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About to quit my job right now

trips decide what I do before

>> No.15767779

A massive COOM

>> No.15767791

>>15767778
Get a new job wagie...lol

>> No.15767799

>>15767778
Buy a shit load of FTM and then buy the company in six months.

>> No.15767808
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15767808

Do you have cash to live if you don't have an other job ready? If I had the funds I would just say I'm not coming today/tomorrow then go return my shit. It's never good to burn bridges.

>> No.15767813

Get butt naked and tell everyone they are watching you repeatedly

>> No.15767818

>>15767778
Take a big fat shit on the floor where you work.

>> No.15767819
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>>15767799
Double dubs, harder to get than trips. You know what to do OP

>> No.15767827

>>15767799
There are 2 billion FTM. Anon you are dumb

>> No.15767841

cum on your hand and give your boss a nice firm handshake.

>> No.15767851
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>>15767778

Say I just met my Aunt Jemima for the first time and she said I could work for her counting her money.

>> No.15767854

>>15767827
Nigger it’s $0.1 now and will easily hit $0.50 in the next few months.

>> No.15767869
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15767869

Cooom

>> No.15767892

COOM is the only answer

>> No.15767917

>>15767778
Suck your own cock and cum over your man tits

>> No.15767933

>>15767778
write "google oded yinon plan" all over the walls

>> No.15767951

>>15767778
Hand in a indentured servant contract for the same pay!

>> No.15767956

>>15767779
Everything else would be just wrong

>> No.15767963

>>15767951
WTF, how can the numbers betray Oppie?

>> No.15768188

buy rsr

>> No.15768197

>>15767778
take out a massive loan, then quit the job

>> No.15768206

>>15767779
reroll for coom

>> No.15768647

Bring a gun

>> No.15768688

>>15767819
Retard, do you even math?

>> No.15768694

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>> No.15768704

ask for your job back

>> No.15768719

punch your manager square in the face

>> No.15768761

Coom in someone's coffee cup.

>> No.15768767

BEAT UP YOUR BOSS

>> No.15768770

Take a shit on the floor while shouting BUY CHAINLINK REEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.15768771

>>15767778
COOM on boss

>> No.15768778

Poo poo pee pee all over their bathroom and draw chainlink with your feces

>> No.15768779

see: >>15767917

>> No.15768780

>>15768761
This

>> No.15768891
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15768891

This but then COOM on it

>> No.15768908

just leave nicely dude

>> No.15768910

brap on your boss' face

>> No.15768917

>>15767778
scream "FUCK NIGGERS"

>> No.15768921
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>>15767779
Rolling for coom

>> No.15768927

strip naked, coom all over the office, then roll around screaming "HODL GANG HODL GANG"

>> No.15768946

FUCK YOUR BOSS GODDOG

>> No.15768995

>>15768891
Rerolling for honey NUT cheerios

>> No.15769001
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>>15768921
Roll

>> No.15769021

shit in front of your bosses office!

>> No.15769030

>>15767778
Sell your link stack

>> No.15769033

>>15767778
rig a bunch of christmas lights in the office with christmas music and make it so its loud as shit and really hard to uninstall.

>> No.15769040

Make a solemn vow to give up self-abuse forever

>> No.15769055

>>15767778
Shave your head in the lobby while screaming "I AM MORE THAN ANY MAN YOU WILL GET TO REPLACE ME" then walk our and throw a pizza on your bosses car. Big like that fuck off one from breaking bad

>> No.15769084
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15769084

rolling for public cooming

on your boss' desk preferably

>> No.15769087

coom in your room

>> No.15769099 [DELETED] 

>>15767778
>Champagne glass
>fork
>ting ting ting
>ladies and gentlemen of *insert office name here* I have an announcement to make
>please everyone come into the break room for this announcement
>make small talk waiting for everyone to arrive
>Once everyone is there
>Yell FUCK NIGGERS FUCK *BOSS' NAME* FUCK KIKES
>rip off shirt
>exit while saying I will not be cooming into work ever again and coom on the floor as you exit.

>> No.15769100
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>>15769001
Reroll for coom

>> No.15769106

>>15767779
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.15769116

Kick the fattest fuck there in the gut.

>> No.15769140

>>15769055
Re rolling

>> No.15769148
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>>15769055
Fucking roll again, also scream "Sneed" and put it all on camera.

>> No.15769150

>>15767778
buy link

>> No.15769165
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15769165

Oh noooooooo I'M Coooooooooomiiiiiiing

>> No.15769198

dress up as santa and force the employees to drink eggnog until they throw up. start screaming hohoho when they ask why are you doing this?

>> No.15769225
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>>15769100

>> No.15769380

>>15767778
rape your boss

>> No.15769403

Dollar bills up ya bumpa

>> No.15769453

COOM 5 TIMES PER DAY FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS

>> No.15769484

>>15767778
5 second hug with each coworker before leaving. Kiss the hottest one

>> No.15769515

>>15767778
Shit on the doorstep

>> No.15769562

all in BTC

>> No.15769758

>>15767778
Go on nofap until you find a new job. Then when you got a new job, coom all over your new boss's desk.

>> No.15769765

start a business and devote yourself to it until you make it

>> No.15769811

Move to Spain and be unemployed youth there.

>> No.15769883

>>15768778
so close

>> No.15769954

cumin your mouth and yell MY LINKIES ARE VERY STINKY

>> No.15770008

>>15767778
Write a thank you letter to your boss, give at least 2 weeks' notice, and be very professional in handing over your responsibilities and training your replacement.

