/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.15666344]

https://youtu.be/ulyI_K-TFDI

BASED FLANNEL MAN CONFIRMS $1000 EOY

[Anonymous No.15666357]

oh shit posting in epic thread?

[Anonymous No.15666384]

HOLY FUCK

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.15666389]

>>15666344
I COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.15666390]

>>15666344
The man himself

[Anonymous No.15666407]

Based and $1000EOY-Pilled

[Anonymous No.15666417]

>we can authoritatively say that we have the most decentralized, sybil resistant, highly audited set of oracles

FUDDERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

[Anonymous No.15666421]

Cliffs or is this a nothingburger interview?

[Anonymous No.15666428]

>>15666417
Fuckin based

What u haters got to say huh? Huh? Ya thas rite, NOTHIN. We gots the best oracles in the fuckin WORLD ain't none of u can touch dis. Step. Off.

[Anonymous No.15666431]

>>15666421
The interviewer literally asks him about the P&D articles.

[Anonymous No.15666437]

>>15666344
checked

[Anonymous No.15666439]

>>15666344
>Thank you so much for being with us!~
>Yea..

CHAD

[Anonymous No.15666440]

>>15666431
So nothing, great. Thanks

[Anonymous No.15666447]

WE ARE GOING TO BE SO FUCKING RICH

[Anonymous No.15666448]

based Sergey plowing through muh pump and dump scam news

[Anonymous No.15666449]

>>15666344
He's so much more attractive than she is

[Anonymous No.15666462]

>>15666447
Why? He didn't say anything important or groundbreaking at all

[Anonymous No.15666467]

the interviewer is trying to sound smart when i dont think she knows whats shes talking about

[Anonymous No.15666470]

>>15666462
>admits he won't watch it
>says nothing happened
Absolute state

[Anonymous No.15666474]

>>15666467
Neither does Sergey
>explain Mixicles
>uummmm uhhh uuumm

[Anonymous No.15666479]

>"I'LL GO TO THE MOON. I'LL BUILD ORACLES ON THE MOON"

HOLY FUCK

CONFIRMED, WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.15666481]

>>15666474
>tfw mixicles are too advanced to explain to a kid

[Anonymous No.15666488]

>>15666474
>Explain it like it's a fifth grader
>Wants Sergey to go into private confidential transaction mixing with oracles doing offchain computation to a 5th grader.
He literally said the whole point of Mixicles: privacy for smart contracts on public blockchains.

[Anonymous No.15666498]

>>15666344

Do you think sergey tapped that asian pussy after the interview?

[Anonymous No.15666501]

Blames the "Coinbase effect" and avoids bringing up the 700k dumps

[Anonymous No.15666506]

>>15666498
Yes, and sideways

[Anonymous No.15666511]

>>15666498
It goes without saying that Sergey has banged every female he has a photo with

[Anonymous No.15666513]

>>15666344
Why does the woman keep saying "yea" "mhmmm"
This is supposed to be an interview. Let him finish the answer and interject with a response ONLY when you have a question about what he's saying

[Anonymous No.15666517]

>>15666513
>gotcha

[Anonymous No.15666518]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.15666523]

>>15666467
99% of crypto journalists

[Anonymous No.15666535]

Shady Sergey trying to pin the price decline on the Coinbase effect and not the 700k transfers

[Anonymous No.15666542]

>>15666535
>>15666501
Dilate and sell all your LINK because Sergey is obviously a scammer.

[Anonymous No.15666544]

whoa lods of bullshit, they just chit chat about nothing

also those lies about doing nothing on exchanges

its a fkin pnd

[Anonymous No.15666546]

>>15666517
ITS SO ANNOYING HOLY SHIT IM BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST MY DESK TRYING TO LISTEN

STOP FUCKING TALKING LADY HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.15666549]

>>15666513
Because she's a woman. They like to encourage men and feel involved

[Anonymous No.15666553]

>>15666513
She was "trying" to sound American

Her boss probably told her to go with American accent, gets more views

[Anonymous No.15666555]

>>15666544
Looking more and more likely by the day

[Anonymous No.15666572]

"....I'll go to the moon"
~Sergey Nazarov, 21st of September, 2019 - taken out of context.

