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The other OP is a retard edition
(IGNORE THE CHRONON MIGRATION, PEASANT)

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, LCIguy is a jerk, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/Dar8zS0k

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Real-time market news:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
https://thefly.com/index.php

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Premarket Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
Earnings Report Calendars:

https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread, I was there, anyone cool was there:
>>15634883

>> No.15641968

stocks suck stocks for cucks
boomer rocks for brains of rocks
LINKIE LINKIE BUY THE STINKIE
WE'LL TAKE YOU TO THE MOON

>> No.15641975

>>15641968
Yeah, keep telling yourself that....

>> No.15641979

>>15641968
Grug buy rock picker stock
Rockpicker stocks moon when rock moon

>> No.15641991

>>15641968
Based

>> No.15642019
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15642019

Any reason i should cut my losses? Or risk holding?

>> No.15642031

That's an incredibly sorry time span to predict movement in, I'd personally cut losses but if you feel like holding no one here is gonna talk you out of it. I'm holding a near 65% loss on an option a month out though

>> No.15642050

>>15642031
Figured it be going down then it gets a sudden rise like that.

How much do your option calls/puts usually cost you in premium?

>> No.15642283

>>15642050
Premium is entirely dependent on the company, I've bought and made money off of options worth 20c at buy in and a dollar fifty at buy in, it all depends. I just look for companies with a solid uptrend or companies who had an overreacting drop w/ a clear bottom. Usually I cut loss at 20% and take profit at 30-35%

>> No.15642320

>ask: 0.14
>bid: 0.12
>priced in whole cents
>stock has to move 2% to jump to 0.13|0.15
How am I supposed to daytrade this?
You know they could just sell those things in packs of hundreds to solve this problem, but no, 1:1. Knockouts are more responsive but when price nears the knockout price the ask stays fixed in place while bid goes down and you have something like 0.30 | 0.1 on fucking index options with the most volume for the day.

>> No.15642359

>>15642320
I cannot understand what you're trying to convey, options contracts go up in value when the people trading them believe they will pass or meet the strike price by the given date, if it's not moving it's because the people who would be buying your contracts don't think they'll be worth anything by the strike date, if you want a more noticeable fluctuation on small price action of the underlying then buy options more in the money

>> No.15642455

>>15641959
Sub machine guns general would be /smgg/, not /smg/
The /g/ has to be general, you don't get to shoehorn in a different g word after the m

Now we all will be cursed with bad luck until 310 posts are made and a new thread rises

>> No.15642472
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15642472

When rates are low stocks will grow. Good luck smiggers

>> No.15642679

>>15642455
Fuck

>> No.15642743

>>15642455
Dubs confirm

OP f***’d up

>>15642472
This statement is statistically incorrect. Different stocks react differently to rising or falling interest rate environments.

>> No.15642782

VTI - If you got time on your side and you like a 0.70 x 4 Divvy and broad diversification.

>> No.15642858

What the fuck is this spread on LCI?!

>> No.15642941

Buy MSFT, it is not too late

>> No.15642969

>>15642941
Doubt it'll break 141

>> No.15642978

>>15642969
Not today maybe, but things are looking so good for MSFT it's ridiculous

>> No.15643108
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15643108

>another rate cut at top of piping-hot economy

>promises to cut MORE and buy assets on any sign of slowdown

>like half the world's economies now have NEGATIVE or zero interest rates

>government, corporate, and consumer/personal debt at record levels

>flat wage growth since 1978, men haven't since wage growth since the 60's

>rising inequality within and between nations shows no sign of reversal

>climate change accelerating

>amount of democracies globally has decreased since the post-war period

>rising tension and instability in global trade and relations

>far-right and far-left both rising rapidly over moderates in global politics

are you preparing for the malthusian collapse?

>> No.15643133
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15643133

does ANYONE here remember CERU (my nigga)?

>> No.15643136

>>15643108
dear /smg/, how the fuck do i profit from this?

>> No.15643151

>>15643136
Buy land in the midwest and wait for it to become oceanfront property.

>> No.15643163

>>15642455
It's okay, m8. OP just mis-spelled Sub Machinegun.
>/Sub Machinegun General/

>> No.15643166

>>15643151
kek

>> No.15643175

>>15643151
Kek

>> No.15643282
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15643282

good morning......SAY IT BACK!

>> No.15643326

>>15643163
>A submachine gun (SMG) is a magazine-fed, automatic carbine designed to shoot handgun cartridges. The term "submachine gun" was coined by John T. Thompson, the inventor of the Thompson submachine gun.

