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I am going to kill myself

>> No.15701465

>>15701432
>>15701432
"Just HODL" you'll be alright

>> No.15701474

>>15701432
What shitcoins did you buy back in April?

>> No.15701505

>>15701474
This.

What did you buy, anon? If you had just bought bitcoin you'd still be up.

>> No.15701537
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>>15701432
Wait till it goes back under a dollar at least

>> No.15701556

>>15701474
>>15701505
Turtlecoin, I'm known as Johnny Mc turtle in the community. You can google that for more info.

>> No.15701588

KEK im allin in btc/eth/link since april and im still huge in proffits what shitcoins is that bizz darlings ftm/hot/one combo?

>> No.15701589

>>15701556
hahahhaha you fucking rekt faggot, your family saved for you to go to college and have a career, instead you blew it all on some shitcoin and now get bullied on 4chan and work at mcdonalds

FUCKING KEK

>> No.15701590

>>15701432
Oh fuck its this guy again

>> No.15701629

>>15701556
I don't understand how

>> No.15701640

>>15701432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gYIzcUxlSQ

>> No.15701676

>>15701629
I went all in on turtlecoin with $50k my parents gave me for college.

>> No.15701823

>>15701590
i've been on biz about 1.5 yrs now (newfag or at least relatively) and am unaware of turtlecoin anon, but sounds pretty spot-on for this board

>> No.15701897

>>15701432
I went from 330k to 8k

>> No.15701912
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>>15701432
>>15701556
>>15701676
HAHAHAHAAH I'M SURE THE DEVS ARE ENJOYING YOUR MONEY

>> No.15701924

>>15701897
Fuck, really ?

>> No.15701933

>>15701897
based

>> No.15701934

JUST becomes me

>> No.15701939

>>15701432
>buying at the top
lol, thanks boomer

>> No.15701942

>>15701432
Yikes

>> No.15701943

The worst part is that there is only 57 LTC i can sell to. Since ltc goes for 57.89 the max i could get is $3,356. I'd still be holding 400 million turtles after i sell.

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>>15701556
>turtlecoin

>> No.15701992

>>15701943
>turtles

lmao

AY BRUH, WANNA BUY SOME TURLTES? I'VE GOT 400 MILLION LEFT

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15702009

Just accumulating.

>> No.15702055

>>15701943
never all in something again

>> No.15702057

>>15702009
always some smartass coming with "accuMUHlating"

and then it drops another -30%

>> No.15702089
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>>15701943
Anon. This kind of stuff happens.
I would give you some gold advice but I can't be certain that your not just re-posting images.

Time stamp yourself with your computer screen of the losses. Give me undeniable proof that this is you and I will give you one of the best pieces of hidden knowledge to aid you in getting back on your feet.

>> No.15702099

>>15701432
Just checked my lol chainlink stack
Oh no.... well, I listened to those 4cha... oh wait, what?
Well, ok, everything went splat.
Why is everything do splat? Who didn't do the needful?

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>>15702057
Funny shit because I bought the dip about 10 minutes before it crashed an hour ago. So I bought the dip again! Just got to laugh and accumulate.

>> No.15702276

>>15702089
Invest in kneepads?

>> No.15702359

>>15702089
I only have a phone, my parents kicked me out without a computer. Turtles are in paper wallet right now.

>> No.15702372

Holy shit I remember hearing this story and thinking what a dumb ass. Anon... “currency” coins are a meme. You need to pick something that will gain value from use.... qnt link or amb.

Did you tell your parents yet?

>> No.15702411

>>15701432
>https://turtlecoin.lol/
>"how we started it"
>One chilly December night, RockSteady and Bebop were having a beer too many while discussing the madness around fake, flimsy ICOs with no product.
>Bebop surmised that it just wouldn't be possible to put out a real project nowadays without a serious team, doing serious marketing, and bringing in serious funding.
>RockSteady leaned in closely, stroked his beard intently, and had only one response..
>"Hold my beer."
>That night, December 9th, 2017, TurtleCoin was born.
Based retard.

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15702437

>>15701556
>Turtlecoin

>> No.15702470

>>15701556
Interesting twitter feed
> so full of hope, so delusional

>> No.15702494

Buy quant while you can

>> No.15702502

Slow and steady, Anon! Everything is going according to Cocksteady’s plan. Soon turtle will be worth $0 and you’ll have lost everything.

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>>15702359
>phone poster
>bad larp
In that case, I can only offer you boomer-tier /biz/ advice and can't give you anything better until you prove yourself.
Try to join a union and invest in blue chip stocks kiddo.

Post undeniable proof because the info I give you can make a brainlet wealthy.

>> No.15702518

>>15701556
atleast we're not you

>johnny mcturtle
>Yobit KIDScoin guy

>> No.15702559

>>15701432
any nigger that didnt cash everything out of all crypto is a retard and a nigger. trump just did a to big to fail 100 bil bail out of wallstreet. its in the news

if you dont understand that wallstreet and crytpo are linked parasitically to each other you shouldnt even post here

and any one following smug aska is a faggot. are you a nigger faggot OP or just a nigger?

