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can i create a smart contract that abducts my money if i watch porn Anonymous Sat Sep 28 17:58:32 2019 No.15751069 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 18:00:52 2019 No.15751088 >>15751069 You could with chain link of you connected it to your device.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 18:01:38 2019 No.15751090 >>15751088 can you give me a qrd on how to do it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 18:05:39 2019 No.15751131 You could install a smart kill-switch into your body, which will flip once you watch porn, Anon. But you would at some point still become so horny, you would rationalize to yourself how it'd totally be worth it even if it'd result in your demise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 18:07:32 2019 No.15751150 >>15751131 nah you are retarded, the only reason why fapping is so addictive it's because it has literally 0 negatives compared to any other drug in existence, if fapping gave you some fucked up shit painful effects you would simply stop

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 18:20:01 2019 No.15751251 >>15751069 I would invest, let me know if you get this figured out

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 18:22:36 2019 No.15751272 >>15751090 Write up a smart contract that will deduct your chainlink from myetherwallet every time you access pornhub >Piece of cake anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 19:01:54 2019 No.15751569 >>15751272 i would just find some other obscure website. i've tried blockers before. doesn't work. google is too powerful

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 19:05:03 2019 No.15751595 pretty sure apple watch has a jerk off status API. You could then program it to run a smart contract yes.