/sgg/

>>15643282
howdy partner

>> No.15643333

>>15643282
Morning fren

>> No.15643371

Anyone think $ROKU about to rebound due to being oversold?

Also considering trying to scalp zero day $MSFT calls for full retardation.

>> No.15643434

>>15643371
>Anyone think $ROKU about to rebound due to being oversold?
oversold based on what?

>> No.15643436

shill me some stocks anons
>>15643282
g-good morning

>> No.15643441

>>15642858
I talked with my boy Marc... He said it's time to short this puppy back to $3, but he needs our help. First make sure you lock in your short position this morning. Don't say I didn't warn you....

>> No.15643459

>>15642858
Wtf is premarket?

>> No.15643532
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>>15643459
fucking /biz/ man

>> No.15643538

>>15643459
Yeah but the spread was from the $9s to the $16s.

>> No.15643567

>>15643282
fuck off i haven't had coffee yet

>> No.15643580

>>15643538
just someone baiting 70 IQs 4channers who are dumb enough to place market orders during premarket.

>> No.15643584

>>15643532
He was being ironic

>> No.15643602
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>>15643580
>who are dumb enough to place market orders during premarket.

>> No.15643605

>>15643580
*during open not premarket (only limit orders in premarket)

>> No.15643648
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>>15643567

>> No.15643661

Just a heads up that I will sell at 141.5 and buy back at 140.5

>> No.15643685

>>15643661
can you take us back to windows 7 and office 2013 and xbox 360 first?
I hate nu-microsoft products, they reek of curry and bloat and confusion

>> No.15643713

>>15643685
I don't write that kind of software. We do many more interesting things, you should look into it :)

>> No.15643725

PTE 10/18/19 $5 calls? I'm thinking this is a good buy. Cheap enough. What do you bros think?

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15643736

is SNSS anon here? if you are can you tell me how those crippling PESX bags are treating your frail body right now? good luck champion

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15643751

>>15643326
>>15643282
>>15643436
Good morn’ everybody. Ready to crush the market today?
>>15643333
Nice 4s man luck is in our side

>> No.15643765

>USO and SLV up aftermarket

Well I'm ready to get fucked on my puts.

>> No.15643772

>>15643736
Bases

>> No.15643798

>>15643725
>300k average volume
There's not enough liquidity to safely fuck with options imo.

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15643799

Damn, we are MOONING today. Like I said 0.5-1%.. easy.

>> No.15643806

Really tempted to buy some VXX calls

>> No.15643839
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15643839

Interviewing for jobs recently (proprietary trading) and for one of the firms I stumbled across the founder's name in the Paradise Papers. What does this mean?

>> No.15643865

>>15643839
Is it tax avoidance? Everyone did it. No worries.

>> No.15643885

>>15643839
Go to that company work your way up to the top and be the head honcho, tax evaders are the most freedom loving people you will ever meet.

>> No.15643888

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/fed-begins-repo-operation-funding-rates-ease

83.8B subscribed put of 75B limit

>> No.15643899
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>>15643865
Yeah. Must be doing pretty well though. I'm intrigued.

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15643912

The fed has printed 130B in the past two days. That's 16% of the total 800B used in the 2008 crisis. Are you ready for the biggest economic downturn in any of our lives, anon?

>> No.15643932

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/fed-funds-prints-225-breaching-target-range-ioer-spread-explodes

>> No.15643935

Not really an expert or anything but shouldn't that market be going down with extreme economic uncertainty around the world?

>> No.15643950
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15643950

Should I buy some chinese stocks at this time?

>> No.15643958

>>15643935
Markets are pure speculation now. Without any regards to valuations. That's why value investors are all cash gang. They're hoping to buy after the crash.

>> No.15643962

Today will be a nice bulltrap

>> No.15643964

>>15643935
nah we chillin

I mean the rest of the world is fucked
if they're lucky they'll have enough water and won't have to resort to cannibalism

but in the US we're building spaceships and all kinds of cool stuff

>> No.15643978

>>15643962
I was thinking the same thing.

>> No.15643984

I hate this stupid pattern with SNSS where it shoots way up in like 2 days then gradually inches it's way back down over the next week or two and then shoots back up again. It's a good thing I'm long until ASH because this shit would really exploit people using stop losses.

>> No.15643999

>>15643984
Welcome to biotech stocks.
How is this new? They're all pump and dump. Buy the rumor sell the news regardless of company valuation.

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15644005

LMAO They're thinking this is a bull trap.