>> No.15702572

>>15701432
Holy shit anon what shitcoins did you buy kek

>> No.15702579

>>15701432
Damn that looks worse than my boomer stocks and I'm down as fuck this year

>> No.15702585

>>15701897
> the virgin sore loser vs
> the CHAD portfolio destroyer

>> No.15702607
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>>15702572
Turtlecoin KEK

>> No.15702628
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Legendary

>> No.15702646

>>15701676
nigger what the fuck is wrong with you? why the fuck would you put all of your money into a literal shitcoin? how can you be this dumb? chainlink has been there the entire fucking time. jesus christ i can't even

>> No.15702682

>>15701432

wrong assets

all in coffeecoin, I have seen people promote it here, new korean exchange listing soon

is coffeecoin really on the way to the moon?

>> No.15702696

>>15702646
If at December 24, 2018, he'd invested $50,000 into chainlink, how much would he be able to cash out for right now?
(too lazy and tarded to work it out myself)

>> No.15702726

>>15702628
ok no fucking way that shit is real dog
>>15702696
it's too well written (grammer/punctuation) to be by someone that would be dumb enough to do it. it's 85% a troll.

>> No.15702732

>>15701897
how?
nothing pumped that much
unless you talking about January 2018 highs

>> No.15702755

>>15702726
>it's too well written (grammer/punctuation) to be by someone that would be dumb enough to do it. it's 85% a troll.
I don't agree. Having good grammer doesn't make you a non-retard.

>> No.15702758

>>15702696
>implying CHAINLONK isn't the future Turtle

>> No.15702762

>>15702726
You're probably right, but given some of the schizophrenia and autism about these days it can be hard to know what reality is sometimes.

>> No.15702769

>>15702726
Well, he was fairly positive about his future for the first few months:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2511798;sa=showPosts

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15702785

>>15701432
we all gonna be broke by the end of today so it's not like you're the only one losing money

>> No.15702803

>>15702758
Everything is eventually a turtle.

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15702804

>>15701556
AHahahahaha
based retard

>> No.15702830

>>15702696
At the open on 12/24/18 LINK was valued at 0.30$. Right now one LINK is worth 1.68. That means he would've made 4.6x his initial principal. He would have 230k right now.

>> No.15702848

>>15702769
Can you fucking IMAGINE dumping your life savings into a coin whose website ENDS IN DOT FUCKING LOL

https://turtlecoin.lol/

i can't even. this is so fucking hysterical. holy shit you retard. i feel so bad for this retard's parents. i grew up with a blue collar low income family, i can only fucking imagine how hard they worked to save up 50k to just give to their dumbass son. fucking christ.

>> No.15702875

>>15701943
You better sell that shit while you can. There is some interesting news coming soon that will finally end turtlecoin about cocksteady and crews shady dealings and insecure network.

I would send as much as you can to trade ogre and kucoin as fast as possible and get what you can before all you can do is buy and not sell.

>> No.15702888

>>15702726
You can see my buy on tradeogre in the btc market at the time i made that post if you want to check. The volume was huge.

>> No.15702896
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15702896

>>15701556
Next time listen to your family.

>> No.15702901

>>15701432
mate, i understand the bad vibes
But you really need to start investing in some potential gems with solid fundamentals like Howdoo instead of following whats popular on the market

>> No.15702905

>>15701556
>Johnny Mc turtle

>> No.15702918

>>15702646
You know I stayed out of link precisely because you niggers shilled it on here all the time and made me think it is gutter trash (which I still think it is but I digress....)

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>>15701556
Damn, that's just. Just.

>> No.15702948

>>15702888
im more convinced that the btt post is real -- less convinced OP is the same guy. holy fucking shit though.

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>>15701556

>> No.15702958

>>15701556
Damn dude. You could have had 250k link... how do you not kill yourself?

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>>15702888
discord /tFKXJHD

please come back to chat so we can all make fun of you too.

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>>15702848
LOOOOOOOL

>> No.15702996

>>15701943
poor Jeb!

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>>15702696
About 31 cents. So 161kish link. 275k-325k today (fucking dinosaurcoin)

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15703008

>>15701432
Could always be worse OP
someone posted pic related sometime recently, Roku gore

>> No.15703049

>>15701432
Just get 1 BTC and you will recover everything in time, your life is worthy brother

>> No.15703050

>>15703008
Lmao could you imagine already being rich and trying to play your hand at crypto only to lose almost 1 million dollars...

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>>15701556
>turtlecoin
Holy fuck, no wonder why you are suicidal

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15703058

>>15702888
> yfw you finally figure out you were accidentally playing the part of the market maker.

>> No.15703091

>>15703049
unironically this

>> No.15703137

>>15702696
5.7x roi at current $1.71 price
$285k

>> No.15703155

>>15701556
>Turtlecoin
slow and steady wins the race

>> No.15703168

Imagine actually losing money on TurtleCoin
Learn to trade you mong

>> No.15703211

>>15703137
That would be pretty nice, but if he bought them he'd likely blow the gains on something incomprehensibly intelligent.

