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Anonymous Tue Sep 17 18:22:00 2019 No.15624637 [Reply] [Original]

>”WE’RE LOOKING FOR A TEAM PLAYER!!”

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 18:22:25 2019 No.15624644 >>15624637 >Keked

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 18:25:28 2019 No.15624681 File: 42 KB, 443x437, Peepee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are "Rockstars" still sought after?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 18:26:03 2019 No.15624687 File: 523 KB, 2394x1440, 1558313551143.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Entry-level job >"Minimum of four years woth of relevant work experience REQUIRED!" >"Must be willing to work days, nights and weekends"

Anonymous Tue Sep 17 18:26:24 2019 No.15624693
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>”OH MY GOD THATS SERGEY. COME OVER AND WATCH THE GAME WITH US SERGEY, I GOT A SIX PACK IN THE FRIDGE. OH MY GOD HES A FUCKIN BEAST, MY WIFE IS GOING TO MAKE US BAGLE BITES WHILE WE WATCH THE GAME AND YOU CAN FUCK HER LATER IF YOU WANT, I GOT YOUR POSTER UP IN MY ROOM”

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 18:35:56 2019 No.15624804 File: 1.77 MB, 1280x755, thefaceofyourpunishment.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"must be willing to do end of shift dance with customers."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 19:55:49 2019 No.15625553 >>15624637 We want you to join the: family tribe [insert something from book they read]

Anonymous Tue Sep 17 19:59:35 2019 No.15625578
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>>15624637
>We are looking for a team player to help our company create a atmosphere that promotes employee beatings,cheap slave labor and sexual harassment towards male and female workers. We hope you will help us.

Anonymous Tue Sep 17 20:01:37 2019 No.15625592
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>>15624637
I've heard that phrase many times actually...after starting working in those places I didn't realize I'd be the Tom Brady or LeBron of that team after just a few days, surrounded by lifers...no fucking thank you I quit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 20:03:41 2019 No.15625604 File: 64 KB, 618x597, 1528738277688.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15624637 At this company, we aren't employees. We're family.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 20:04:10 2019 No.15625607 >we like to think of ourselves as a family

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 20:04:12 2019 No.15625608 File: 27 KB, 720x720, 32534534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Wanted: >printer cartridge refill S U P E R S T A R

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 20:06:51 2019 No.15625625 File: 419 KB, 1200x800, cucktube.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >we're looking for someone who lives in a nearby tube so they can get to their cage on short notice

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 20:11:43 2019 No.15625667 >>15624637 Translation : we are fucken hopeless inept fucks that don't work together but karen bakes cupcakes every 2nd week

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 20:30:46 2019 No.15625813 >NOW HIRING SUPERSTARS

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 20:34:30 2019 No.15625844 >MOBILE SOLUTIONS NINJA

Anonymous Tue Sep 17 20:40:49 2019 No.15625896
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>Looking for highly motivated team-players looking to make an impact.
> must be comfortable with a fast-paced startup environment.
> 2-4 years relevant work experience
> bachelor’s degree
> love dogs

Also my favorite:
>”So anon, let me tell you a bit about how we do things around here.”
>”Think of the office like a human body, every part is equally important and has to pull its weight, but also sometimes parts need to do some heavy lifting when other parts can’t do it. We’re a big office with a small office feel haha”
> “haha so what are the women, the appendix?”
> “Anon, um that’s really offensive, I don’t think you’re the right fit anymore”
Turned out the interviewer was a resistance facebook posting soiboi white knight. The look on his face when I said it was priceless, it was a mix of fury and fear, like what kind of creature could say a joke like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 20:43:41 2019 No.15625912 File: 1.82 MB, 1244x1008, yous.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOOKING FOR A GOOD FIT FOR THE TEAM MUST HAVE EXPERIENCE AND BACHELORS DEGREE MINIMUM WAGE PLUS TIPS

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 20:46:09 2019 No.15625924 You millienals are so fucking entitled why don't you just fucking grow up and get a $100,000 student loan if you want to be competitive in the entry level job market for minimum wage

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 20:49:07 2019 No.15625944 >>15624804 My boss makes us do this exact dance every morning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZljiGl72JE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 20:50:53 2019 No.15625957 >>15625944 >see the title Lmao

Anonymous Tue Sep 17 20:51:01 2019 No.15625958

This is what happens when they took away the power of the location manager to hire whoever the hell shows up with even the slightest amount of enthusiasm for the job and leave it all to HR workers who aren't even within 50 miles of the worksite or know what the hell the actual job requires

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 20:53:01 2019 No.15625967 >>15625958 this is the correct response. HR is a joke and should be purged.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 20:54:23 2019 No.15625986 >>15625896 LMAO did you actually do this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 20:57:01 2019 No.15626006 >>15624637 >>”WE’RE LOOKING FOR A RACIST, MENTALLY ILL GAMBLING ADDICT FOR A HIGH PAYING POSITION WITH BENEFITS AND NO RESPONSIBILITIES!!”

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 20:59:50 2019 No.15626028 >>15625944 haha

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 21:03:42 2019 No.15626059 File: 323 KB, 600x567, 1517185432999.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15625896 > “haha so what are the women, the appendix?”

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 21:04:41 2019 No.15626071 >>15624681 TEAM PLAYER - Female ROCKSTAR - White NINJA - Asian ALLSTAR - Black

Anonymous Tue Sep 17 21:07:10 2019 No.15626088
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>we believe in diversity and the value of inclusion. Anon, do you believe in these values.

"Yes, I love other people from different cultures. It's interesting to gather their perspectives and incorporate them into my own schema."

Mfw after I said that. Mfw when I got offered the job and a company car package.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 21:17:21 2019 No.15626166 >>15626006 Oh shit I was practically BORN for a position like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 21:45:14 2019 No.15626411 >>15626071 F U C K

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 21:46:16 2019 No.15626418 >>15626006 KEK

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 21:53:29 2019 No.15626471 >>15625896 extremely based

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 21:54:31 2019 No.15626478 >>15626006 my time has come

Anonymous Tue Sep 17 21:57:25 2019 No.15626504
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>Uh, I'm sorry but this position is leaning toward skills associated with diversity and inclusivity. Our team is very interested in community outreach and giving back. We're looking for a hard working minority for this position
>"Then you'll be looking a long time"
>BASED, welcome aboard!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 22:09:59 2019 No.15626609 File: 1.17 MB, 864x992, cyclistsbtfo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15626006 >raises hand while tipping fedora >heh, you rang?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 22:40:42 2019 No.15626843 >>15626006 haha None of those here!

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