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>> No.15708684

>>15708669
dude Sergey is trolling us. he literally only wears that shirt. is he memeing himself?

>> No.15708689

>>15708684
he has a wardrobe with the same style of shirt

>> No.15708787

>>15708684
The man doesn't have time to waste on picking out his wardrobe every morning. He's trying to solve the oracle problem.

>> No.15708854

>>15708787
I don't think it starts like this desu. When I go shopping, I don't want to spend dozens of hours finding fitting pants and shirts. So I just pick out a handful of one-coloured shirts and pants with slightly different colours. And in the morning then, finding a fitting pair is really easy and straight-forward. And if Sergey only has one type of shirt, then maybe because he can't even be assed with that. Or maybe he simply really likes this shirt. (Anyway... it starts in the store, not at home in the morning.)

>> No.15708872

YO
LOOK
IF YOU HAD
ONE SHIRT
ONE OPPORTUNITY
TO SEIZE EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED
IN ONE MOMENT
WOULD YOU CAPTURE IT
OR JUST LET IT SLIP
YO

>> No.15708882

>>15708684
Spoken like a low IQ faggot. Read this you dumb shit https://www.forbes.com/sites/nickhobson/2017/12/15/the-updated-real-reason-why-famous-founders-wear-the-same-clothes-every-day/

>> No.15708884

>>15708684
>>15708689
>>15708854
He's trying to avoid decision fatigue like all the other great CEOs

>> No.15708908

>>15708884
only difference is he's a simpleton who can't code and his genius solution to sybil resistance is "KYC"

>> No.15708910

>>15708882
Really, it's just branding.

>> No.15708918

>>15708669
I hope somebody can seriously answer this question. How do you cash out significant amounts of money with this? Like $5m+. For some reason it doesnt seem like coinbase or a regular bank will just let me convert that much money. I dont mind paying the 22% tax or whatever it is to avoid getting fucked later. Looking for extreme longevity here

>> No.15708933
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>>15708689
>>15708787
>>15708854
How clearer can I be? You know those threads about DB doing under? Or real estate prices getting slashed in half? /entg/? Halvening price prediction threads? DEX threads? The absolute state of corporate culture threads?
Again, you know damn well that your kind does everything they can to bypass the filters. It triggers you that people aren't interested in buying your token after 2 years. Hence all the "imagine being a nolinker lmao" gaslight threads you've been posting for over a year.
You all like to play the victim because people are being hostile towards you now. You deserve every bit of hostility you get tenfold.

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>>15708918
I will come here every day to laugh at you.

When Sir Gay finally market dumps and flees to St. Petersburg, I will laugh at you.

I will laugh at you, every day until the UN Act of Decent Digital Communications™ in 2030 shuts this Cambodian Fly Fishing forum is shut down.

I will continue to laugh when they release the Comedy/Documentary, "Chainlink, the crypto scam of the century".

I will gather my sons on my deathbed and hold up the autobiography, when Sir Gay releases his autobiography, "My Fight to PAY BACK NEETS - Good for the money".

You guys got roped in by a literal autist fat russian with a background of failed scams and a jew with no proveable work.

This is the lowest level anyone could stoop to. And then, even in the afterlife, I will laugh.

I will go the way of Chrysippus and die laughing at all of you.

~t. someone who never got roped in and told you guys day one

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>>15708933
>You deserve every bit of hostility you get tenfold.
We deserve hostility for trying to help you make money?

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>>15708872
Underrated

>> No.15708958

>>15708908
how dare you come here and insult our king.

>> No.15708982

>>15708908
Ok Pajeet

>> No.15709020

>>15708684
you're a memeing yourself

>> No.15709031

>>15708918
you'd have to talk to your bank about it

>> No.15709061

>>15708908
>his genius solution to sybil resistance is "KYC"
Don't forget about the enclaves anon.
You know, the enclave solution crafted by the guy who came up with "proof of work" and a bunch more academic heavyweights? TownCrier ring any bells?

Before the KYC thing, you faggots kept complaining about enclaves being the "only" measure against sybil attacks.
You're an idiot.

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>>15708669
>”I honestly don’t think myself or anyone will solve this oracle problem. But I’ll still keep trying”
HAHAHAHAHA LINKIES BTFO BY YOUR OWN SAVIOR

>> No.15709095
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>>15708684
he doesnt shower. Dont question God!

>> No.15709110

>>15708943
Why the fuck is Binance Coin so high and where did you find that chart?

I am looking to add more crypto incase one shits the bed. Is Binance Coin going to fuck me?

>> No.15709133

>>15709085
The oracle problem is a paradox: the perfect oracle is not needing an oracle, but without the need for an oracle there is no solution to the bigger problem.

