Am I fucked frens?

[Anonymous No.15710416]

>Girl is larping on Tinder saying that she’s 18
>We talk today, says she wants to kick it
>I bring a bottle of Henny and weed to get the job done
>Once I arrive I question her age due to her petite/teenage figure and a cup tits
>Once we start hooking up, she tells me that she is really 15 and a freshman in high school. I’m 25
>Say fuck it, and still eat her out anyway because her pussy and body were tight af
>I’m eating her out in her backyard and she’s moanig loud af
>Her mom hears us. Calls her inside, yelling at her in Spanish
>I hop the fence in her backyard. The stupid bitch stole the rest of my Henny

I feel catfished and wrong about it. Before that I’ve never hooked up with an underage girl in my life. But at the same time her pussy was good af. What do? I don’t want to jeopardize my 10,000 Linkies

[Anonymous No.15710426]

Report her for illegal immigration

[Anonymous No.15710430]

>>15710416
>reported

[Anonymous No.15710461]

>>15710416
you will just get a title of sex offender in CV for the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.15710466]

>>15710416
>business & finance

[Anonymous No.15710477]

>>15710416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZrAYxWPN6c

[Anonymous No.15710479]

Putting aside the fact that she is underage, why the fuck are you eating out a Twitter thot?

Enjoy your throat cancer bud.

[Anonymous No.15710502]

>>15710416
>Eating a Tinder thot's pussy
Ugh

[Anonymous No.15710527]

You sound like a nigger op

[Anonymous No.15710543]

Fun fact I met my fiance when she was 15 and I was 21. It has been 11 years now

[Anonymous No.15710565]

Anon, why don't you have a seat over here

[Anonymous No.15710594]

Sorry Anon, but I'm afraid you'll have to marry her now. Odds are the parents already asked the police to extract your salvia's DNA from her vagina and... what degree do I need to become a federal teenage vagina inspector?

[Anonymous No.15710601]

>>15710543

[Anonymous No.15710627]

>>15710543
>11 years
>only engaged
make a commitment incel

[Anonymous No.15710633]

>>15710416
Fap fap fap

[Anonymous No.15710638]

>>15710416
>Henny

Nigger or wigger ?

[Anonymous No.15710650]

>>15710479
I do this because I'm too depressed to get hard unless the girl lets me slap her around.

[Anonymous No.15710661]

>>15710627
We have half the world to discover yet, still haven't found a good place to call home

[Anonymous No.15710667]

>>15710416
you're literally posting online about being a pedo. have fun in jail you stupid fuck

[Anonymous No.15710695]

>>15710416

You are now a paedophile rapist. Congrats OP.

[Anonymous No.15710781]

>>15710667
Pedos are preteen lovers though. What's wrong with diddling a physically mature 15 year old if she's psychologically mature? I won't go around calling you a pedo for liking 25 year olds, only because I like 35 year olds myself, either. And it's not like 25 year olds don't look completely different from 35 year old post-wall roasties. Many women age really poorly between the age of 25 and 35.

[Anonymous No.15710799]

>>15710781
>Writes all this cringe
>Uses the phrase "roastie"
Oh you're one of them

[Anonymous No.15710800]

>>15710543
Based

[Anonymous No.15710824]

>>15710799
>uses the term "cringe."
>has no arguments
I don't like real women at all, Anon. Regardless of age. I do find roasties and sluts to be degenerate, however. And your entire degenerate Western culture in general. Though it's very telling of your to make reject the term "roastie", essentially showing what kind of fucking cancer degenerate you are yourself. Absolutely embarrassing you zero-self-awareness piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.15710837]

>>15710543
Paul walker?

[Anonymous No.15710836]

>>15710799
>uses the term "cringe."
>has no arguments
I don't like real women at all, Anon. Regardless of age. I do find roasties and sluts to be degenerate, however. And your entire degenerate Western culture in general. Though it's very telling of you to reject the term "roastie", essentially showing what a kind of fucking cancer degenerate you are yourself. Absolutely embarrassing you zero-self-awareness piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.15710856]

>>15710800
Of course you will then insult others for being "degenerate" when you are a degenerate yourself. White-knighting faggot.

[Anonymous No.15710864]

>>15710856 was meant for >>15710799

[Anonymous No.15710885]

>>15710416
>falling for the young women meme
ALWAYS go older. They’re better at sex, they’re incentivised against pregnancy, they say thank you afterwards

[Anonymous No.15710946]

>>15710416

>Henny and weed

Get out of my fucking board you nigger.

[Anonymous No.15711024]

>>15710885
Okay, but are you more likely to luck your way into a 15-year-old pussy going after 18-year-olds or 30-year-olds?

[Anonymous No.15711060]

You were raped anon

[Anonymous No.15711073]

>>15710543
You’re that weird 20 something year old bf we all hear about back in high school