I will never have sex

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I will never have sex Anonymous Sun Sep 22 21:56:47 2019 No.15680363 [Reply] [Original]

Holy fuck, it’s finally hitting me. I’m never going to get laid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 21:57:50 2019 No.15680372 >>15680363 well, just wait until you realize you will need to forever wagecuck, that's the stage we are almost everyone in this board now

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 21:57:55 2019 No.15680375 >>15680363 Just go buy some pussy already incel

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 21:58:04 2019 No.15680376 >>15680363 Have sex

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 21:58:07 2019 No.15680378 At least you will never have to worry about getting aids

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 21:58:13 2019 No.15680382 >>15680363 Bothers you that bad then pay for it. >inb4 no money Well atleast you came to the right board, in the end.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 21:58:49 2019 No.15680387 >>15680363 It's not even that good honestly

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 21:58:55 2019 No.15680390 >>15680375 >>15680382 It’s illegal in the US

Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:03:59 2019 No.15680442

>>15680390
Who cares quit being such a bitch this is exactly why you're not getting laid because you're a pussy. If you actually care about the law like a faggot fly to another country and fuck hookers there it's legal almost everywhere else in the world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:05:44 2019 No.15680455 Ate my girlfriends ass and came in her pussy today, AMA

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:06:51 2019 No.15680465 >>15680442 This

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:07:58 2019 No.15680471 >>15680455 How did her ass smell keep it real for an incel

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:08:42 2019 No.15680475 >>15680390 And thats why you are never getting laid. Beta cuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:09:10 2019 No.15680477 >>15680471 Not bad at all, this was just after she showered.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:09:23 2019 No.15680481 >>15680363 Ill let you smell my finger for free

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:09:59 2019 No.15680487 >>15680455 >I literally ate da poopoo like a homo

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:10:41 2019 No.15680496 >>15680455 Did you lick where she pees from?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:11:18 2019 No.15680505 >>15680487 There’s nothing gay about it

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:11:23 2019 No.15680507 Bags of sang

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:12:20 2019 No.15680518 >>15680496 Yes, always do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:13:02 2019 No.15680527 >>15680505 Maybe not but coprophilia is even more disgusting than homosex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:13:04 2019 No.15680528 >>15680518 Thats gay

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:15:17 2019 No.15680549 To each their own. No feces smell if she’s clean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:17:09 2019 No.15680562 File: 35 KB, 600x539, 1558571220040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15680549 >I literally put my mouth on an asshole, but it's okay because it was a CLEAN asshole.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:18:57 2019 No.15680574 >>15680562 Try it on a girl (female).

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:19:02 2019 No.15680575 Why will you never have sex OP? What’s wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:19:08 2019 No.15680578 >>15680562 learn how assholes work incel

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:20:40 2019 No.15680595 >>15680578 actual shit, solid human waste, fecal matter travels through and out of the anus and you faggots want to put your tongue in it so glad i'm a volcel people are fucking nasty

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:21:49 2019 No.15680611 >>15680574 No thanks bro. I will leave the literal poop hole licking to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:21:54 2019 No.15680612 >>15680595 Yes, we are total faggots for having sex with women

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:22:56 2019 No.15680619 >>15680611 Thanks bro

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:23:17 2019 No.15680622 >>15680612 >licking an anus >""""sex""""

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:23:57 2019 No.15680629 >>15680622 Yes, that’s correct

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:25:58 2019 No.15680652 >>15680629 No, it's not you mongoloid. The anus is not a sex organ. Your mouth is not a sex organ. What you are doing could at best be called some kind of weird deviant kissing.

Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:26:00 2019 No.15680653

>>15680595
piss passes over and somethimes into a vagina. Blood also travels out of a vagina along with puss and other clumps of shit no matter how clean the girl is. The vagina does that every single month and sometimes girls get UTIs from just swimming at a beach/pool. Virgins don't understand how vagina works and even seasoned men dont mind getting globs of disgusting vagina blood/puss/whatever in there mouths when they eat a girl out. Yet you are here bitching about some girls asshole?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:27:41 2019 No.15680672 >>15680363 I keep thinking I will one night just get lucky.....................................................................................

