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Sup /biz/, brainlet here, i just got some money (around 60k) I want to invest this money on something that makes me more money, any ideas?

>> No.15736767

>>15736747
MSFT

>> No.15736771

>>15736747
short the Jews

>> No.15736809

>>15736767
Sorry my man, don't know what you are talking about, any more ideas?

>> No.15736811

Income producing real estate like a storage unit facility

>> No.15736819

>>15736747
just send me it, i'll double it for you.
I have alots of experience from runescape times.

>> No.15736841

>>15736819
You won't fool me this time, like you did so many years ago...

>> No.15736853

>>15736747
Easy option is 100% into SPY or NOBL. relatively stable ETFs that will grow 6%+ on average and yield around 2% dividends compound that for 20 years and it's a lot. I would go 50% one of those and 50% REITs or an REIT ETF. WY has been very good to me. REIT is like being a landlord without the bs. Basically high paying dividend stock that is stable.

Or go moonshot and 100% shitcoins/penny stocks. I wouldn't do this, but my risk tolerance is low.

>> No.15736861

Also, is it still worth it to invest in any kind of bitcoin?

>> No.15736894

>>15736809
Sorry anon, I forget that biz prefer gambling instead invest.

>> No.15736901

>>15736861
No more than 25% portfolio imo. I'm in ETH, BTC, XMR 10%.

>> No.15736932

>>15736861

Yes, go all in

>> No.15736990

All in LINK if you're a baller

>> No.15736994

>>15736853
Out of all you mongrels, this anons advice sounds best.

>> No.15737013

what about actual investments rather than meme coins?

>> No.15737037

>>15737013
Yes,

>>15737013
Any suggestions, I was thinking about opening a restaurant of sorts or a photo studio or both.

>> No.15737060

>>15737037
It will probably fail so make sure it isn't organized as a sole proprietorship. Go LLC for most situations. If you want something tangible get a condo down payment in and stop getting fucked by rent.

>> No.15737068

>>15737037
a restaurant is a lot of work for you and your family even though it can produce a lot of money, unless you are chinese or middle eastern chances are you don't have the work ethic or vitality to do it

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15737136

>>15736747
Real answer here:
>Peer to peer investment websites, like Upstart for personal loans or Fundraise for real estate.
>Down payment on a cashflowing rental building in a solid middle class neighborhood with good school
I personally wouldn't put money in stocks because of far we are in the cycle and how crazy valuations are compared to the economic reality on the ground. Crypto is 100% speculative and should make up 5% or less of you portfolio if any at all. You want investments that have good solid regular gains but are durable in recessions.

>> No.15737191

>>15737136
>a solid middle class neighborhood with good school
isn't education a bubble though?

>> No.15737320

>>15737068
What would be "not a lot of work" yet still profitable?

>> No.15737340

>>15737037
>I was thinking about opening a restaurant of sorts or a photo studio or both
how tf did you get 60k in the first place ? did you get run over, or something ?

>> No.15737379

>>15737340
Look, I inherited a house that I sold for 200k, gonna buy another one for 100k and the rest I plan to invest.

By the way, I don't live in murrikkka or Evropa.

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>>15737320

>> No.15737439

Come on cunts, get serious I'm trying to cheat my way to a more confortable living, so stop being so SELFISH and help me out, maybe I could get this WHOLE board some cold ones after I become rich, huh?

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>>15737191
Sure, public school is also a mild form of child abuse, doesnt stop normies from wanting to send their kids to a school that isnt infested with ghetto brainlets. There is always demand for affordable housing in "good" school districts, either from poor people moving up during bull markets, or rich people moving down in bear markets.

>> No.15738016

>>15737379
Remember taxes or you will get anally annihilated.

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15738971

>>15736809

HE MEANS FUCKING MICROSOFT YOU LITTLE CUNT.
THE VERY COMPANY WHICH SOFTWARE YOU ARE USING RIGHT NOW TO SHITPOST HERE

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15739096

>>15737439
>spoonfeed spoonfeed spoonfeed me pls

fine, ask no questions and buy link. You're unbelievably retarded and incapable of thinking so don't bother trying to object and do as I, an anonymous dweller on this christian crayon 2d waifu analysis board, command. Please reply with "Yes senpai" if you understand.