marine? im about to sibos you up boy!"

"I am your pay pig NXT master, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... I am a corporal rank bitch pay pig in your dungeon of neets, please Binance me again. im too fucking stupid to think for myself and will just keep buying your perpetual motion machine scam."

He pauses, inhales and yells "link 1000 eoy" as another turd mutters it's way out.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "All of these tokens need to go to startups, Sibos loved us so much, they didn't invite us back ever because they just can't handle their love for us."

"A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice."

just then, a fat greasy figure appears in the door way, "Sirgay, you dipshit two-bit hack, where's my money!"

"I'm sorry Ari, I've spent it all on ughhhhhhhhhh! Sp-spen-spent it all on paid promotions and shadow networking to promote my literal shittoken."

"Well dump some more and then buy my company, you dumb faggot slav"

"yes master" sirgay puffs up his chest as ari leaves the room and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google."

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig. All FUD is actually from other chainlinkers. These magical whales are trying to suppress the price."

"No... I will suppress the price.... rgghhhhhh ahhhhh arghhhhh..."

"Thank you master. Web3, sibos, truffle, I will follow it all and I promise to scrounge up what little money I have to throw at this fancy database contract while you dump 700k, thank you Master"

[Anonymous No.15794250]

>>15793841
Getting Dogecoin vibes

[Anonymous No.15794263]

>>15793977
depends, it'll be like holding 1.2 btc

[Anonymous No.15794272]

>>15793977
How does $360 sound.

[Anonymous No.15794280]

>>15792901
i have severe autism, not larping, i dont even know what im going to do with my gains when i get them because i just like watching the green candles go up. very fun.

[Anonymous No.15794477]

>>15792901
>walla
Do people actually think this is how it’s spelled or did I miss the meme?

[Anonymous No.15794493]

>>15794477
I don't think these
>>15792955
>>15792961
>>15793113
"""people""" have read any books outside of public school

[Anonymous No.15794527]

>>15794477
>>15794493

[Anonymous No.15794634]

[Anonymous No.15795377]

>>15793977
how does 620 million US dollars sound?

[Anonymous No.15795450]

Fucj

[Anonymous No.15795468]

Ari Juuls

[Anonymous No.15795512]

>>15792912
this guy is such a retard. Btc wont die cause if chainlink

[Anonymous No.15795678]

>>15793841
im getting chainlink vibes

[Anonymous No.15795719]

>>15794477
it's a /ck/ meme