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15659075 No.15659075 [Reply] [Original]

How are the boomers living for so long despite their awful eating habits and growing up around lead paint/asbestos? What would happen to the economy if they all suddenly started to croak at once and we all got our big inheritance?

>> No.15659080

The only thing I'll inherit from my boomer parents is debt.

>> No.15659083

They were happy

>> No.15659108

>>15659075
Advancements in medicine desu.
And after all you are paying their Medicare right?

>> No.15659112

>boomers give their children things
Lol the only thing my dad is giving me is debt and emotional damage

>> No.15659117

>>15659075
We're not getting jack shit from them

All of that "when I'm gone, all of this is yours" boomer talk you've heard your whole life is just that - boomer talk. It doesn't matter if their will is all lined up and you're the recipient - they will legally change everything in the last few hours of their life and fuck you out of everything (will donate it to cats or Democrats or niggers in Africa)

>> No.15659190

>>15659075
the fun fact is that "junk food" isnt that bad for you. its just nutrient dense.

"how does my car not stop running when i keep putting gas in it"
"how do boomers not die when they consume so many human fueling macro-nutrients"

>> No.15659202

>>15659080
"If you die and have no estate, then your debts die with you as they cannot be repaid. Your relatives do not have to pay off your debts unless they have provided personal guarantees for those debts. Your creditors can sue your estate for the payment of outstanding debts. May 15, 2019"

no you wont, quit being so ungrateful. what did you cosign on some stupid shit?

>> No.15659210
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15659210

>>15659075
>we all got our big inheritance?
>implying boomers aren't drinking your inheritance away in margaritaville right now

>> No.15659645

>live rich, die broke!
(and fat and stupid)

>> No.15659668

>>15659202
Medical debts sometimes get inherited

>> No.15659706

>>15659210
Not even mad, just jealous. Listening to Jimmy Buffet pisses me the fuck off because I know I'll never live that lifestyle.