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Jelly poorfags? ;)

Just bought the most expensive and luxury high end toothbrush in the world ;) enjoy your bad teeth health losers fuck you

>> No.15788120

Very nice op. What coin made you rich?

>> No.15788131

>>15788120
Just stocktrading

>> No.15788136

>bluetooth
>ai
hahahahaha fucking kill yourself brainlet

>> No.15788147

>>15788136
Why? Its the worlds best toothbrush with AI learning so you can brush better stupid fuck

>> No.15788186

>>15788109
imagine being this much of a faggot you feel like you need a muh special toothbrush
the absolute state

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>>15788109
OP you are a degenerate zoomer buying shit instead of investing that $50 in Link.
Stay poor, faggot !

>> No.15788217

>AI toothbrush

You fucking fool

>> No.15788245

>>15788147
>why?
because you're a fucking slave with no agency who buys disgustingly excessive and morally repugnant items like an AI bluetooth toothbrush to cope with your slavery and go another day without suicide. AI doesn't fucking exist you moron. Certainly not in any capacity that could meaningfully improve the functionality of a toothbrush. I hope to god you have no actual responsibility at whatever slave job you do.

>> No.15788253

>all these desperate philips fudders ITT
pathetic

>> No.15788257

>>15788109
Your AI brush will pay for my links or your mouth stinks.

>> No.15788261

>>15788245
Shut the fuck up or ill fucking smash your teeth in kid

>> No.15788265

congrats on the money but man you are a turbogoy for buying that

>> No.15788274

Hahaha that's a shitty toothbrush. You should have bought a Sonicare brainlet

>> No.15788290

>>73001599

>> No.15788295

>>15788261
I double doggy dare you.

>> No.15788302

I work in the dental industry, electric toothbrushes are just clever marketing and are useless.

A regular toothbrush does the job. Regular brushing, flossing and dentist appointments where they remove the hard plaque are key.

Everything else is bullshit, so good luck for paying 10x times more for something a cheap brush and toothpaste achieve. Faggot...never gonna make it

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>> No.15788321

My 50 dollar electric brush does just as well. Manual is for plebs who want plaque deposits

>> No.15788344

>>15788302
This faggot is lying. I used to have far more issues with the dentist before switching to good toothpaste with grit, an electric brush and hydrogen peroxide

>> No.15788397

Pretty cool ngl, dental hygiene shit is always a good investment.

>> No.15788408

>>15788397
Shut the fuck up

>> No.15788425

>>15788109
>those lockers
you have to be 18 to post here zoomer

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>>15788109
>not getting top-tier fluoride-free toothpaste that uses nanohydroxyapatite to regenerate your enamel
i expected better from a zoomer

>> No.15788481

>>15788109
top fucking kek thanks for the laugh anon

>> No.15788489

>>15788408
Oh? Dubs and you die, fucking idiot.

>> No.15788506

>>15788109
Bluetooth+"AI" Literally why?

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>>15788109
>tfw to smart for a normal teethbrush

>> No.15788585

>>15788109
>recognizes your brushing, for your best results every day
I'll wait for one looking like a hot mommy gf robot, rewarding me with cummies when I brush better.

>> No.15788710

>>15788109
Nice cuck- brush faggot, I hope your teeth decay like your personality.

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Rate my brushing session fags

>> No.15788743

>>15788720
jokes on you, i don't brush my teeth. time is money, fag

>> No.15788751

>>15788109
The AI is buggy. Mine learned it can make tones by spinning the motor and brainwashed my dog into stealing electronics for it. I don't go into the bathroom anymore after the last incident.

>> No.15788765

kek. Stay salty manual brush peasants! AI will make you obsolete first!

>> No.15788825

>>15788720
>Gum Bleeding
>Yes
That's a yikes from me, dawg.

>> No.15788842

>>15788344
Yeah probably cause you are stupid. But ok, I guess some people need guidance from an app when brushing so they don't fuck up such a simple task :)

>> No.15788849

>>15788109
never buy a toothbrush obviously more intelligent than yourself

>> No.15788873

well uh congratulations on your electric toothbrush I guess
dumbass

>> No.15788921

>>15788585
>>15788873
Kys

>> No.15788933

>>15788842
Says the gum scrape racket technician. You have an investment in giving us bad advice

>> No.15788989

>>15788109
>doesn't have UV whitening
>doesn't make microbiota analysis
>doesn't have alexa to make toothpaste discounts and keep me company
No thanks pal, I'll wait for the next revision

>> No.15789162

>>15788245
this

>> No.15789186

>>15788302
this. You can't even wash back of your teeth properly with electric toothbrush

>> No.15789204
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>>15788245
Exactly. Imagine being dumb enough to fall for a marketing scam like "AI brushing recognition." Stay in school, kids, especially your math, science and philosophy classes.

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>>15788109
>paying a $70 premium for the exact same product you can buy for $30

>> No.15789226

>>15788933
Gum scrape technician lmaoo ok believe what you want.

IF you don' believe me do some research. A regular toothbrush does the same job if you brush your teeth correctly, take enough time to do it and do it properly.

