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15783536 No.15783536 [Reply] [Original]

Which profession do you automatically distrust, without even speaking to the person and why?

>> No.15783555

Accountants. They will run a business into the ground claiming it saved 5% of costs that fiscal year.

>> No.15783804

>>15783536
politicians

>> No.15783821

Anyone who wears a three-piece suit to work.

>> No.15783828

>>15783536
lawyers, bankers, car salesmen, mechanics. Have yet to meet an honest person in any of those occupations.

>> No.15783833

Lawyers, they have worked voraciously their whole lives to learn the masterful art of ruining your fucking existence for clout and profit

>> No.15783840

Everyone, but I assume that they're all lying about different things.

>> No.15783841

dentists

>> No.15783844

>>15783828
>lawyers, bankers, car salesmen, mechanics
nailed it

>> No.15783849

>>15783828
i have met honest mechanics
don't go for the cheapest they tend to be scammy pos

>> No.15783854

>>15783536
Anyone who doesn't have their prices displayed on the wall or their website.

>> No.15783858

>>15783833
>>15783833
nice dubs, but not if they're defense attorneys they're not bad guys. i've seen some shady things done by defense attorneys personally but it was always to save their clients.

>> No.15783879

>>15783849
this. they charge those prices because they know what their time plus good parts cost. if you go for cheap mechanics prepare to get fucked in some way. you won't even know it till months later when another guy tells you whoever did this did it bad etc.

>> No.15783896

The most honest professionals are mechanics and engineers since they are the only ones who care about what they fix.

>> No.15783911

>>15783896

Imagine being this guy.

>> No.15783912

>>15783536
real estate cunts
agents are pretty bad also, but cunts who buy and sell property are, without exception, FIRST! on DOTR. shower of copperplate dickheads. Second hand car dealers with megalomania

>> No.15783920

>>15783828
the honest mechanics dont have a sign

>> No.15783934

>>15783911
You're going to get fucked over costwise, but they love what they want to improve for fix and merely want to put the best things in. Overengineering is usually a result of too much budget and hard napkins thrown about the floor of the R&D lab. That's why you ask them for the cheapest option after they tell you the solution.

>> No.15783935

>>15783896
>engineers
>honest

>> No.15783948

>>15783934

Uh huh. So what discipline of engineering did you major in?

>> No.15783952

>>15783536
>lawyer
Overwhelmingly sociopaths. Usually come from a monied background and believe people poorer than them are vermin.

>> No.15783961

>>15783920
They also often don't even want your business.

>> No.15783964

>>15783935
They are dumbass, you just don't like what they have to say.
>>15783948
Synthetic Biology.

>> No.15783965

Repairmen of any kind.
Salesmen of any kind.
Journalists/reporters.

>> No.15783980

>>15783964

Are you sure that they're honest, or are you just too autistic to notice the dishonesty?

>> No.15783988
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>>15783980
Engineers are autistic as fuck and have very little filters. I don't think you actually hang out with any engineers that use their degree as they usually are brutally honest when something sucks.

>> No.15783998

>>15783536
1) Realtors
2) Politicians
3) Ivy league liberal arts majors
4) Lawyers (suspicious/random cost of services)

>> No.15784041
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>>15783988

I knew a guy whose dad was an engineer. They called him Honest John. When they were building oil pipelines in Nigeria he would drive along the pipeline route. At every military checkpoint in the country he would ask for the Colonel present and pay them their bribe so that the company could lay the pipe unmolested.

Your notion of the bounds of honesty and dishonesty are humorous to me.

>> No.15784079

>>15784041
Your dad's rando Engineer in fucking Nigeria having to bribe a corrupt government is a retarded anecdote to claim that all engineers are dishonest you fucking degenerated moron.

>> No.15784097

>>15784079

Your autistic inability to understand that life in general is rife with dishonesty betrays you as a STEM major.

>> No.15784098

>>15784079
guy's dad* Whomever its a stupid anecdote and I realize now why I felt like I was talking to some 102 IQ retard.

>> No.15784099

In all honesty, why do repairmen lie? Wouldn't you make more money by being honest and getting a great reputation? Or do repairmen all start out honest and then get idiotic customers where they get sick of it and look at them as the enemy that would fuck them over if they were being reasonable.

>> No.15784108

>>15784097
You would do well to learn from my "autistic" brutal honesty. Listening to fucking idiots here can cost you millions in profits.

>> No.15784109

Literally every profession has a personal agenda.

>> No.15784118

>>15784079
bribery is legal and supported by multi national corporations in many countries. bribes are cultural and are often built into the local governance. its a defacto fee.

>> No.15784127

>>15783841
Lol what happened at the dentists office??

>> No.15784130

>>15784108

I'm not learning anything from this conversation except how naive you are.

