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Will money fix this?

>> No.15766107

>>15766103
Yeah bariatric surgery

>> No.15766119

>>15766103
yes by buying a bigger house

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>>15766103

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>>15766103
money could bury it

>> No.15766422

>>15766103
Yes by buying a fucking IRL harpoon to skewer yourself on.

>> No.15766423

>>15766103
you could always get custom taylored bras

>> No.15766442

>>15766103
he'd have to sell a lot more than 700k on a daily basis and might have chance

>> No.15766465

>>15766103
Seems like money was the cause...

>> No.15766656

>>15766103
so the 700k dumps are exchanged for food, it makes sense now
>1000lbs eoy

>> No.15766919

>>15766103
This isn't you. Write a big time stamp on your belly.

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>>15766103
How do you even gain that much weight? I just couldn't fathom..
Is it just constant milk shakes or something? 24 hour milkshakes?!?

>> No.15767845

>>15766103
Sergey shouldn't you be working?

>> No.15768352

>>15766103
MAN THE HARPOONS

>> No.15768376

>>15766103
>imagine how deep the belly button hole is!
>You could probably fuck it
DP the Belly hole!

>> No.15768395

>>15766940
I think their stomach can't signal to brain that it isn't hungry anymore so they keep on eating. They don't simply do it out of gluttony, it's a physical problem

>> No.15768397

>>15766919
How could he? It is out of his reach.

>> No.15768980

>>15768395
Even if that's true, it's not a physical problem, it's a mental problem.

A sane person would think after let's say, doubling his body weight or observing that he eats 10 times of what others eat, that there *might* be something wrong and simply start to count calories.

I pity him. Poor guy being born with such a bad draw at the genetic lottery.

>> No.15768997

dumb fucker. losing weight does not cost anything, just stop eating.

>> No.15769312

>>15768997
Will fatsoes die of starvation if they literally 100% stop eating till they're normal weight? If not, then what the fuck is stopping people from losing weight like that? Sounds like absolute bliss, not having to eat at all.

>> No.15769320

>>15766103
absolute unit

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>>15768395
>deliberately eating yourself to death is a physical problem

>> No.15769369

>>15766103
Wow, Sergey really let himself go.

>> No.15769392

>>15769312

> Features of a successful therapeutic fast of 382 days' duration
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2495396/

TL;DR: 400 lbs guy stopped eating for 382 days. Only drank water, tea and other non-caloric beverages. I don't remember if he got vitamin and mineral supplements.

But got down to normal weight, and here's the real surprise: no excess skin left. The theory is, that his body, by being in a zero cal diet, as opposed to a simple caloric deficit, started digesting the skin, as well as fat.

>> No.15769429

>>15766103
Adderall will fix this

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>>15766119

>> No.15769476

>>15766103
No but fasting will, and with all the money you save eating one meal a day you could get the extra skin you have folded and stapled into natural body armor so you can become a boxer and be known worldwide as the seven-layer man.

>> No.15769707

>>15769369
>the McRory
Sergey gave his local mcdonalds 700k links to fry up Rory into 777 McRorys (hold the pickles) and is unable to stop himself from eating this well-meaning but slightly misinformed sandwich

>> No.15769891

>>15769392
It would be weird not shitting but every 6 weeks.