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:29:06 2019 No.15680682 >>15680652 Still sex

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:29:19 2019 No.15680686 >>15680653 >eating a girl out that's fucking disgusting and only betas do it >i'm so dominant placing my mouth on the orifice of another person where their bodily waste comes from also the mouth is not a sex organ you dumb public school cunts

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:31:03 2019 No.15680697 >>15680682 >kissing is sex Wait are you actually a virgin?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:31:21 2019 No.15680703 Girls stink like sweat and piss and blood and shit and they are dumb as fuck. Face it faggots, acquire currency

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:31:27 2019 No.15680704 File: 40 KB, 180x177, 1563251961553.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15680686 we get it you are gay

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:32:25 2019 No.15680713 >>15680697 Idk am I?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:32:58 2019 No.15680716 >>15680363 At least you didn't invest in a shitcoin, right OP?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:33:23 2019 No.15680719 >>15680363 same. Suiciding before my 25th birthday this month is I cant compensate with money

Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:34:00 2019 No.15680726

>>15680387
It it good. You're just doing it wrong. When you start caring about what the woman feels and if she likes it or not you've lost. You lost the in the moment feel and then it's shit. The natural dynamic between men and women was disrupted though and it's not really worth it anymore. Only fuck strangers. False name, no phone number, no evidence. Pump and dump, my frens. It's the only way to comfyly fuck some girls these days without problems.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:37:18 2019 No.15680742 serious question, what does sex feel like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:39:00 2019 No.15680757 >>15680742 warm moist, and smooth heaven

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:41:14 2019 No.15680771 >>15680757 I mean for the woman

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:48:21 2019 No.15680822 >>15680771 Tongue on ass does not change feel based on the sex of the participants.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:49:23 2019 No.15680831 >>15680822 I'm not talking about licking asshole, SEX

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:49:25 2019 No.15680832 Did it once with a condom on when I was 13. 39 now

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 22:58:53 2019 No.15680916 >>15680363 Your sad you didn't get to know anybody. It's just the system dont take it personally they're all insane. Muslim pussy nice though less likely to stink. Dont fuck in a country that doesn't know how to wipe!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 23:00:59 2019 No.15680926 >>15680562 >he doesn't eat ass >he thinks he's going to make it >>15680652 Get your test levels checked and lay off the triple söy lattes you little ferry

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 23:02:20 2019 No.15680935 >>15680926 >t. asslicker

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 23:41:05 2019 No.15681240 Sex is not that great lad I was told this hundreds of times and it didnt make any impression on me until I had it regularly and realized it's 100% true I honestly prefer jacking it these days lad. Sex and girls are nothing to base your life around

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 23:50:49 2019 No.15681320 >>15681240 It’s the idea of growing as a person and attraction a female to the point they want sex with you, not just the act in and of itself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 23:59:13 2019 No.15681387 Heres a video that may make you feel better OP https://youtu.be/XWJ-uQsTkQ0

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 23:59:17 2019 No.15681388 >>15680390 Get them to do nude modeling for you first. A UC cop won't do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:02:15 2019 No.15681406 >>15681240 sex is one of the greatest things in the world I fucking love sex I can't imagine a life without it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:03:03 2019 No.15681411 >>15680372 This. Being a forever virgin is nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:16:39 2019 No.15681516 >>15681406 Spot the low iq coomer

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:28:26 2019 No.15681598
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>>15680363
Its because your a fucking coomer cumbrained faggot

quit the fucking porn you retard

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:53:20 2019 No.15681785 >>15680363 I'll suck your dick for some RSR

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:59:01 2019 No.15681817

>>15680363
I'll probably never have sex again either. The only good thing for me is that in my late teens/early 20s I did have a girlfriend who was on the pill who I fucked literally hundreds of times and came inside her nearly every time. So at least I know what actual full sex feels like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 01:14:20 2019 No.15681930 File: 50 KB, 634x560, fed6c1fb2c731b497550de2c8e76b2fb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just stare at chicks like pic related Works every time

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 01:20:01 2019 No.15681959 I can't relate to anything posted on this board anymore. It's just poor bitter virgins. Pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 01:25:36 2019 No.15681987 File: 18 KB, 400x400, 1564139630134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15680575 Not op but no confidence at all. Literally going to kill myself. I don't even care about money.