[Anonymous No.15666575]

>>15666344
>"tethering it to the real world"
>"our industry has a very global nature to it"

[Anonymous No.15666598]

>>15666544
>>15666555
undeserving of digits

[Anonymous No.15666600]

>>15666572
Link moonbase confirmed. That'll be what pushes us from 40,000 to 86,000 in 2026.

[Anonymous No.15666603]

Accidentally paused it on this frame

[Anonymous No.15666616]

>>15666344
I just want to take a picture with this man but I am too scared to be in his presence. He is so great and I am nothing compared to him.

[Anonymous No.15666620]

>>15666600
c-checked

[Anonymous No.15666634]

>>15666600
checked and moonpilled

[Anonymous No.15666635]

"I'll go to the moon."

-The man himself

[Anonymous No.15666637]

[Anonymous No.15666640]

>>15666598
Double trips confirms it

[Anonymous No.15666667]

This get is claimed by /sp/

[Anonymous No.15666671]

>>15666603
>wen she still succ

[Anonymous No.15666691]

The interviewer and editing is fucking incompetent and they barely touched on the Chainlink roadmap. The absolute state of crypto "jornalism". I hope that talk with vitalik and serg gets released for some actual substance. We're so early lads.

[Anonymous No.15666713]

this is the best of hopium. i can't wait to enjoy the fact that I've quit drinking, wake up rich, and play pokemon blue on my gameboy under a blanket. my fiance can stop working and i can spend time with my pets. a chainlink painting will hang on my wall. we're all gonna make it frens.

[Anonymous No.15666720]

>>15666713
was just looking for paintings for my apartment. now you've given me an idea.

[Anonymous No.15666725]

Arthur Hayes spotted in background @ 7:10 of video lol

[Anonymous No.15666730]

What does chainlink do? You are all so excited

[Anonymous No.15666732]

>>15666344
thank you for being here
>yeah
kek

[Anonymous No.15666735]

>>15666344
>if people start building that on the moon. I'll go to the moon. And i'll start giving them oracles so they build it better.

[Anonymous No.15666747]

>>15666421
Nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.15666752]

>>15666730
pee pee poo poo

[Anonymous No.15666757]

>>15666523
this. most crypto journalists are obviously just spouting "yeah" "uh huh" "okay" "i see" while waiting to ask the next question. you can definitely tell most of what he says just goes way over her head lol

[Anonymous No.15666760]

>>15666747
Yep, sure was. No roadmap talk at all, Sergey ducking the real cause of the dump, no new information shared. Complete waste of 14 minutes

[Anonymous No.15666763]

>>15666730
it multiplies the value of smart contract platforms 1000x

[Anonymous No.15666771]

>>15666344

lmao @ the gook asking him about fucking pump and dumps

[Anonymous No.15666780]

>>15666667
Get a better script, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.15666789]

Thank you so much for being with us

> Yeah

[Anonymous No.15666829]

>>15666789
Lmao that was so creepy

[Anonymous No.15666832]

fuck chainlink really is a scam huh?

[Anonymous No.15666843]

>>15666829
You misspelled alpha, he clearly was attempting to dominate this young vulnerable Asian girl.

[Anonymous No.15666853]

>>15666600
checked
>unironically my thoughts are becoming reality

[Anonymous No.15666865]

>>15666771
Sergey, as usual, ducking the real reason for the dump

[Anonymous No.15666870]

>>15666501
>>15666535
The 700k dumps never hurt Chainlink.
It only started dropping in rank on CMC like a week or so after the last one.