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15703248

>>15701556
>turtlecoin

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>>15701556
>>15701676
wow, your parents must be so disappointed with you.
They saved those $50k for years, wanting you to have a great future.
You blew years of their hard work on a fucking turtlecoin.

>> No.15703339

Funny if really is that Johnny faggot

Bought $50k and didn't sell when he doubled his money...

Lmao

>> No.15703357

>>15701465
This desu fpbp

>> No.15703362

>>15701589
Chill out dude.

>> No.15703389

>>15701556
>>15701432
Oh shit I remember you. You were boasting here about spending your entire college fund on turtle coin I also saw your threads on Bitcointalk lmfao

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15703450

Imagine not even getting back your initial...

Absolute mong

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15703467

Did OP just sell?

It literally just went off a cliff

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>>15701556

>> No.15703519

>>15701589
you sound like a retard who got rekt'd by bitconnect 3.0

>> No.15703532

>>15703467
He's in trtl trader discord talking about it so maybe

>> No.15703538

>>15703467
Better buy quickly he sold the bottom 100%

>> No.15703590

>>15701432
OP's story, if true, shows one of the disadvantages of crypto (or any unregulated market).

In regulated markets, you have entities known as "market makers". They exist to provide price stability and liquidity to the market.

As a market maker, you are required to always be willing to buy, always be willing to sell. So, (if for some reason), no one wanted to buy or sell a stock, they would be there to sell/buy based on the current (or near current) value.

Again... they are a necessary part of a properly functioning market.

Now, consider what happens when someone like OP goes into a low value coin.

An $80k investment in Turtle right now would constitute 6% of the total market cap. And, assuming that he's "all in" and refuses to sell, he's basically acting as an artificial market maker on the buy side.

So what happens is that the mere act of putting that much money into the turtle market forces the price to rise. The reason the price went up (2x at one point) wasn't because the coin was good, but because he was putting all that money in.

And then, once he was done putting in that stack, the coin returned to the normal supply/demand it had before, and the price dropped back down to where it was.

In short... the dude created his own bubble,

>> No.15703613

>>15701943
why did you think it was a good idea to buy 50k of an illiquid meme shitcoin

>> No.15703615

>>15701432
I bet you don't have UDOO in your wallet KEK

>> No.15703628

>>15703538

Per my comment here >>15703590, you are correct, at least in the VERY short term.

Just as his purchases raised the price, his dumping at once would collapse the price. But... it would return to "normal" shorty after (unless people see it, think it's the end, and panic sell)

>> No.15703637

>>15703467
I'm getting out of turtlecoin for good.

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15703677

>>15701556
>Turtlecoin
>Johnny Mc turtle

>> No.15703685

imagine how pathetic your life is to be a turtle bag holder

>> No.15703745

>>15703685
Imagine being a retarded pajeet that believes in some loser called rocksteady

>> No.15703817

>>15703685
>>15703745
why are you responding to yourself

>> No.15703892

>>15701432
Don't do it

>> No.15704070

Same here, I got ALGO staked so ill make most of it back though.

>> No.15704087

>>15701556
FUCKING TURTLECOIN OH MY GOD OP YOU DESERVE TO BE FUCKING REKT FUCKING IDIOT JESUS

>> No.15704107

>>15704087
All he has to do is hodl

>> No.15704137

>>15701432
>I am going to kill myself
HODL!

>> No.15704148

>>15701556
>Johnny Mc turtle
you can't make this shit up

>> No.15704156

>>15703467
finally, time to buy

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>>15701556

>> No.15704257

>>15701556
SLOW AND STEADY

>> No.15704395

>>15701556
Getting in the screenshot

>> No.15704436

Lmao. Why would you hold any altcoin when bitcoin wasn't ralling up yet?

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>>15701556
Look on the brightside, you still have your McDonalds Job right?
Right??

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>>15702507
I'm intrigued. Care to share your wisdom?

>> No.15704613

>>15701943
Buy high/sell low
>Based /byz

>> No.15704635

This thread has been made a lot lately, why is /biz/ still taking the bait?

>> No.15704651

15k... load up on BSV.

>> No.15704668
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>>15704577
Jews killed 30 milllion and started world war 2

>> No.15705083

WTF is a turtle coin?

Let me see does the coin have all those characteristics?

1-Proof of work.
2-Not 100% premined like as some example nxt
2.1-Mining untreadable numbers/tokens and then after X months having the numbers at everyone wallet be converted to tradeable coins, also count as premined here)
3-Coin will only reach market cap after tons of years.
4-The max amount of (insert minimum amount of coins you can have other than 0) is not extreme and is similar to usual coins

>> No.15705111

>>15701432
My ATH was $84k, now it's 12k.

Either it moons or goes to 0, whatever man.

>> No.15705311

>>15705111
Dude, don’t fall into the sunk cost fallacy. Buy link. It will at least 5x by eoy.

>> No.15705387

>>15705111
I’m gonnA give your young ass a redpill real quick. Your parents worked hard, saved that money and poured tons of positive energy into it specifically for you to go to school. To do anything besides that was going to end up in a fail. When your on borrowed money, you need to cash out your initial as soon as you double up. Don’t sleep on energy and how much it effects the outcome of situations.