You also need to choose the right brush, a lot of people pick hard brushes which are used for cleaning dentures and can hurt your gums.

A 5$ brush and a quality toothpaste (again quality doesn't mean the most expensive one) do the same job. People are just lazy, brush too hard and incorrectly and just lack general knowledge about the subject.

These people then pay 300$ for an AI toothbrush, if you have to get an electric one you can buy cheaper ones, it's the same crap.

It's just marketing and it sounds futuristic and cool AI toothbrush, but it's nonsense. Next we wil have an AI ass whipping machine, because that too is too complicated for some people I guess.

And some dentists are brainwashed cucks, who say anything the industry tells them.

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>the botnet wants my teeth to rot

>> No.15789266

>>15788720
jesus christ, fucking kys

>> No.15789280

you need to watch this, OP...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ4W7yB9Mow

>> No.15789296

I am using an electrich toothbrush mostly for the sake of 2 minutes timer notification. Thats a great feature for me.

But but but, if you arent flossing yout teeth, you will have shit teeth even if you buy an alien toothbrush with ai vr data mining blockchain features. Flossing is the key.

>> No.15789310

>>15788720
>his teeth are blue

>> No.15789333

>>15788109

Lol i brush my teeth too u mad dude??

>> No.15789349

>>15789266
Whats wrong?

>> No.15789361

Putting bluetooth and an app on anything these days is purely for normies and niggers.

>> No.15789378

the person who sold this shit to you is laughing at you op. i guarantee the owner of this crap just uses a normal toothbrush like any sensible person. you've been scammed. fucking bluetooth toothbrushes, what utter horseshit. just brush your fkn teeth, what kind of dribbling simpleton needs the fucking toothbrush to give you instructions? worst memeshit ever.

>> No.15789443

>>15789378
Cope seething

>> No.15789462

>>15788109
>>15788147
>>15788261
how much of a piece of shit redditor does one have to be in order to fall for such an obvious bait?
>>15788245
this is the typical guy that says common sense shit thinking hes einstein. bro you didnt get shit grades is high school because you didnt try hard, you got them because your peak dunning krugerism. dumb as a rock

>> No.15789464

I use a regular toothbrush, brush 2x a day, and rarely floss. I have never have a cavity. OP is cucked.

>> No.15789573

Sonicare is infinitely better. OP confirmed dick-breathed faggot.

>> No.15789641

>>15789573
Spotted philips shill

>> No.15789651

wanna buy some bluetooth shoes which count your steps and give you hints on how to walk better?
get a grip ffs, you've been sold utter crap. it's worse than the juicero

>> No.15789659

>>15789651
Want to try to say it to my face IRL? Ill fucking smash your teeth in kid

>> No.15789662

>>15789378
>i guarantee the owner of this crap just uses a normal toothbrush like any sensible person.

lmaooooooo, this.

>> No.15789699

Sonicare is better, oral-b is trash.

t. used to use oral-b until I got a sonicare and realize how much better they are. Those tiny circular brush heads suck ass too.

>> No.15789700

This thread is hilarious. That gamified tooth brushing app is fucking stupid. Can you unlock achievements on it? Can you post your brushing results on Facebook?

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>>15789700
There is many achivements and medal yes

>> No.15789776

I had a Sonicare but it broke and now I dont feel like spending all that money again on a fucking brush.

>> No.15789811

>>15789776
Just take a loan man

>> No.15789928

>>15789811
t. tooth jew

>> No.15789936

>>15789753
1v1 me noob

>> No.15789980

>>15789659
oh god the cringe

>> No.15790042

>>15789753
holy shit that is hilarious

>> No.15790081

>>15790042
Why?

>> No.15790111

>>15790081
The idea of achievements for brushing your teeth because amerilards are too lazy / stupid to just fucking do it that they need some kind of external motivation. This is some really sad shit honestly.

>> No.15790126

>>15788109
My $3 hand powered toothbrush is better than that shekelburg shit.

>> No.15790150

>>15790111
Youre doing good buddy! Way to go!
https://youtu.be/MelewF3DLo0

>> No.15790155

>>15789462
to be fair this is the best b8 in weeks m8y

>> No.15790159

>>15789659
Hahaha idiot

>> No.15790275

>>15790159
Enjoy jail

>> No.15790290

Jajaja oh fuck look at this queers gay ass shoes lmao

I bully random faggots like you in public for dressing like little faggits

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>>15788245
Op eternally BTFO and /thread

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>>15788109

>> No.15790437

>>15790352
Cringe

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>>15790437
>Cringing at clown world in clown world

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>>15788302
>floss
>not irrigator
huh?

>> No.15790491

Holy fuck anyone that doesn’t just use a standard normal toothbrush is a literal autist

Fucking lmao this is gold. Brushing in circles that hard little buddy?

>> No.15790515

OP is such a brain dead nigger he needs the down syndrome version AI of Siri to tell him to brish his teeth lmao I bet you also found enlightenment from Juden Peterstein telling you to clean your room. Now go wash your balls bucko

>> No.15790524

>>15788109

>imagine being that gullible

>> No.15790659

>>15790491
Cope poorfag