[Anonymous No.15666872]

>>15666843
This

[Anonymous No.15666881]

>>15666870
That's fucking bullshit. Check the historical rankings over the last 2 months

[Anonymous No.15666890]

>>15666881
Chainlink always remained around rank 16 (same rank as ATH) until a week or so after the last 700k move.
This is a fact.

[Anonymous No.15666897]

>>15666666

[Anonymous No.15666907]

>>15666344
>"Thank you so much for being with us!"
>"...yeah."
Never change Sergey you mad bastard.

[Anonymous No.15666919]

>>15666603
mid-bite

[Anonymous No.15666972]

>>15666890
Link was #15 on Aug 18
Link was #19 on Aug 25, 2 days afrer the last dump

[Anonymous No.15666988]

Dude I know im a post-coinbase newfag and most of you resent my ilk but can someone please explain his fucking shirt?

its not even a meme. He literally only fucking wears like one plaid shirt. What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.15666992]

>>15666467
Women inna nutshell.

[Anonymous No.15667000]

Just sold, thanks.

[Anonymous No.15667180]

>>15666730
At the absolute most basic level, chainlink enables blockchain technology to be utilized for legal contracts by big businesses (and everyone else also, but this is about big businesses really)

[Anonymous No.15667193]

>>15666467
Protip the interview was bought as part of their coindesk presence package and the questions and answers were pre arranged by adelyn, it's all PR and marketing. I can't believe there are people who don't know/realize this.

[Anonymous No.15667243]

>>15666988
he does it for us. now fuck off back to rēddit.

[Anonymous No.15667701]

>>15667193
But you do believe there are slave colonies on Mars.

[Anonymous No.15667725]

>>15666474
its like popsicles but many flavors

[Anonymous No.15667787]

>>15667725
this, it's a brand name

[Anonymous No.15667825]

Nothing will pump this token. It's fucking over lads.

[Anonymous No.15667874]

scam scam it is scam buy SENT UOS UDOO >:( do NOT buy CHAINLINK!

[Anonymous No.15667881]

>>15667825
>uhhh durrr youtube video came out why not price go UP??? PAAAMMP MY BAGS!!!! I WANT TO SEE THE NICE PROFITS SIRS ,,, PLEASE PAMP KEK PAMP BAGS KEK PAMP MY BAGS!!!

just sell you stupid fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.15667885]

>>15667881

Have sex

[Anonymous No.15667889]

>>15666600
Checked and redpilled

[Anonymous No.15667900]

>>15666780
This

[Anonymous No.15667911]

>>15666897
Kek

[Anonymous No.15667971]

>>15666344
thanks op, that was the all the face dataset I needed to make sergeys deepfakes from now oN
and no, I'm not from around here
k
u
d
o
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kind stranger
ps: if you don't doyr from now on you can get burned

[Anonymous No.15667998]

>>15666603
Waiting for the big mac shoop.

[Anonymous No.15668021]

>>15666988
It's a QR code that redirects you to /biz/

[Anonymous No.15668025]

>>15666344
WHY DOES SHE KEEP GRUNTING AND MOANING WHILE HE TALKS

IS THIS WHAT THEY FUCKING TEACH IN CRYPTO JOURNALISM SCHOOL

[Anonymous No.15668034]

>>15666972
Bitcoin and other coins shat the bed too you moron

[Anonymous No.15668067]

>>15666603
thank you for this excellent contribution anon

[Anonymous No.15668157]

>>15666344
>thank you so much for being with us
>yeah..
Not a single time in this video has he shown a bit of emotion, not a smile, not a frown. Is he perhaps autistic?

[Anonymous No.15668194]

>>15668157
>Not a single time in this video has he shown a bit of emotion, not a smile, not a frown. Is he perhaps autistic?

he is autistic and stoic. a deadly combination.

[Anonymous No.15668202]

She actually debunked the entire concept of Chainlink with the question she repeated.
4:30
Compound and Synthetix get their feeds from the same place as chainlink nodes would but without the middleman

[Anonymous No.15669038]

>>15666344
he probably fucked her after, what a decentralize chad oracle

[Anonymous No.15669057]

>>15668202
Works fine when you're handling under $1MM in transactions. Nobody is going to use your system for transactions above that size because there is a certain threshold that makes it more profitable to act as a bad oracle than a good one.

