Tonight's the night - Euromillions/Lottery thread

[Anonymous No.15777453]

While every single financial institution, market and asset is dropping in value, the lottery stays stronger than ever.

For only 2,50€ you are granted the possibility of becoming a millionaire overnight, what's your excuse for not playing at least once a week? Here's my grid for tonight's drawing : 01-35-43-47-50 3* 10*

See you in my Lamborghini

[Anonymous No.15777471]

>>15777453
good luck from all of us in the US

[Anonymous No.15777474]

>>15777453
You don't bet on the fact that when leaving the house today you'll run into christina hendricks and she'll be so enamoured by you she invited you for a drink and a few hours later you have passionate drunken sex in a bar toilet do you?

Literally the same odds. Save your money.

[Anonymous No.15777574]

>>15777474
Actually lower odds. I wouldn't fuck that fat chick if she threw herself at me.

[Anonymous No.15777605]

>>15777453
Just bought a ticket too. It would be amazing to win, but the fun for me is thinking of what I would do if I won.

In some ways I actually don't want to win. 190 million is a crazy amount of money and you could live like a king for the rest of your life and do so much to help your family and things you care about. But in this political climate, it will make you a target for very jealous and angry people, so you are going to be spend a lot protecting yourself.

[Anonymous No.15777825]

>>15777453
Are you a student? Every time a lottery shill thread shows up it's around this time of the year, as if it was a student who started to get bored or overwhelmed by his upcoming work, projecting his retarded dreams onto the board. I remember last year when the megamillions hype was at its highest

[Anonymous No.15777850]

>>15777453
I hate that they dropped the UK millionaire maker from 2 to 1. Little point in playing now.

[Anonymous No.15777851]

>>15777605
>but the fun for me is thinking of what I would do if I won.
There's no need to buy a ticket for that, anon.

[Anonymous No.15777865]

>>15777453
I'm legit Buying this place if I win tonight

[Anonymous No.15777871]

why not eurojackpot?

[Anonymous No.15777881]

>>15777871
because there's 190 000 000€ tonight

[Anonymous No.15777884]

>>15777453
All £167 million is mine tonight.
Begging letters will be thrown on the fire

[Anonymous No.15777949]

I want to win so I can buy my parents full time carers and by myself a house and start a family. Please kek make the jackpot mine

[Anonymous No.15777984]

>>15777574
Post body

[Anonymous No.15778207]

>>15777453
Would anyone here stay in Europe after they won? Or would everyone move to Thailand? I would probably move somewhere sunnier and less crowded than the UK.

>>15777850
They did that because of the shit exchange rate now, didn't they?

[Anonymous No.15778259]

give some numbers that i'll play tonight it would be awesome if some random anon's numbers makes me rich !

[Anonymous No.15778299]

>>15778207
>Would anyone here stay in Europe after they won?
i would buy a house in my home country so that i always have a place that is mine then live in nice airbnbs all around the world

[Anonymous No.15778309]

>>15778259
06 14 23 29 41 and 04 05 for the two stars

[Anonymous No.15778376]

good luck anons.

[Anonymous No.15778378]

>>15778309
thx you, need moar numbers cmon anons, make my fortune great again !

[Anonymous No.15778397]

>>15778207
No, it was done to ‘increase the winnings for smaller payouts’.
Who gives a fuck if a couple people win £6k instead of £5k. Far more life changing for one individual to win £1m.

[Anonymous No.15778401]

>>15777453
That's a stupid amount of money. I wish you all the best, but I hope I win.

>>15777884
It's 169 now, probably 170 by tonight. You get nothing for being wrong.

>>15778259
>>15778378
Play OP's numbers for the laugh.

>>15778299
With 169 million, I would holiday in aman hotels rather than airbnbs.

[Anonymous No.15778428]

>>15778401
This. Play anons numbers. Or buy another ticket with the same numbers, twice the chance of winning when they draw your ticket from the raffle.

[Anonymous No.15778433]

What's with all the lottery players, did /biz/ get swarmed with retards?

[Anonymous No.15778468]

>>15778433
190 Million for 2.5€ you'd be a retard not to buy one ticket

[Anonymous No.15778476]

>>15778259
Ok, my lucky dip random number generator spewed these out:
(5) (25) (40) (44) (50) *6 *12
If you win, I expect to see the mother of all shitposts on here.

[Anonymous No.15778487]

>>15778433
Moren than half of biz is socialist
Most of biz os statists

Biz were always filled with idiots, tere's only a few autistic geniuses here and there that can find some hidden gems in cripto but thats it

[Anonymous No.15778495]

>>15777453
Spend 2,50€ buying a diferente alt coin each week, your odds of becoming millionare whit that are higher then with the lottery

[Anonymous No.15778576]

>>15778468
Except your chances are virtually 0. It's pretty much wasted money.

[Anonymous No.15778634]

>>15778468
except YOU are the retard. Doen't matter if the prize is 5 mil or 200 mil

[Anonymous No.15778670]

>>15778468
You don't seem to understand the numbers here. It could be $2k or $6 billion. It doesn't matter, you will just lose money.