>> No.15784131

>>15784118
You know he didn't know that. You know this fucking guy is going to lose everything he has to a scamcoin in 6 months.

>> No.15784132

>>15783536
anyone doing any kind of sales. which is everyone

>> No.15784146

Journalists.

>> No.15784150

>>15784130
I've learned you're a spineless idiot who knows nothing but claims a lot. You make blanket milquetoast statements and claim specificity as autism, then throw anecdotes at someone who got anecdotes as an arguement beaten out of them over a decade ago.

>> No.15784160

Realtors are gigantic faggots
Then lawyers, salesmen, pharma reps, MBA bean-counters, journalists, pajeets, chinks, arabs

>> No.15784171

>>15784150

Life is going to be full of butthurt for you.

>> No.15784178

>>15783536
I don't trust anyone, unless they earn trust, and even then, I keep an eye on them. The monkey brain will always kick in, at some point.

>> No.15784181

>>15784171
I bought 25k of Link at .25 . I don't need you shitty insults.

>> No.15784188

lawyers, government employees and financial advisors

>> No.15784219

>>15784097

>life in general is rife with dishonesty

no

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>>15784181

I'm glad.

>>15784219

>life in general isn't rife with dishonesty

>> No.15784317

Teachers. They are the biggest libtards that feel are owed something with their bs degrees.

>> No.15784572

Climate scientist. I've worked with them before and they're the shadiest, slimiest of researchers. At least psychologists were just stupid and didn't understand statistics, climate scientists just make shit up and know it's shit.

>> No.15784627

>>15783896
kek, i used to share this delusion. as my mate puts it, engineering is all about staying on time, under budget, and not getting sued

>> No.15784638

>>15783536
Anyone knows of a game that lets you build houses like in the sims? I don't want to install Origin FUCK

>> No.15784720

>>15784118
Bribes are literally illegal under the FCPA act in the US. You some kind of foreigner?

>> No.15784733

>>15784720
>in the US
virtually every top company is multinational. Google pays bribes, Amazon pays bribes. Foreign bribes are considered expenses by the IRS and are a fairly transparent transaction.

>> No.15784754

Psychiatrists
Humanities / Social science professors
Non-profit grifters

>> No.15784775

Any Israeli.

>> No.15784785

>>15783896
lol you have no real world experience if you honestly think engineers care about what they create. Some do, but a lot could give a fuck how practical it is for the tradesmen to build, install, and maintain the fuckin thing

>> No.15784791

How do I meet an honest mechanic? That sounds like a great guy to know. I can do basic stuff on the car, but if anything else, I need a real man to take care of it.

>> No.15784858

>>15784099

Most repairmen are incompetent and realize you want to pay as little money as possible

>> No.15784906

>>15783536
Medical doctor, actor, politician, cop, and to a lesser extent anyone working for the gubberment.

>> No.15784908

Lawyers and insurance salesmen.

> lawyers
OMG YOU NEED A LAWYER FOR EVERYTHING, GIVE ME YOUR MONEY OR THE LAW SYSTEM WILL FUCK YOU UP!!

> Insurance salesmen
OMG YOU NEED MORE COVERAGE!! COVERAGE FOR EVERYTHING!! YOU COULD GET HIT BY A CAR TOMORROW! BE AFRAID OF EVERYTHING!!

>> No.15784947

>>15784908
If you ever get arrested, don't go reading lawyer websites. All you will do is give yourself a panic attack.

>> No.15784949
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>>15783828
Never had an issue with mechanics. Then again, I don't cheap out and do my research to make sure the transaction will be a pleasant one.

>> No.15785005

Teachers. Most of them are just libtards that feel they are owed something from their bs degree. I straight up pity them

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>>15785005
>libtards

>> No.15785153

>>15783536
Bankers, anyone in marketing, any person in sales, most lawyers, and anyone who works a dead end job.

>> No.15786200

Real estate agents. I worked at a real estate company and the agents were even fucking over their collegues over a few hundred dollars, not to mention the actual customers.

>> No.15786264

>>15783536
Journalists, they're either puppets or unemployed, no middle ground.

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>>15783536
Event photographers. You're talking with someone at a conference and they silently come up to you with their SLR and take action shots of you just talking. You're supposed to pretend like they're not there but it's the cringiest shit in the world. Even worse are the ones that just walk up to the stage like they're invisible. So distracting.

>> No.15786279

>Personal trainers
>salesman
>dieticians
>women

I know how to eat, lift and masturbate TYVM.

>> No.15786280

>>15784178
The "monkey brain" doesn't exist fucking retard, it's either the "lizard/reptile brain" or the limbic system.

>> No.15786283

>>15783536
"Professor" activists

>> No.15786291

>>15784733
>in the US
In the US it's just more hypocritical, what is lobbying if not bribes?