[Anonymous No.15669076]

>>15666666
just checking the gett

[Anonymous No.15669081]

>>15666431
Not only that she asks him how he's going to prevent that from happening in the future. Like she doesn't know anything about crypto

[Anonymous No.15669134]

>8:27 *scratches in out of focus*

[Anonymous No.15669150]

>>15666344
>chinkette : "can you explain chainlink as if i was a 5th grader?"
>sirgay : uh oh...*ahem* soo interlopability of scalability emerging in meta-nodes to protonic inhibitors pumps
>*proceed to shart out all the buzzwords not a single normie ever heard about*
>tchinkfw

[Anonymous No.15669171]

>>15666344
the diminution when he's talking about price changes though, "I briefly looked at it....if you believe that's real....I don't really know....we're separate" clearly hiding something

[Anonymous No.15669196]

>>15666344
>good evening. ladies and gentlemen.
>What. is an oracle?

[Anonymous No.15669241]

>>15669171
Completely avoids 700k

I can’t believe 700k dumps didn’t come up once in this interview.

[Anonymous No.15669260]

lol

[Anonymous No.15669282]

>>15669241
I mean the team said it was done to promote the growth of the team already.

[Anonymous No.15669299]

>>15666467
She was trying to simplify things. You people are fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.15669306]

>>15666344
>mmmmm mmmhmmmm mmmmmm
she doesnt understand shit

[Anonymous No.15669422]

>>15666513
It was a fluff piece. Notice the liberal amount of cuts, and the interviewer agreeing and approving everything he says without challenge, and the way she responds to him.

"Yeah definitely"
"Gotcha!"
"Of course!"
"Mhmm"
"Yup!"
"Yeah!"
"I think you are gonna do great!"

And of course the constant nodding without pause. It's basically propaganda, not journalism.

[Anonymous No.15669452]

>>15666513
Not sure about Singapore but in Japan it's customary to periodically make noises signalling your attention and approval when someone else is talking. Might be the same there.

[Anonymous No.15669455]

>>15667193

I fucking knew it

>>15669422
It's so obvious that it's a paid fluff piece.

[Anonymous No.15669463]

>>15669422
>It's basically propaganda, not journalism.

Or it's some dumb roasty thot not being confrontational to an alpha who is worth hundreds of millions of dollars on a bad day, a billionaire on a good day.

[Anonymous No.15669506]

>>15669463
This doesn't explain the generous amount of jump cuts to only preserve the good parts, nor does it explain why she literally looks like she wants to suck this random crypto retards dick for no reason at all.

It's a paid piece.

[Anonymous No.15669567]

>>15669506
It's the way the industry works. It's not a bad thing but yeah it's just adie doing her job. They want to put the news about compound and the 7 news heartbeats out there, explain mixicles a bit and set the record about the pnd articles. Sergey originally commented to the first article about it, though he acts disinterested and like it's out of their hands they know they need the price to remain healthy so they can't ignore it.

[Anonymous No.15669584]

>>15668021
underated post

[Anonymous No.15669629]

>>15669452
It's normal everywhere, however that anon comes from a post-national global collective called 'autistic'.

[Anonymous No.15669638]

>>15666667
anyone know who got it?

[Anonymous No.15669654]

>>15669629
Everywhere in Mumbai.

[Anonymous No.15669682]

>>15669282
Growth of their pockets, yes

[Anonymous No.15669849]

he got a weird looking beard

[Anonymous No.15669876]

>>15666513
It sounds like when you're trying to skip dialogue in fallout 4

[Anonymous No.15669905]

>>15666344
>sergey answers the fud question about the pump and dump

[Anonymous No.15669906]

AAAAAAAA IM COOMIN