Business Ideas

[Anonymous No.1575189]

Would it be illegal to have a human digest coffee beans and then sell the coffee online? I thought of doing it as a prank on eBay, but was thinking about the condition our society is in and how retarded humans are, that it could actually catch on and be a marketable thing.

Also, there's a lot of WW3 tin foil hatters going around wanting to learn survival and SHTF scenarios. How much could I sell alcohol stoves made out of soda cans for on Etsy? Could I put a bunch of dead leaves and stuff and a match in a plastic baggie, and make money selling it as an emergency fire starter kit? Also, what about selling single trash bags? They have a ton of uses and could be easily marketed.