>> No.15644018
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15644018

Once again IWM will be the pied Piper of blood today leading the market

My beyond puts are ready

>> No.15644026

>>15643661
Aight niggas, I sold my stack and set a buy order. Probably won't be filled today though.

>> No.15644029

They laughed at me when I said if you buy VXX puts and SPY calls yesterday it would be the easiest 50% you make all week. Turns out I was wrong again. It was the easiest 70% you'll make all week.

>> No.15644045

LMAO there's literally no resistance on SPY. 2 cent spreads. This shit's going to fly today. FREE SHEKELS!

>> No.15644061

Mind the IWM

Financials keeling over too

>> No.15644070

>>15644061
The Chad 2000 is going strait to the moon, that's where all the future microsoft companys sit.

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15644107

>they completely forgot about you, sir
>they keep buying even though all of the fundamentals are trash, record highs..... again
>.........
>Damp eet

>> No.15644120

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
FIELD HOCKEY NIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>> No.15644123

Gains from yesterday just being erased on open. Unberievabre

>> No.15644144

>Fuck you BYND
>Thank you based MSFT poster

>> No.15644149

Who said the ndaq would be up 1%
You were lied to

>> No.15644161

>>15643912
Behind the times. It's over 200 billion now. And pressure is not easing, it's actually getting worse. See >>15643888

>> No.15644168

Some one give me a ten bagger I can throw 25 hundred at and then free my self from PDT restrictions.

>> No.15644176

>>15644168
SQQQ

>> No.15644183

exited my psa short a few days ago and my roku short today with insane profits... will long the short squeeze and reshort higher.

>> No.15644185

No bottom on tlrd, would be free money to short

>> No.15644253

>>15644168
MO

>> No.15644264
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15644264

Send the SPY your energy. We're going to break the record again today!

>> No.15644308

FUCK THE FED

FUCK JEROME POWELL

AND MOST OF ALL, FUCK JANNIES

>> No.15644319

Why is LCI down so hard?

>> No.15644320
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15644320

>>15644308
I agree but you forgot fuck niggers and sandniggers, especially of the Iranian variety

>> No.15644338

>>15644319
See >>15643441

>> No.15644358

>>15644168
If it dips again... TEN

>> No.15644364

>>15644338
But he covered didnt he?

>> No.15644370
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Dat BYND gap to 144 about to fill like nerdy prom night

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15644373

>ENPH calls

>> No.15644386

>>15644364
Not sure what you mean by that. Are you saying that if someone closes a position, they can never re-enter a similar position in the future?

>> No.15644389

Did it break through yet?

>> No.15644393
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15644393

MSFT

>> No.15644394

>>15644386
True. But he hasn't mentioned anything about it recently.

>> No.15644398

>>15643282
Morning :]

>> No.15644411

SPX so damn close to its ATH

>> No.15644429

LCI oversold coming back up for now...

>> No.15644450

>>15644429
That's what you think, buddy. What do I think. Continue bleeding today. Then tomorrow, WHAM! Gap down on the left. New Capitolist Seeking Alpha article on the right. Maybe even some tweets from William Tong. $1 in time for Christmas.

>> No.15644455

>>15644450
Nope. We'll at least touch $14 again by EOD

>> No.15644461

Tvix needs new leadership. They better have a damn good explanation when they report earnings.

I want my money back! There’s gonna be law suits over this!

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15644473

what i kind of expect with spx

>> No.15644478
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15644478

>>15644461
>I want my money back!

>> No.15644480

>>15644461
Give it a a few minutes, CEO is making an announcement

>> No.15644493

Twilio upgraded!!

>> No.15644500

>>15644473
2 more weeks of green followed by minutes that remind us to buy the spy. I expect a break out above that trend line.

>> No.15644505

>>15644478
Tvix is a fraudulent company. Shareholders demand answers!

>> No.15644520

>>15643441
Short it for no reason? Okay faggot

>> No.15644529
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15644529

HOLY FUCK SHOT CALLER IS MAKING NE SO MUCH MONEY!! ENPH IS GOING PARABAOLIC

>> No.15644553

>>15644529
>1 post by this ID
Jesus Christ dude just make some friends irl...

>> No.15644557
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15644557

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.15644563

>>15644557
Based and divvypilled, today more than ever my good divvyfriend.

>> No.15644568

>>15644500
yeah but we have now 3 gaps below..doesn't mean they will get filled but it's still 3 gaps in a short interval.

>> No.15644583

>>15644553
>mad he didn’t buy calls a week ago
Lol

>> No.15644591

Just loaded up on ROKU buy puts. The sell wall at $135 is impenetrable.