>> No.15786382

>>15786266
this regarding the cringe factor although idgaf about them at all. For me it's the beggars that are part of some kind of mafia/organization. Especially In central European countries where there is no need to beg.

>> No.15786403

>>15783536
LAWYERS

>> No.15786449

Journalists, taxi drivers, bankers.

>> No.15786647

>>15783536
Car salesmen. Only idiots buy cars new, and they stand around dealerships acting like chads, because they make bank on the vast supply of idiots.

>> No.15786670

*Angry paranoid hypermasculine voice*: I don’t trust all of those JEWISH BANKERS

>> No.15786714

>>15784079
local way of business aka not payed to actually do job aka no bribe(tip) no service
look at service industry and its payment systems compared to places without it

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>>15783536
Anyone related to BTC specifically, with 4x weighting for blockstream and 4000x weighting for larping warlord gangsters.

>> No.15786733

>>15786266
beware when you at a protest and photographers appear, especially when they all focus on you only and you find out a literal murderer and pimp filled out forms/payments/etc in your name
it happened to me it'll happen to you too

>> No.15786763

Lawyers. They are really just cops who are too pussy for guns and so they bible study some boring rules the rich presented to them as morality to help them safeguard their assets.

>> No.15786841

Those JEWISH BANKERS are devaluing the currency

J E W I S H
B A N K E R S

>> No.15786891

>>15786733
>especially when they all focus on you only and you find out a literal murderer and pimp filled out forms/payments/etc in your name
>it happened to me it'll happen to you too
What???? Storytime!

>> No.15786930

>1 post by OP
>57 retards reply
Never change new fags and idiots. Where would google be without you

>> No.15786983

>>15786891
stupid college days, people post lots of pictures of abortions all across campus, won't remove pictures of dead babies and shit, some people come together to protest this shit, everyone and other people show up, make posters to protest, I stupid anon, hold up poster that others hand off to me to protest, all photographers zoom in on me alone, make sure to have no one elses faces in pictures
....find out pimp that murdered some kids and would pimp underage girls around town almost got caught impregnating his girls(all those abortions on campus) and needed someone to take the fall so him and his girls can continue operations
sign making fun of abortions and saying stick it in there shit hole is taken as evidence that stupid, virgin anon is responsible by judge(who was caught with one of pimps girls)

story of anons life

>> No.15787130

>>15784949
> mechanics are honest you just need to learn mechanics to not be tricked

>> No.15787145

JEWISH BANKERS FUCKED my WIFE

>> No.15787399

>>15783536
As a lawyer I just love all the salt my existence creates here

>> No.15787467

>>15783841
Hey fuck you I actually care about my patients

>> No.15787540

1/ Bankers 2/ Politicians
Bankers are the most deceptive people you will ever find in the world. Speaking from personal experience here, NEVER believe anything from those fuckers, even with proper paperwork.

>> No.15787567

>>15783858
So they ruin the other party's life. Same thing

>> No.15787594

>>15787540

Politicians are exactly the same, of course with the difference that they can rarely fuck you directly and usually do it indirectly. On the other hand it's kinda like passive fucking, because it's gonna happen no matter if you have dealings with politicians. With bankers you have to actually do some dealings so that they can fuck you.

>> No.15787599

>>15783536
People with MBAs.

>> No.15787645

>>15784181

Oh, you were a stinklet. That explains why you are so delusional and out of touch with reality. You'll be swinging when Sergay starts to dump the 580 million StainStinks he still has left over after the 700K dump spam.

>> No.15787659

>>15786280
the monkey brain is which makes you play with your genitals non stop

>> No.15787996

>>15784109
...except shitcoin shillers. We are pristine and honest.

>> No.15788168

>>15783536
Takeaway:
Everyone involved with
>Law
>Government
>Finances
>Marketing/Sales
>Real estate
>Clinical medicine/nutrition
>Cheap household/car services
Coming from
>Students (~30%)
>NEETs (~15%)
>Labourer (~15%)
>Tradies (~10%)
>Self-employed (~5%)
>STEM (~5%)
>Professional brokers (~5%)
>Div. (~15%)

>> No.15788277

>>15783841
Anti-dentite son if a bitch

>> No.15788316

>>15783536
Anybody involved with the government.

>> No.15788319

I have met ONE honest lawyer in my life.

>> No.15788339

Doctors are assholes who insult you behind your back but break down when you confront them. They even have a couple acronyms to insult you on the chart. Nurses like to fuck with patients, and there's a reason so many hospital visitors beat the shit out of the nurses and doctors. A lot of them are just complete fucking cunts

>> No.15788434

>>15784754
>Psychiatrists
Why?

>> No.15788464

>>15783841
Used car salesmen for your teeth just cause my dad is a dentist I hate and distrust them all

>> No.15788517

Marketing/advertising. Their entire field is founded upon tricking people into thinking they want something they don't actually want. Psyop CIAniggers for hire.

