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Would you turn yourself into a cyborg if we had the tech and you had the money?

>> No.15674368
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>>15674324
yeah, because my body suffers from autoimmune problems everyday, pretty much why, despite my high iq, im here on the internet

>> No.15674440

Yes.
Turning off my sexdrive for women is the first thing I'd do.

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>>15674368
>despite my high iq
Be honest. Slightly above average at most.

>> No.15675179

>>15674324
Absolutely.
>>15674440
You would be able to change your body almost any way you want anon. You can make it so you retain all advantages of both genders while increasing your mental capabilities well beyond normal humans. Rocking both reproductive organs at the same time greatly increases your ability to choose a mate. You can look however you want as well.

>> No.15675206

>>15674324
>A corporation literally owns your body
Fuck no.

>> No.15675335

>>15675206
Dolly, 1997.
>he doesn't know

>> No.15675344

>>15675179
Fuck you tranny

>> No.15675363

>>15674368
nice excuse fag

>> No.15675378

>>15674440
That happens after about 35 they still look good but the insatiable urge is gone

>>15675335
Wtf does a sheep have to do with being a cyborg u giganigger

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>>15674324
Depends on the benefits it could give me. For instance if my arms would broken and the technology was available for a fully functional metal arm I would gladly take the options. I personally do not see many benefits for using it. The only ones that could probably help me out would be eye implants (which I could bypass through laser eye surgery) or metal hands so I could never get carpal tunnel syndrome.

>> No.15675432

>>15674324
No, but I'd replace a few parts if I could. Left knee is fucked, both shoulders, and right wrist has carpal tunnel. So I'd atleast get those cyberized.

>> No.15675793

>>15675344
>Fuck you tranny

Tranny - humanist mother fucker. That's master race level shit bitch.

>> No.15675825

>>15674324
That's my goal.

>> No.15675842

>>15674324
Based, I'd turn myself into a cyborg and turn my sex drive for women into sex drive for money and guns.

>> No.15675847

>>15674324
If I could be certain it was under my control and if this was a mind transfer and not copy, then yeah maybe

>> No.15675848

Yes and I'd ask my son if he wants to join me in immortality once he reaches adulthood

>> No.15675863

>>15675847
A cyborg is still partly our even almost entirely biological.

>> No.15675900

>>15675863
You would end up being a brain in a jar for a long damn time before it became necisary to slowly transfer your brain cells into something new. Though logically at that point its probably possible to maintain your human brain for thousands of years. Even a cancerous legion could be targeted with nano machines ect.

>> No.15675911

>>15675422
>or metal hands so I could never get carpal tunnel syndrome.

You would simply have a USB input on your hand that you can plug into your PC for direct input at that point.

>> No.15675924

>>15674324
absolutely

>> No.15675932

>>15674324
absolutely, without doubts
(except those about how good the initial tech is, if there are any potential problems - don't want to become a talking toaster)

>> No.15676088

>>15675363
Oh right, and this year, I'll most likely make more than $100k/yr, despite working from home. What do you do?

>> No.15676103

Why? You don't want to die or some other dumb reason? You would find reasons to whine about some other dumb shit as a cyborg, that's who you are.

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>>15674368
Have some more snacks with your made up disease, fatty

>> No.15676176

>>15674324
Yes. I would wait until I was near the end of my life though.

>> No.15676208

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo9hqmkEfEY

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>>15675793
>cyborgs using human genitals to procreate

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>>15676121
5'10, 130 lb, if anything im underweight

>> No.15676323

>>15674324

I'd replace some failing parts and I'd probably enhance my cognitive capabilities, but other than that I'd go for gene editing and biological immortality.

>> No.15676419

>>15676088

how

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>>15676419
unironically, day trading, and i've been doing it a few years now, so i know it's sustainable. i could care less if crypto moons or if its a scam. i just stick to trading principles and only trade it if its hot, otherwise i go trade something else like boomer stocks.

>> No.15677244

>>15674324
Yep.

>> No.15677256

>>15674368
Unironically this.

>> No.15677623

>>15674440
why? jerking off is the best part of the human experience