>> No.15644595

>>15644583
Shot Caller you constantly samefag yourself. Wow you said one thing right on one of your fucking namefag, congrats, honestly you finally got 1 think right like a clock

>> No.15644605

>>15644595
>he didn’t listen to shit caller that on NKE puts
>he didn’t listen to shot caller on PAGS calls
>he didn’t listen to him now
Post your holding loser

>> No.15644623

I don't understand why ODP is valued so low right now. The company is profitable and it pays out divvies.

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>>15644473
Your chart is right sir

I warned you it was all a trap today

>> No.15644628

Merckrosoft!
McDontendo!

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15644635

>>15644605
ok, now post yours

>> No.15644664
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15644664

ROKU IS GOING TO $125 EOD.

>> No.15644676

FUCKKKK, ally invest app won’t let me in!! Anyone else have this issue?
>didn’t read thread
>I’m freakin

Got absolutely railed on GME puts and VRA calls.. down 10%, Just want to cash out my EHTH!! Btw. Look into EHTH, at 80 rn and has a $173 valuation. Gonna ride OTM calls two weeks out until I get a loser - join me to FLAVOR TOWN

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15644719

>>15644635
can I post mine too?

>> No.15644735

>>15644719
can you go back to your old broker with the weird ass children's font?

>> No.15644751

>>15644735
I could, but not until I have 10 million in my robinhood account.

>> No.15644788
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>>15643282
No.
Instead I'm dumping the market.

>> No.15644823

>>15644751
>ywn use the secret runescape broker that requires a 10 mil account minimum

why live

>> No.15644829

one for me and one for my hooker

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15644858

Bit unrelated but most of this board is crypto kiddies. Any of you fags use "Wealth front" to hold your funds? They still have a pretty high interest rate for savings despite the rate cuts. (2.32 percent apy)

>> No.15644869

Srs why LCI drop this hard on no news? #8 % decrease on the NYSE

>> No.15644884

>>15644858
I have two local banks that pay 3% interest rate for savings.

>> No.15644904

>>15644858
i just use etrade at 1.75%, only keep 5% of portfolio in cash so it's not a big deal and is convenient to transfer to linked brokerage account.

>>15644884
name one

>> No.15644954

Looks like the jig is up, everyone must’ve figured out the streaming fad was just a fad, and now they’re selling their Disney. Guess I’d better sell too before it goes back to 42-week lows.

>> No.15644972

>>15644904
Wow that sounds like a good idea. I might swap to e trade actually since I actually make enough money to not be a Robinhood shitter

>> No.15644984

>>15644858
It's like a living and breathing fuck doll.

>> No.15645002

>>15644954
retard

>> No.15645003

>>15644858
Ally is my bank for emergency savings. it has 1.9% (just pegged down from 2% due to rate cuts).

>> No.15645012
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>>15644605
Not doing so hot but once lci and some other meme stocks like wkhs pick back up I’ll have much better gains.

>> No.15645031

>>15644869
Actually good news cause they got a bump in predicted earnings for q1.
Institutions probably trying to suppress and collect shares

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15645041

It's already below my break even. You folks should have been listening to my extraordinary shot calls.

>> No.15645044

Been telling you fags about
about splk for weeks

Get splunkd kiddos

>> No.15645074

>>15645031
Its a perfect time to buy more.

>> No.15645081
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15645081

WE DID IT!!! ALL TIME HIGHS!!!!

>> No.15645096

Me so WoW rich $_$
If only IRL market were this ez

>> No.15645114

>>15645096
1st for I’m gonna make RKG my wife

>> No.15645149

>>15645114
*husband

also, why a corpse bride?

FIFY

>> No.15645152

>>15645096
tfw i only have 6 gold and will never be able to afford to make RKG my epic mount...

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15645175

I think I broke it...

>> No.15645187

>>15645081
But why? Everything points to a market crash

>> No.15645206

>>15645187
you're listening to too much anti-trump propaganda and forgetting TINA, low unemployment, and Uncle Powell's wallet of endless cash.

>> No.15645234

>>15645081
only spy is at ath, not spx

>> No.15645235

>>15645206
I’d point mostly to unemployment, we just got better than expected earnings, and that’s really where I’d look for the first sign of real trouble. Powell was priced in, new wall is priced in. Warren vs Biden not priced in tho.

>> No.15645239
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15645239

I CAN BEAT THIS MARKET

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15645243

why do I always lose money on puts? Every fucking time.

>> No.15645250

>>15642283
Cool thanks for the info. Find it funny that I exit at about 25% - 35% which is quite similiar to yours. As for losses I gotta learn to stop bagholding. Trying options trading this week and its quite different compared to just watching the numbers.

