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POST YOUR BEST CHAINLINK MEMES

POSITIVE VIBES ONLY WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT $100 EOW

>btc dumps to 6k
>chainlink moons to $100
>all in the same week

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

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>>15682646
>POST YOUR BEST CHAINLINK MEMES

>> No.15682657

>>15682653
open your mouth i got a stinky poopoo dying to come out

>> No.15682658

>>15682646
No thanks. We've had enough forced memes down our throats

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>>15682646
im gonna have a heart attack if chainlink pumps to $100

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>>15682657
>open your mouth

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>>15682658
go get the rope that way you wont have to see actual sperg neets make it before you

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>> No.15682693

>>15682646
Too much optimism. Were gonna fucking dump arent we?

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>>15682683
lol i sperged the cropping first time

>> No.15682697

>>15682683
>OP-BUY LINK WERE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT!!
> Also OP- vote for Andrew yang

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>>15682697
hey thats an extra $1k a month i can put into muh stinkies #yanggang

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>>15682646
>>15682646
He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution."

Ecstasy over-flowing your body, you prepare yourself for the joy.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Who needs toliets?" He questions a shadowy figure in the corner.

"One of my Pajeet devs" He says smiling.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

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>>15682728
"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my marine?"

"I am sir, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... I am a corporal rank bitch pay pig in your dungeon of neets, please Binance me again."

He pauses, inhales and lets out another turd.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "Another 700k!"

"Who's my paypig", he questions.

"Me sir! A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice."

That's right. He grunts again and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google."

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig. All FUD is actually from other chainlinkers."

"Sibos is going to be a yuuuge event, just like web3 and truffle. They keep expecting, but they can expect this, rgghhhhhh ahhhhh arghhhhh..."

"Thank you master. I promise to scrounge up what little money I have to throw at this fancy database contract while you dump 700k, thank you Master"

>> No.15682736

STREAMS?

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>>15682703
>HELLO OP
>LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FRIEND
>INFLATION

>> No.15682775

>>15682693
yeah ill take your link at a discounted rate of $1.60 before it collapses entirely.

consider this a favor

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