[Anonymous No.15778696]

>>15777453
I prefer to wait for lightning outside

[Anonymous No.15778728]

>>15778576
>>15778670
2 and a fucking half Euro
if such a small amount of money is that important you have bigger problem in life

[Anonymous No.15778736]

Is there a live stream of it?

[Anonymous No.15778758]

>>15778736
Fuck you gave me an idea, I should start a twitch channel of me reacting to live loto drawings or something getting my hopes up and crushed for everyone's entertainment.

[Anonymous No.15778859]

Why is it every time there is a lotto thread with people who just want a laugh, it always gets naysayer armchair statistics experts who feel it is their duty to spoil fun?

No, your chances are 1 in 140 million, not 0 or "literally" 1 in 7 billion. Still ridiculously huge odds, but your chances are zero if you don't play. Considering there are over 50 million ticket sales for tonight, there is a chance that someone will win. Meh, I don't care, I play it for fun.

[Anonymous No.15779744]

>>15777453
2 hours left, good luck everyone.

[Anonymous No.15779942]

>>15777453
you can save your cash now boys, the fix is in
oh, they'll be changes on this site by Monday as well. Big changes

[Anonymous No.15780035]

>>15777453
Make me rich anon.

[Anonymous No.15780187]

If digits any winners ITT need to give me a cool $10k cheers.

[Anonymous No.15780212]

Absolute madman here. Just spent 100€ for 40 grids. It's my turn to be rich anons

[Anonymous No.15780224]

>>15780187
No. You've been very rude.

[Anonymous No.15780405]

You could try your luck on Bravoloto, at least it's free.

[Anonymous No.15780427]

>>15780212
Why not put it down on some bet where you at least have some power over the result?

[Anonymous No.15780484]

I'm shaking, /biz/. I want to believe in the dream that it will happen despite fully knowing it won't. I'm fucking fed up of being easily led by my brain, these companies know it all but I still believe somehow

[Anonymous No.15780500]

>>15780427
bets with odds of 68 million to one generally involve galaxies colliding and ayylmao invasions n sheeit. Not entirely impossible, sure, but may make collection difficult
>>15780484
keep the faith anon. You may always be a mug in the gutter, but at least your looking at the stars, You mug

[Anonymous No.15780503]

lotteries are such a scam. wish i could host my own lottery

[Anonymous No.15780671]

>>15780503
You can't?

[Anonymous No.15780695]

>>15777453
Lottery winners are arranged, dont waste a penny on this scam

[Anonymous No.15780700]

>>15780500
Yes but take the €100 and put it on some political bet or something where you're much more likely to come back a winner. €200 euro at very good odds is worth more than millions at basically impossible ones.

[Anonymous No.15780717]

>>15780671
illegal where i live

[Anonymous No.15780798]

>>15780700
What about sports bet?

[Anonymous No.15780901]

>>15780798
I was also thinking about this, why isn't biz into sport bets?

[Anonymous No.15780919]

>>15777453
Been playin the last 2 weeks. If I win, i will market buy 5 million linkies

[Anonymous No.15780941]

>>15780798
Not as good as politics, you don't really have any edge over the odds.

[Anonymous No.15780952]

>>15778433
Massive Jackpot, you need to be in it to win it anon.

[Anonymous No.15780996]

>>15780901
Cuz it requires actual insight to things

[Anonymous No.15781057]

I get 10 EUR worth of free credit from my company every month. That buys me 4 lottery tickets via SMS. It's either that or trying to text prostitutes through pay sites. I can't buy crypto this way - or can I?

[Anonymous No.15781062]

>>15780996

[Anonymous No.15781066]

>>15777453

I FORGOT TO BUY MY FUCKING TICKET

[Anonymous No.15781180]

10 minutes before I finally have enough money to buy this site back from Hiro.

[Anonymous No.15781219]

>>15777453
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.15781280]

And of course I didn't win.

[Anonymous No.15781299]

>>15781280

There's always next week buddy. Keep paying that tax.

[Anonymous No.15781321]

>>15781280
It ends always like this.

[Anonymous No.15781433]

>>15781280
Look if you can't quite conceptualize the waste of money, either think of what $5 here and there over a lifetime adds up to or there are sites which let you infinitely 'enter' fake lotteries at different odds. Maybe after clicking '400 tickets' you'll never do it again.

[Anonymous No.15781706]

it didn't fell wtf
aren't they supposed to go to lower ranks after it reach the maximum ?

[Anonymous No.15781985]

>>15777474
Ambibstil banned?

[Anonymous No.15782076]

>>15781299
What tax?

>>15781706
I think it's after 5 or 6 draws where nobody wins, then it gets shared out.

[Anonymous No.15782856]

Friday is 4th of October, magic will be real. The winning numbers will be as follow :
07,11,15,29,40
04-10
You've seen it here first. Don't miss the next golden mission, anons.

[Anonymous No.15783853]