How far out into the future do you buy options, in general?

>> No.15645287
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15645287

Ned said BIDEO GAEMS

>>15645234
Kamisama, when do your charts say I get to buy more NTDOY?

>> No.15645290

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.15645312

>>15645287
Don't get too high on Xbox https://youtu.be/ETXQUkp-VOg

>> No.15645355
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Microsoft raising the divie

>> No.15645386

>>15645250
>how far out
Would like to know too

>> No.15645388

I bought a couple of lci $14 calls 10/18 when lci was around $12.40. How fucked am i?

>> No.15645406

>>15645388
Checked. You're not. Just sell when they're up, or hodl if you wanna exercise. This drop came on no news for no reason. Everything says bullish

>> No.15645415

>>15643108
welcome to /racetothebottom/, please enjoy the fireworks at the end of the show

>> No.15645417

>>15645287
i dont have clear signals on ntdoy but long term i guess it's more bullish than bearish

>> No.15645445

Cnbc buying 100k evs to be carbon neutral by 2040
Workhorse supplying? Who else could? Make me bullish. Even if they dont other companies will...

>> No.15645464

>>15645445
>carbon neutral by 2040
UHHHH that's like way too far out man, I mean by 2040 we'll have seen that it was actually the carbon emissions keeping the planet safe from global cooling.

>> No.15645481

>>15645464
Well they buy lots of shit before then
I dont think anyone has the capacity to pump out 100k evs for commercial use right now. At least for a single customer.
Yeah it bs but still good to know, bullish for the future of commercial evs

>> No.15645487
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>>15644869
>doesn’t know why it’s down
>>15645406
>assumes and informs others there’s no reason
Hmmm... perhaps you should evaluate your assumptions, like why you think it popped up so high and so fast.
>>15645417
Absolutely godly

Post of the year ladies and gents:
>>15645187
>>15645187
>>15645187

>> No.15645491

10y2y about to go negative again

>> No.15645498

>>15645386
Most of mine are the same week for buys and i'm noticing a trend with certain stocks having stingy people. Ridiculously high premiums in both directions to where you're more likely to lose as a buyer compared to a seller.

>> No.15645499

>>15645491
oh fuck! what do I do?

>> No.15645501

>>15645464
Also look at trucking sales now.
Garbage, serious lows.
Sure they have cycles but they are hurting right now, people arent buying stuff. But buyers are coming into the market for something ev, the people supplying that will likely survive or beat competitors. Eg cnbc might go today wkhs and ask for 50k vehicles asap.

>> No.15645512

>>15645187
Yep way too many signs of a market crash incoming. Likely the algos squeezing the common man as much as possible before dropping the bags in a massive sharp crash.

>> No.15645513

>>15645499
Keep longing, then short the top in 6mo

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>>15644557

>> No.15645532
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15645532

It's pretty obvious today

>> No.15645546

>>15645487
>why you think it popped up so high so fast
You must be new

>> No.15645555
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15645555

It's happening

>> No.15645557

>>15645532
>spy will be 287 this week
How did those puts work out?

>> No.15645563

>>15645546
Where have I heard this line before...
I thought you were trying to figure something out, but if you’re just a shill then shoo shoo

>> No.15645573

Golden Bulls Rule

>> No.15645584

>>15645527
So do you buy it before dividend and sell it after? Remember there was an anon who was going to buy it and sell it at the same price he bought to pocket dividend.

>> No.15645588

>>15645555
What's happening?

>> No.15645600

>>15644026
After seeing it go well over 142, I decided to muy in at 141, so after a quick break I am now again an MSFTChad with even more shares. It might touch 140.5 today though.

>> No.15645601

>>15645588
Goddamn it you summer fool
You wasted good Hitler double dubs

>> No.15645610

>>15645563
When a company has over 80% of its float shorted, with an even higher amount of institutional ownership, and the company blows out all low expectations, and suddenly the price rises at the same rate the short interest takes a slight drop? Theres a term for that... ahhhhhh what's it called? Short press? No... short squish? Hmmmm...

>> No.15645614

>>15645584
That doesn't work since the share price will drop by about the amount of the dividend

>> No.15645638
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>>15645601
Those are chinese dubs of good fortune, you fucking boot licking, nigger loving, jew.

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>>15645638
Oh,
........it's you

Sorry for your losses

Maybe buy a put?

>> No.15645661

PINS is a buy at those levels. I'll tell you when to long.