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 01:27:06 2019 No.15681998

>>15680363
Literally just got to bars every night for the next two weeks and ask every woman if they want to have sex. You will get slapped multiple times but someone will eventually say yes.

If you have no standards there is no excuse to not get laid.

Actually watched a guy do this at a college party. Got slapped 10 times in 1 night before someone followed him into a bedroom

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 01:30:15 2019 No.15682013

>>15680363
Sex is pointless hedonism. It’s best just to hold on to o semen and let it be infused into your bloodstream for extra power.

Only point of sex should be to have children. Unless you are planning on impregnating your wife then it is pointless. True despair is not being able to have sex, sex is easy. It’s finding somebody you can wife and impregnate.

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:17:17 2019 No.15682328

>>15681987
If you ever start to hang around them/date them you will realize most are annoying as all fuck and dumb as rocks. Same way cats are fucking retards compared to dogs, but they look smarter so everybody just assumes cats are smart. Remember the only one above you is God

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:20:20 2019 No.15682349 >>15682328 this is exactly the same way of thinking that made me confident as fuck, the godpill and the dogpill

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:31:56 2019 No.15682425

how to get laid for complete incels:
step 1) find some cloths that find and take a shower
step 2) make some normalish friends (hint people who dont watch anime)
step 3) use your normie friends to make some female acquaintances, having girls that are willing to be seen with you in public will signal to other girls you arent a complete weirdo
step 4) go hit on some ugly chick at a social event, be prepared to offer to uber her back to your house

and you're done

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:46:28 2019 No.15682538 >>15680390 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:49:43 2019 No.15682553 >>15682425 sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:58:37 2019 No.15682608 >>15680372 fpbp Sex is massively overrated anyway, cuddling and making out are the real top tier. And even then is it really worth dealing with women's bulllllshit? Buy Bitcoin OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:59:49 2019 No.15682611 >>15682425 >step 2) make some normalish friends (hint people who dont watch anime) I'm stuck here

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:00:39 2019 No.15682617 >>15680562 Kek. And I thought licking pussy was disgusting. The absolute state of cuckery

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:00:52 2019 No.15682619
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>>15680363

Bro. Listen me.

I had sex 3 months ago and it was my first time actually with 26.
It was a random hookup on the internet we met at a dating site and she was a fatass thot.

I can clearly say its not worth the time if you dont love the other one.
Sex without love is meaningless and time wasting af. you better off working on yourself or analyse cryptos/stocks whatever.
JUST DONT HAVE A ONS,
You will feel the same afterwards means you dont change.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:01:51 2019 No.15682622 >>15680686 Based Uncle June

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:02:56 2019 No.15682629 >>15680363 Why not just rent a whore tho?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:03:27 2019 No.15682631 >>15681598 dying

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:05:08 2019 No.15682633 >>15680363 23 years old I am not young, never got laid, I want to end it all friends

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:08:32 2019 No.15682655 >>15680372 Yeah, try being a permawagecuck and permavirgin as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:11:19 2019 No.15682672 go to an asian massage parlor and nail an asian milf

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 05:10:01 2019 No.15683387 >>15680363 Jesus never had sex either. He made out pretty well for himself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 05:12:50 2019 No.15683407 >>15680363 Just hire a hooker and wear a rubber, when I get a job it's the first thing imma do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 05:13:11 2019 No.15683413 >red pill the jews are behind everything and niggers are dumb teehee >blackpill you will die alone, never have sex and wageslave for the rest of your life oh shit that one isnt so funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 05:21:47 2019 No.15683457 damn i miss eating ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:05:26 2019 No.15684426 >>15680652 This anon is right. If you aren't having missionary only sex for the sole purpose of procreation, you will rot in hell

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:22:15 2019 No.15684542 File: 219 KB, 1638x921, 100$.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15680363 take the hooker pill this is a 100$ hooker

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:23:43 2019 No.15684554 >>15682619 >and she was a fatass thot. its way better to have your first time with a prostitute you find attractive and who is nice than a random ugly girl for free.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:26:48 2019 No.15684570 >>15680686 This has to be bait right, lol god damn permavirgins these days

