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I need legal advice Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:11:14 2019 No.15682290 [Reply] [Original]

>smear poo all over a mcdonalds bathroom to btfo wagies
>remember I paid for my meal with a credit card
Could I be tracked down and sued by the franchise owner? I'm freaking out about the possibility of some McJew coming after a piece of my $5m in crypto.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:14:11 2019 No.15682310 How would they know it was you, retard. Let's say they are constructing a case against you. Right now they can prove one thing. You paid at McDonald's at date/time. No evidence that you are also the poo smearer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:14:57 2019 No.15682315 File: 30 KB, 537x525, 1560250875340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15682290 They can probably narrow down a certain time when people paid. And between the time someone complained. DENIE EVERYTHING.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:15:26 2019 No.15682317 >>15682290 >yes its a federal offense to smear human feces on the walls of a restaurant bathroom, they can just cross DNA test your feces and link it to you if the kike decides to come looking for you, dont even need your CREDIT card info!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:16:35 2019 No.15682322 >>15682290 what state, city ?? be specific please i can consult on law based on location etc

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:17:09 2019 No.15682326 >>15682317 i-is it really a felony?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:17:18 2019 No.15682329 You think the Mexican that has to clean it feels btfo? They're just happy to have a job

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:18:29 2019 No.15682338 >>15682290 bro wtf no they are not going to do that, you're still an asshole

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:18:32 2019 No.15682339 >>15682290 How does one go about smearing poo on the walls

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:19:27 2019 No.15682343 File: 2.65 MB, 640x480, cleanitupwagie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15682329

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:20:42 2019 No.15682352 >>15682326 yes if they decide to report it, due to the 4 foot law, anything above 4 feet obviously no longer accidentally got their.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:20:57 2019 No.15682355 >>15682290 You’re a prick and I hope you serve some time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:20:59 2019 No.15682356 >>15682343 but why, people literally use the bathroom

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:21:13 2019 No.15682359 File: 73 KB, 421x500, mcd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15682290 If you think they don't have spy cameras in the toilets I have bad news for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:22:20 2019 No.15682365 >>15682290 can you at least give information on the city? a few states dont care but in certain counties its a federal offense

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:22:54 2019 No.15682374 >>15682343 >epic druggie time haha

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:23:40 2019 No.15682380 >>15682326 DNA !! yes your poo has your DNA in it!! what county was this in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:24:05 2019 No.15682383 >>15682365 Atlanta

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:25:48 2019 No.15682389 >>15682383 THANK YOU KIND SIR >i am now contacting every McDonald's in the atalanta area and reporting your ass!! >literally only 4 franchise owners own all of the Atlanta market!! >Dont drop the soap in prison >Have a nice day!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:29:09 2019 No.15682408 >>15682389 get a life

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:29:55 2019 No.15682413

Ohhh anon making trouble for wagies? The Jews have your DNA from the mandatory penis inspections you had during high school, remember?
Only a matter of time before Tyrone is pumping you raw. Denying things will make it worse just confess and claim insanity maybe the judge will send you to the nuthouse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:31:25 2019 No.15682421 File: 411 KB, 2048x1098, 135EA585-4265-442C-A371-E325F1F7CFA4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15682383 Reported to the fbi your op is being tracked as we speak

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:31:34 2019 No.15682423 >>15682408 i think he right bro, i hope your trolling or else it is a federal offense and they can DNA your shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:38:16 2019 No.15682479 File: 14 KB, 206x196, 1557793663670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15682389 >>15682421

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:38:32 2019 No.15682480 >>15682389 Hes right only 4 white niggers own all the McDonald's in Atlanta, OP your fucked if they register your poo DNA you can still be liable in the future since they will register your DNA in the federal registry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:39:13 2019 No.15682488 >>15682317 >and link it to you CONFIRMED 1000 EOY BOYYZZ

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:42:06 2019 No.15682506 >>15682488 Lol imagine being OP and having to pay TYRONE most of your shekels you made in crypto so he wont stick his BBC in you in prison!! >TOP KEK

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:42:15 2019 No.15682509 >>15682290 f a k e & g a y a k e & g a y

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:43:22 2019 No.15682517 >>15682408 You dun walked into the viper's nest, son.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:44:00 2019 No.15682519 >>15682509 For OP's sake i hope it is!! The federal DNA registry is no joke, niggers get caught even after 30 years due to DNA

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:46:05 2019 No.15682533 You're done for, they can just DNA test your shit Just contact the restaurant and admit your crime

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:47:27 2019 No.15682540 >>15682290 OMFG TOP KEK What a fuvkng idiot, lad you done fcked yourself pray your cell mate isn't a big black guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:55:02 2019 No.15682580 >>15682290 >>15682383 >>15682421 >>15682480 https://youtu.be/EIph0BJNrxo

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:58:41 2019 No.15682609 >>15682389 Me too. Fuck this crackhead faggot op.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:03:00 2019 No.15682630 >>15682290 Obviously you got explosive diarrhea because of McDonald's food. You should counter sue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:05:15 2019 No.15682636 >>15682343 If this makes you happy you're a pretty sad anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:20:56 2019 No.15682719 File: 35 KB, 512x960, lol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dude idk, this fuckng thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 04:41:26 2019 No.15683185 >>15682343 The punishment for this should be getting your dick cut off. Fuck you if you do this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 04:47:53 2019 No.15683228 >>15682343 BASED

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 06:43:25 2019 No.15683939 Just flee country dude , you don't want to get shanked in prison, do you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 06:55:42 2019 No.15684006 >>15682339 Shit on the floor, pick it up with toilet paper and get to drawing swasties. At least that's how I do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 06:58:23 2019 No.15684019 >>15682408 >get a life You're the one smearing shite on the walls of a McDonald's. Honestly cannot imagine what kind of hell you must be in to take solace in that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 06:58:44 2019 No.15684020 File: 5 KB, 299x213, 1556612395832.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15683185 Seething wagie detected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 07:00:21 2019 No.15684027 File: 92 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] german docu about toilet cleaner wagie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjqoVe7n8bE#t=4m20s

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 07:58:18 2019 No.15684377 >>15683185 Found the wagecuck. Back to the kitchen for $5 a week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:01:52 2019 No.15684402 >>15682421 >aborted fetus porn in google >How to unrape sister in duckduckgo What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:01:52 2019 No.15684403 File: 90 KB, 957x621, 1565451087169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15682290 Poo smearing is a capital offense in my country. I don't know about mine but you deserve everything you get

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:47:06 2019 No.15684686 >>15682310 >How would they know it was you Poo splatter analysis

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:51:36 2019 No.15684708 >>15682343 This makes me sad :(

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:54:51 2019 No.15684733

A homeless guy left a scale model of everest in the toilet at work once. It stood above the rim. Majestic in its own way. The black janitor cleaned it up. He didnt seem to care that much. I asked him how he dealt with that much shit in the toilet. Flush and plunge man. Flush and plunge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:56:30 2019 No.15684748 >>15682317 Yeah this, that's your fuckin DnA retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:58:10 2019 No.15684761 >>15682389 OP fuckin rekt

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