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I just had sex, and it was horrible.
I lost my house,my car,got depression,my dog was molested and It turns out that females have special sharp bones in there vaginas that slice the head of the penis during penetration in which the vagina then liquifiys it from which it then creates seamen.

>> No.15739394

Damn, I knew sex ed was just a jewish attempt at exterminating whites but I didn't know it was this bad. Would a pierced condom and my foreskin be enough to withstand the force of a 5'7" woman or should I get more protection?

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15739424

feels dumb man

>> No.15739439

>>15739357
Humans and preying mantis have a lot in common when they have sex. I’m surprised you’re even still alive. I’m not having sex for this reason

>> No.15739443

>>15739394
body armour will be a minimum.