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>>15644735
Doesn't your Robinhood look like this too?

>> No.15645679

Quality thread

>> No.15645682

>>15645671
lmao

>> No.15645779
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>>15644858

>> No.15645782

I'm thinking Long TLT and Short GLD into tomorrows opening...

>> No.15645790

>>15645779

lol

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>>15645584
That's me. 'Dividand Capture Strategy'. Anyone who thinking it's 100% priced in doesn't understand the market we're in right now.
The unpaid dividends account for another + 4%.

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I miss August

>> No.15645862

>>15645610
Quite right, so it’s not organic buying but short covering. So, as the shorts finish covering?

>> No.15645870

>>15645849
Refranon?

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15645871

Am I going to lose everything, or are ((they)) going to have to give me money?

>> No.15645910

>>15645871
the official golden bull run is about to start so...

>> No.15645940
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>>15645871
send them this

>> No.15645944
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15645944

tfw I bought a bunch of BYND calls and it’s tanking just because Canadian shithole Tim Hortons ran out of it as a limited edition item

I’m fucked if this shit doesn’t go back to 157+ by the end of tomorrow

>> No.15645945

>>15645910
I think there's about to be another surge into bonds though as people look at these companies trading 100 times earnings and realize the opportunity cost of gold sucks compared to the declining yields of bonds and we get another vix spike while the chips are all rearranged... This is all going to occur simultaneously tonight, or my name isn't Lil'DickShotOfGodCallerExtraordinaire#buylci

>> No.15645949
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>>15645944
Not just fucked, I'd say you are ~beyond~ fucked

>> No.15645960
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15645960

>>15645862
>shorts finish covering

>> No.15645965 [DELETED] 

How screwed am I?

>> No.15645976
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15645976

How screwed am I? Also this screen is difficult to understand literally have to manually check each to make sure I'm winning or losing.

>> No.15645983

>>15645944
Don't worry, you're not alone. The other guy who sold you that call is scared as well with good covered call position.

>> No.15645984

>>15645949
Lol
>>15645944
Thats what you get for purchasing literally shilled bug people replacement food.

>> No.15645993

>>15644623
I can't really complain. I'm getting the opportunity to accumulate cheap shares, collect a 6+% dividend yield on those shares, plus call premiums. It can take it's time...

>> No.15646001

>>15645984
*calls
My bad but you understand what i mean slomo

>> No.15646005

>>15645944
Pic of your calls?

>>15645808
Ive noticed this wherein dividend gets paid out and stock returns to price it was at before dividend as if dividend never got paid out. Want to try this strategy of buying it and then selling it once it returns to bought in price after dividend. However scared of having funds trapped and the market tanking hard.

>> No.15646015

I changed my Roku puts to Altria calls. Gonna go take a Juul break in the bathroom.

>> No.15646024

>>15645984
I don’t eat that shit I j-just wanted to make m-money off of them I hate you Canada

>> No.15646070

>>15645960
Why dont they bail?

>> No.15646074
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15646074

>>15646005
it’s over

>> No.15646079

What two stocks should I accumulate on memehood every month? ~$50-100 worth

>> No.15646094

>>15646079
MSFT

>> No.15646095

>>15645661
long pins if it stays above 30.1

>> No.15646106

>>15645779
Wow you actually reported me you cock sucker. Miss me with that gay ass font.

Thinking I should be moving my portfolio to gold and BTC until the election finishes up. Trump losing could very well trigger a small recession, but he could also do it himself.

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>>15646079
SEB

>> No.15646126

>>15646015
jej

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>>15646024
>>15646074
Anon you know what you must do now.

>> No.15646144

>>15646094
>>15646107
I didn't know what to expect so at least I wasn't let down

>> No.15646163

>>15646074
Did you unironically buy calls at reccord highs? /smg/, /smg/ never changes.

>> No.15646172
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MO going to $30

>> No.15646175

>>15646005
>Money trapped
It's only a day if you want the dividend. If you bug out, so be it.
I like the strategy because of the lack of volitility. You're in and out. As long as that quick move is profitable, you're recession-proof.

>> No.15646185

>>15646172
WHAT!!!!!! I JUST BOUGHT 15 CALLS! LIVE MEOW JUMP!

>> No.15646186
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>>15646127
pic related

>>15646163
I’m extremely newfag to this shit I didn’t know it was record highs pic related

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>>15646172
These memes are going to make me tons of fast cash. Prove me wrong!

>> No.15646221

>>15646074
What am i looking at? Did you respond to me accidentally?

Nonetheless whats the story?

