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Soon

https://youtu.be/D0Jz-yCBtIw

>> No.15690268

>>15690107
boom

>> No.15690302
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>>15690107
"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my marine?"

"I am sir, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... I am a corporal rank bitch pay pig in your dungeon of neets, please Binance me again."

He pauses, inhales and lets out another turd.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "Another 700k!"

"Who's my paypig", he questions.

"Me sir! A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice."

That's right. He grunts again and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google."

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig. All FUD is actually from other chainlinkers."

"Sibos is going to be a yuuuge event, just like web3 and truffle. They keep expecting, but they can expect this, rgghhhhhh ahhhhh arghhhhh..."

"Thank you master. I promise to scrounge up what little money I have to throw at this fancy database contract while you dump 700k, thank you Master"

>> No.15690329

>>15690107
Good video, that fucking ending tho

>> No.15690599
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>>15690302
I get off on knowing that becoming a millionaire would make Nico cry.
I can't wait for my Link empire to arrive so I can pay a girl to cosplay as Nico while I beat the shit out of her.

>> No.15690617

>>15690599
Have you considered assuming her personality and cosplaying as her yourself? If you would then punch "yourself", you could experience her suffering first hand. Doesn't get any more authentic than that.