Think of oracles in ancient Greece; they were often cryptic and vague and you had to go on long and arduous journeys to even find them, but they were still considered the best line of communication to the gods there was.

>> No.15709143

>>15709110
yes. BNB absolute smoothbrain purchase.

>> No.15709147
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>>15708933
>>15708940
Oh boy, imagine being this guy. It would mean being one of the following:
He is such a newfag that he doesn't understand what filters are. He probably bought $4+ link, sold it at $1.50 after wandering in from plebbit and wants to fud link now because he's emotionally attached to it failing.
Or
He has been here for quite some time and not only was he so retarded that he didn't buy cheap link for two years, knows that filters exist but doesn't really know how to use them. He will be butthurt forever.

I don't know which I would pity more.

>> No.15709165

wtf hes so fat now

>> No.15709173

>>15708684
Its not the same shirt. Some anon posted pic

>> No.15709316

>>15708943
/biz hates making money. It goes against their ethos of buying high and selling low.

>> No.15709334

>>15709143
Which crypto will add inches to my peeper?

>> No.15709489

>>15708872
*golf clap*

>> No.15709533

Sergey just gave away the playbook and you queers are gossiping about his wardrobe. I hate you all.

>> No.15709536

>>15708669
this shit is so fucking bearish, i cant tell if sergey is just being humble or if he just realizes the amount of work chainlink still needs.

fuck he is a confusing guy for sure

i cant read this fucker.

he says he is so excited, but he also says that soon soon soon. this soon soon soon that .

problems this problems that.

fuck me

>> No.15709635

>>15709536
Seems to me Verge or OMG is more your thing bruh.

>> No.15709750

>>15709143
>smooth
>brian

>> No.15709768

literally always the same canned talking points, there's not a single bit in this "interview" i haven't heard him say before

>> No.15709774

>>15708669
Does this man have a learning disability?

>> No.15710071

>>15708669

"...we see about $500,000,000 locked up in defi(decentralized finance), and I think that's a small, small, small fraction of what could and should be in there"

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>>15708872
Yo
His man boobs are sweaty, this week, 700k stacks are heavy.
Staking on mainet already, plaid confetti.

He's nervous, cryptos now circus and he looks calm and ready
A new dot com, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, the big mac chunks won't come out
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
The smart contracts are out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to singularity , oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Nazarov he choked
He's so mad, but he won't sperg out that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows the crypto ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
With his stack that he knows, when he goes back to his pad, that's when its
Back to the lab again "yo, this moon soon after me"
He better go capture derivatives and hope it don't pass him
You better hodl your stack in the movement , the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This moon mission comes once in a lifetime you better

>> No.15710651

>>15708684
he's just doing it so people recognize him easier.

same as bob ross and his afro. Apparently he hated the afro, but he kept it because it was his trademark.

>> No.15710687

are we all smoothbrians? Have we been scammed?

>> No.15710813

>>15710651
He also couldn't afford haircuts just like Sergey can't afford new clothing despite dumping fat 700k loads

>> No.15710899

>>15708669
>>15708669
My fucking god thats cringe as fuck. Sergey is bullish and based as always buy fucking yikes that was hard to watch.
> interviewer is absolutely fucking clueless. Just repeats what big S is saying and asking a brainlet question
> people stacking chairs in the background
> interviewer is clearly uncomfy, looking at cameraman several times
> not a single good question

Jesus fuck

>> No.15710951

>>15710687
literally just dumped my chainlinks, I read up on it on google (“chainlinks shows evidence of pump and dump scheme”) and looked at chainlinks website and it seemed fishy. He says “we work with companies like SWIFT” and “we work with companies like GOOGLE”, the problem is it doesn’t say that he works with swift or google but rather companies “like” swift and google all while brandishing their logos giantly over the text. When people lie they usually try to do it indirectly since they have to convince themselves of their bullshit. They can say, I’m lying/deceiving but I’m technically telling the truth...

Also multiple anons say it’s a scam and I believe them

>> No.15710961

>>15710951
Can't believe I am a smoothbrian just market sold my stack of 500LINK

>> No.15710963

>>15708882
This is bullshit and you are a brainlet for believing it. Public speakers who repeat the same clothes brand themselves as an icon. It is easier to remember and identify. The same as companies use a single logo and not several.

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15711064

Eric Holder had Paul Walker assassinated to cover up his illegal gun smuggling operation known as Fast and Furious. Spread the word.

>> No.15711270

That was so painful, what a shit interviewer.

>> No.15711842

“I’m optimistic”
“Fundamentally”

>> No.15711906

>>15708684
I've seen three shirts, all very similar though

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>>15709173