>> No.15646244

>>15646221
Yeah accident I’m more retarded than usual today, story is I bought BYND calls and it’s tanking so I’m going to have to fling myself from a tall building now

>> No.15646245

Is everyone here using robinhood or are there anons trading on other brokers

>> No.15646249

>>15646221
Those are his BYND calls you asked to see. He's got the $160 strike that expires tomorrow. He's BYND fucked.

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>>15646207
Debt payments are starting and ecig bans going on in other countries are going to effect MO in the long run...

There is a chance of their dividend being cut and those retained earnings will be distributed out to debt holders instead of equity holders..

Lurk more newb

MO to $30

>> No.15646266

>>15646245
etrade long term account
ameritrade gambling account

>> No.15646301
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>>15646265
Their main revenue source is still cigarettes. The Juul was just a way to get youngsters to start smoking again. What do you think these kids are going to not smoke cigarettes now that they've had a taste of the Juul? Altria is going to be fine.

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>>15646245
Good ol chuck

>> No.15646315

>>15643661
>>15645600
I hope you guys listened.

>> No.15646317

>>15646245
interactive brokers.. if you do at least 2 trades per month that's the cheapest

>> No.15646322

>>15646307
chucked and schwabpilled

>> No.15646326

sup guys, got back into crypto during the dip to 330 a few months back, what did I miss?

>> No.15646329

>>15646301
>Their main revenue source is still cigarettes.
yeah but now they have added debt.. the aggregate demand behind tobacco hasn't really changed but their captial structure has...

Good luck Newb

MO to $30

>> No.15646345

>>15646326
*during the spy dip to 230

>> No.15646374

oh god i'm fucking going to lose it all....

>> No.15646384

>>15646326
>what did I miss?
the recovery, why didnt you buy the dip

>> No.15646393

>>15646326
i blew up my account a couple times.

>> No.15646394

>>15646384
idk sold way before the spy dip, was looking for an entry, then I saw btc hit 7500 and went all in.

>> No.15646403

>>15646393
where's lunchbro

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based

>> No.15646408

>>15646374
MO going to $30

>> No.15646409

>>15646079
ATT
INTEL

>> No.15646412

>>15646374
Classic Baggie

>> No.15646432

>>15646403
he got a new job and only posts on day's off work...

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>>15646322

>> No.15646449

T is trying to sell off their Direct TV assets to maintain the dividend. This is how companies get delisted from the dow.

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>>15646449
>This is how companies get delisted from the dow.
just waiting for the day for someone to delist you off the /smg/

MO to $30

>> No.15646494

Why doesn't Trump stop beating around the bush and sanction China? He'd get a favorable trade deal in less than 48 hours.

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>>15646244
>>15646186
>I’m going to have to fling myself from a tall building now
How much time did it/ will it take to accumulate that cash?
>>15646249
I cackled

>> No.15646514

HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!! ALTRIA IS AT A 5 YEAR LOW. WHAT THE FUCK!!!! WHERE IS THE SEC WHEN YOU FUCKING NEED THEM!!!!!

>> No.15646518

>>15646207
how those MO calls doing scrub?

MO to $30

>> No.15646525
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15646525

STOP SELLING KHC

>> No.15646531

Boy market taking a shit even with the rate cut

>> No.15646535
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15646535

STOP SELLING TLRD

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>>15646518
THEY LOOK JUST LIKE YOU! A FUCKING ANXIOUS MISTAKE MADE BY A MORON WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!

>> No.15646559

I wanna die. I finally make a big trade for me expecting a selloff after rate cut
, and my spy puts go up $500 but expect more dip and then they buy this shit and now im down 400$ overall.....

Does anyone expect a selloff soon?

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>>15646525
fuck you!!! let them sell it!! i want to buy more!!!!

>> No.15646578

>>15646559
I'm over here expecting a sell off soon too.... so yeah you're probably fucked mate.

>> No.15646591

>>15646307
>>15646322
MTUM, SPLV, SCHD, CLOU

Kinda kicking myself for ditching SCHG. It's got all those large caps I like (7% MSFT, AAPL, AMZN, BRKB, V, MA, HD, etc.)

REAALLLY want to switch from VTSAX into SCHPPX. But I don't wanna pay taxes...

>> No.15646598

>>15646578
>>15646559
sell off won't happen for a week or two...

>> No.15646624

Fuck this market

>> No.15646637

>>15646265
>There is a chance of their dividend being cut
Always a "chance", but I think it's never gonna happen.

I sold the majority of my MO before the news of India's ban got priced in. Dark days ahead, but I think the CRIMINAL investigation into vaping deaths are a good thing, gotta get to the bottom of this.