>> No.15770028

>>15770008
Re-roll

>> No.15770217

>>15767778
coom in your own ass

>> No.15770386

>>15767778
Poop hammock. Pics or didn’t happen.

>> No.15770539

>>15767779
Coom and eat it

>> No.15770619

cuum

>> No.15770630

>>15767778
Have sex

>> No.15770642

>>15767778
Take a shit on your boss's wife.

>> No.15770652

>>15767854
no it wont faggot

op rolling for you to coom on the bosses desk and you HAVE to post timestamp

>> No.15770691

>>15767778
die

>> No.15770698

Stream an hero on bitwave.tv

>> No.15770851
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COOOM

>> No.15770878

Suk ur own penis until completion

>> No.15770906

>>15767778
Buy rsr

>> No.15771117

Do nothing like the beta bitch that you are

>> No.15771128

Fucking coooooooom

>> No.15771131

Call your boss a bitch nigga

>> No.15771138

Coom

>> No.15771140

>>15767778
There's only one thing to do, submerge your boss in your coom

>> No.15771155

>>15767778
Don't burn your bridges, you may end up having to beg for your job again some day.

>> No.15771229

Sharpie in pooper

>> No.15771557

winrar

>> No.15771760

Put on joker face paint

>> No.15771787

Take a shit on your boss's desk, then post timestamped proof here on /biz/

>> No.15771851

Go find the next employee you see (female if you prefer) and forcefully start eating her ass, but before you do timestamp what she looks like

>> No.15771867

>>15771851
Re rollin

>> No.15771871

Open your bosses drawer and drop a duece and close it up for the night. let him find it naturally over time.

>> No.15771917

>>15767778
shit on their desk

>> No.15771933

>>15767778
tell all your coworkers what you really think of them, especially your boss, then go do donuts in the parking lot

>> No.15771939
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15771939

REROLLING FOR COOM ON YOUR BOSSES DESK

>> No.15772189

shoot up your workplace

>> No.15772196

COOM in every toilet

>> No.15772355 [DELETED] 

>>15767778
Coom in soap dispenser

>> No.15772365 [DELETED] 

Coom in soap dispenser

>> No.15772379

>>15767778
Quit cuz I already quit mine bro

>> No.15772397
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>>15767778
Coom in your boss's wife!!!

>> No.15772408

Wait in bathroom stall until someone takes the one next to you.
Shout "I'M COOMING" as you unleash on the floor under the divider.

>> No.15772409
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15772409

Brother.

>> No.15772435

give me all your bitcoin

>> No.15772445

>>15772435
reroll

>> No.15772560

>>15767778
scream NIIIIIIIGERRRRRRRRR

>> No.15772886

>>15772397
Kek

>> No.15772992

fuck the bosses wife

>> No.15773013

Buy link and relax kiddo

>> No.15773090

>>15767778
Go into the woods and starve for 5 days and feel your mortal body decay

>> No.15773119

Buy a gun and kill yourself at work

>> No.15773131

Ask for a raise. Get it, then quit anyways.

>> No.15773276

>>15773119
This. Based move. You'll be legendary bro do it

>> No.15773611

COOM IN YOUR MOUTH

>> No.15773633
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15773633

take a big fat poopy and don't flush

>> No.15773657

>>15767779
Just Coom

>> No.15773665

>>15767778
all in on LINK.

>> No.15773676
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15773676

>>15767779
MASSIVE COOM, leave it on the desk

>> No.15773789

>>15767778
I just quit a job making 150k a year without anything lined up so I could be back home with the family.

Realized money is meaningless and I'm going to actually do what I enjoy doing with my life.

>> No.15773966

>>15767778
COOOM and blow all your cash on platinum bars, cause fuck you.

>> No.15774034

Dont resign

>> No.15774063

COOM

>> No.15774088

>>15773789
Larp?

>> No.15774695

COOOOOM in every drawer in your desk and leave it to fester

>> No.15774719

>>15771871
1871. Based.

>> No.15774879

>>15767778
if you're in retail, fuck with the customers and blame your manager.

>> No.15774995

Give me your link

>> No.15775000

>>15767778
stay at your job for one more year

>> No.15775057

>>15775000
WINRAR

>> No.15775067

>>15775000
based, do it OP you fucking faggot

>> No.15775092

>>15767818
i'm going to have to second this. or take a shit into some paper towels and then plant it somewhere they won't be found for awhile, like behind some air ventilation panels. the day before, eat a few pounds of lentils and rice for bulk, and greasy burritos, taco bell etc for the smell and texture.

>> No.15775277

>>15767778
Save up six months living expenses so you don't have to sweat and be stressed during the job search.

>> No.15775294

>>15775000
Took so long to get a trip. op what are you actually going to do?

>> No.15775297
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>>15775000
BACK TO WORK WAGIE

>> No.15775330

>>15775000
OHNONONONONONONONONONO

>> No.15775336

>>15767778
feign temporary madness and show them your asshole

>> No.15775557
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>>15767779
How did this image go from wagecuck going insane to COOMER?

>> No.15775989

>>15775000
Nice

>> No.15776446

>>15775000
CLEAN IT UP, WAGIE

>> No.15776473

>>15775000
OP BTFO

>> No.15776718

>>15775000
op kek has spoken, u need to stay for 1 more year.
topkek

>> No.15776774

>>15767778
commit suicide

>> No.15776794

Start improving yourself

>> No.15777020

Run naked through the office yelling make America great again.

>> No.15777050
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>>15775000
Back in the cage wagie!

>> No.15777607
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15777607

Recite the entire Bee movie script from start to finish at the top of your lungs while you jerk off and coom on the boss’s desk.