>> No.15788566

>>15788168
what is "div."

>> No.15789013

>>15783555
>trips
>real world answer
>spot on
This post was too good for /biz/

>> No.15789096

Doctors, they suck blood and cure jack shit

God fucking damn. If you deposit 5k in hospital thinking it's well enough to cover everything, it'll be GONE and you still owe rockeefeller money.

If you don't go to the doctor your body has a higher probability of curing itself.
If they happen to cure one thing another thing pops up because of the side effects, back to the doc.

I refuse to go to hospital and let god cure me.

>> No.15789108

>>15783536
Keynsian economists

>> No.15789135

>marketers
>influencers
>politicians
>lawyers
>financial advisors
>journalists

>> No.15789140

>>15783828
plus
>>15783804
plus male pre-school/kindergarten "teachers" or female cop/firemen/soldiers.

>> No.15789155

>>15789140
Also I forgot to add brokers and anybody unironically involved full time in crypto.

>> No.15789161

Also teachers
Fucking retards and liars

Some kids are smarter than the teacher then the teacher likes to mislead them to not look like an complete idiot

>> No.15789292

>>15783536
Doctors. Doctors are the most dishonest professionals. If you get better on your own, they get credit, if you die it's your fault for being old/sick/weak.

Insurance charges them the most because of how much they fuck up. Their profession is organized like a medieval European workers guild.

They kill more people than the military does (between 250'000 and 440'000 people per year in the US alone).

Doctors are pure shite. Die at home it's cheaper.

>> No.15789898

>>15783536
Psychologists. They are the slipperiest of people. They literally study how to manipulate people, and typically are damaged and had to visit a psychologist in their youth - hence their interest.
Also any profession where the person is put in a "hero" position. Firefighters, doctors, and ambulance workers.
I work in a hospital and the ambulance workers are literally the worst people on earth. They're not smart enough to have become doctors so they have found a loophole where they still get power and to be "heroes". This makes them incredibly arrogant and gives them an inferiority complex.
All generally speaking of course.

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>>15789161
Yeah I'll never forget when I was a kid of about 10 years old I took a MENSA test. I missed out on entry by one point but was invited to take the test again because they said on thehe'd let us watch this live DVD of theirs (he never did)...any way...
retake I'd very likely get it.
I really admired my teacher at the time. He was a real Dead Poet's Society type. He had us stand on our desks and sing songs. He taught us lyrics to songs that had strong swear words in them. etc etc.
Any way I was telling him how I had tried to get into MENSA, because to me this guy was smart and he'd relate and find it cool. I was sort of boasting but I was only 10.
Any way instead of encouraging me to do it again or anything like that he was just like "Yeah, well I DID get in." Basically letting me know he was smarter than me. A 10 year old.
I was sort of confused at the time and didn't really like the experience but didn't know what to make of it.
As an adult it's now blatantly clear to me what a fucking faggot the dude was. I mean who needs to intellectually dominate a fucking child to feel big. Wanker.

>> No.15790007

>>15783840
This. I don't trust anyone. Most people have one goal: Make as much money as possible. If this is at your expense, they don't give a shit.

>> No.15790017

>>15789161
Yeah I'll never forget when I was a kid of about 10 years old I took a MENSA test. I missed out on entry by one point but was invited to take the test again because they said on the resit I'd very likely get it.
I really admired my teacher at the time. He was a real Dead Poet's Society type. He had us stand on our desks and sing songs. He taught us lyrics to songs that had strong swear words in them. etc etc.
Any way I was telling him how I had tried to get into MENSA, because to me this guy was smart and he'd relate and find it cool. I was sort of boasting but I was only 10.
Any way instead of encouraging me to do it again or anything like that he was just like "Yeah, well I DID get in." Basically letting me know he was smarter than me. A 10 year old.
I was sort of confused at the time and didn't really like the experience but didn't know what to make of it.
As an adult it's now blatantly clear to me what a fucking faggot the dude was. I mean who needs to intellectually dominate a fucking child to feel big. Wanker.

>> No.15790057

>>15789292
exactly, after all, if anyone trying to better my heath is going to accidently kill me, it should be me

>> No.15790088

>>15784041
You're retarded. First of all it's fucking Nigeria, of course there are bribes.
Secondly "are humorous to me". You sound like a fucking five year old having a power trip. You've had too much fizzypop and watched one too many superhero movies. Go to bed Darren.

>> No.15790112

>>15783536
>politicians
>bankers
>Repairmen
>lawyers, Got in a motorcycle accident and my lawyer wanted 20K of my 100K settlement. This is after the fact that my hospital bill took 20k and the insurance company took some of the money. I ended up negotiating with him and he took, 10k. Fucking jews

>> No.15790124

>>15783536
Marketers. They exist solely to lie to your face and manipulate you into buying their cheap shit.