Low 30's though... that's not impossible. If I were PM, I might wait for those levels before a buyout.

>> No.15646639

>>15646624
>says increasingly nervous bear for the 5th time

>> No.15646647

$287 SPY tomorrow. I hope you all packed a parachute...

>> No.15646652

>>15646624
Fuck this manipulated shit market
>>15646598
Well at least im positioned for 1 more week from now...

>> No.15646657

>>15646637
i don't get how you can be bullish on it right now.... at all... like they are going to be putting all their money toward debts the next few years..

GOOD LUCK

MO to $30

>> No.15646662

>>15646647
Please be right

>> No.15646664

>>15646647
>287 SPY
Baggie and Suck a Trump Cock confirmed hanging themselves this weekend

>> No.15646666

What should I buy for tomorrow?

>> No.15646667

>>15646657
>bullish
I'm not, India changed my thesis entirely.

>> No.15646669

>>15646647
You still think S&P will fall tomorrow?

>> No.15646671

>>15646559
Tip for short term trades: there is no bag holding a trade like that. If it goes up but you want to hold for more movement, set a stop loss at break even.

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>>15646552
pic related

>>15646591
My comfy long-term dream goal is to have a girthy SCHD stack with which to DRIP myself to a passive incoom

>> No.15646694

>>15646666
$QUAD

>> No.15646706

>>15646671
Yeah i know but robinhood doesnt have stop losses on options...

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15646720

>>15646680
Divpilled, but I'm getting tired of this meme.
And I'm someone who likes tired memes.

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>>15646669
I haven't had much experience looking at level 2 yet, but I mean look at that fucking sell wall...

>> No.15646725

>>15646706
thats probably a good thing.. you know how many people will buy an option at .50 and then a stop loss happens and sells at .05 because people don't understand how thinly traded some options are... i can see it now.. some retard asking robinhood for their $45 back and then to close their $500 account because the market is rigged..

>> No.15646733

>>15646722
give me a hand, what the heck is going on here

>> No.15646735

You guys realize MO is going to kill the next couple of earnings though, right? Shit is still lows for the near future. No one isnt going to stop vaping and juul is still pumping vapes out of san fan even though there banned kek
More kids will die if they start this shit though, probabky why they are. Less legal alternative makes people turn to the stuff that made kids die in the first place. Classic dump and pump by old school tobacco, one last mansion before they die off

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>>15646722
>looking at level 2 for SPY

ISHYGDDT

>> No.15646741

>>15646694
interesting stock. i'll keep it in my watchlist. long term QUAD is a buy here

>> No.15646794

>>15646741
any calls you can shill with my $100 buying power?

>> No.15646802

>>15646722
level 2 trading for retail is nonsense

>> No.15646834
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15646834

The market is so fucking wrong today. Nothing I'm looking at is making any sense and I'm looking at a bunch of different things. It can only mean one thing. This shit is going to get corrected so hard tonight.

>> No.15646836

>>15646802
not always.. theres some low volume low market cap stocks that it'll work good on.. but nothing big.. its a fools errand imo..

>> No.15646841

>>15646735
I think they had 2 disappointing quarters in a row

>> No.15646846

>>15646106
Why do you expect gold and BTC to outperform other assets like cash or stocks in the event of a "recession"? Today's policy is to keep pumping up stocks at any cost. You want to be on the winning team right?

>> No.15646873

>>15646834
Premarket trading was insane this morning. Quotes on my watchlist jumped to 10% and back before open.

>> No.15646878

>>15646794
above 15$ in a few months.. earnings is the 30th October. I think it will be above 12 the 30 but that's a gamble

>> No.15646899

Bread!

>> No.15646907
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15646907

LCI to $60

MO to $30

GME could possibly gain 100% from here

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>>15646907
>LCI to 60
AHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I just bought more today actually.

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Dude weed gamblers: keep an eye on CRON this week and next. Watch for signs of short term reversal. It just hit long term lower trend line today and is near oversold on daily and weekly. Don't buy yet though. There could be another 5% of downside if bears are determined to squeeze it as hard as possible, which, since this is the dude weed, that is almost certainly the case.

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Altria short squeeze has begun! The Bulls are going to make you fucking mother's against vaping and nicotine anonymous cucks get slaughtered!

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>Altria short squeeze has begun!
what shorts?? the shorts haven't even started to hit it yet.. this is all from sell offs and lack of interest from big players... only small specs trying to catch this knife

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you really think GME will rally? aren't they closing 200 stores?