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:27:57 2019 No.15684579 >>15684542 BS that's a $100 hooker, Aus they charge $350 pH to even approach that

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:31:36 2019 No.15684597 >>15681406 Its nice but I'll never understand how people let it control their lives. Its nothing but a dopamine hit. Sex addicts and drug addicts are really the same. Only difference is that sex can be healthy if not done in a degenerate whorish way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:34:43 2019 No.15684621 >>15684579 it's really a 100$ hooker in london. just check the choice on adultwork.com <-- just make sure to put united kingdom as your country In germany you can fuck pick related for 50-60$/30 minutes in FKKs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:35:21 2019 No.15684622 >>15682611 Don't worry those normal friends are shit anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:37:47 2019 No.15684633 >>15684570 Eating pussy is submissive. Why do you think so many cucks are good at it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:39:40 2019 No.15684641 >>15681240 this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:39:43 2019 No.15684642 >>15684621 >>15684579 random one: 75 usd for 30 min, 125 usd for 1h https://www.adultwork.com/BeatriceVipBlondie

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:18:35 2019 No.15684909 >>15681959 >normalfaggot thinks this was his home Leave

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:21:37 2019 No.15684943 >>15680442 >>15680465 This

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:27:16 2019 No.15684973 It's over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Li_jvke5zI

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:42:45 2019 No.15685110 File: 696 KB, 2048x1774, 0A7DFB43-245E-4331-8B7B-4F6C2408FC2F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15680375 >just buy pussy bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:45:08 2019 No.15685121 >>15680372 you should live in a nordic country where you can just neet and live like a king

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:32:27 2019 No.15685526 >>15680363 Go in Africa you fucking lazy looser.

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:40:52 2019 No.15685606

>>15685526
If you are white go in a shitty African country (Uganda, Nigeria, Kenya). Open a Tinder profile, with a shitty picture of you. Wait 24 hours. Go on dates. Fuck. It's literally as easy as this. I'm against online dating, and i do street pick up. But i know incels will never have the balls to do street pick up.They are to weak mentally. So here is your very easy method, which needs very little bravery. Anyone can do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:41:01 2019 No.15685607 I wouldn't obsess over it, it's only good if you are in love, and there has already been miles of cock in her from other men, which makes being in love nearly impossible. You wouldn't buy an opened bag of chips, would you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:43:36 2019 No.15685627 >>15685110 Adultwork.com you can hire your pick of prostitute and for £50 you can get fucked I'll never do it though, I'm not pathetic :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:45:27 2019 No.15685647 everyone keeps claiming to have had sex here but always there is no proof.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:20:22 2019 No.15685935 >>15681817 I'm in the same position. Had one girlfriend from 17-24 who was on the pill and I'm 28 now. Getting kinda lonely tho. Not lonely enough to date women my age or older

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:24:28 2019 No.15685971 >>15682672 Or go to a Korean one and fugg 20 year olds

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:26:10 2019 No.15685989 >>15682608 virgin detected

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:03:52 2019 No.15686386 >>15680363 >https://youtu.be/4TVTm5xfvjk

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:44:13 2019 No.15686793 >>15684909 This kek.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:44:51 2019 No.15686803 >>15685110 >references from other girls will op's mom do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:34:04 2019 No.15687389 File: 69 KB, 720x720, 1569185028567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15680390 >It’s illegal Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:36:39 2019 No.15687418 >>15685110 >that face Not worth giving her all that ammunition to blackmail you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:37:47 2019 No.15687427 >>15680363 pay for a prostitute sage

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:37:53 2019 No.15687430 >>15680574 >>15680578 enjoy ur hpv and throat cancer

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:38:21 2019 No.15687435 >>15680363 Have sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:48:55 2019 No.15687528 >>15685606 Share your best pickup channels

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:51:52 2019 No.15687555 >>15680390 >go to Amsterdam or literally any other place where people have freedums to fuck for money >fuck Problem solved faggot. Land of the free, my ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 14:01:14 2019 No.15687638 >>15680390 >lands of the free

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 14:04:32 2019 No.15687667 >>15687638 american puritanism.. where CEOs and presidents have to resign if they have an affair with a mistress

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